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Posted by kimcheeboi
masturbation is natural and ill admit to it but yeah, most girls wont unless you actually talk to them (unlike guys who talk about wanking all the time)


Posted by methylated_spirit
Time is on your side if you masturbate because it means your probably a teenager, or maybe a pervert

Posted by Merovingian
pervert you aren't cause it's a natural thing to masturbate

Posted by kimcheeboi
pervert i aint, but im definitely 17

Have you noticed that when you have a girl you dont do it as much? like i cut down to prolly 1/4 (like 1 a month) because i prolly didnt need to

Posted by kimcheeboi
else you better stick to the chain

i think the mods are after our posts

Posted by methylated_spirit
posts are good for putting up fences, or a gazebo

Posted by Merovingian
yeah they definitly are

Posted by kimcheeboi
gazebo is a great place to sleep

our posts are disappearing!

Posted by methylated_spirit
(Sidenote) i do it just as much when ive got a girl)

Posted by kimcheeboi
who's the mod in here!??!!?


fess up




Posted by methylated_spirit
Disappearing posts...hide and seek with the moderators!

Posted by kimcheeboi
moderators are deleting my posts (as they usually do)

Posted by Merovingian
modeartors, unveal your self

Posted by methylated_spirit
self, meaning me, is leaving work and going to the pub. c ya monday, gang!

Posted by kimcheeboi
self masturbation or mutual masurbation: which is better?

Posted by kimcheeboi
(sidenote) ack! im in work for antoher 8 hours

Posted by kimcheeboi
i guess we're foregoing the chain

Posted by Merovingian
chain is broke

Posted by kimcheeboi
broke-n hearted i am over all these deleted posts; whats the criteria for ddeciding wheter a post stays?

Posted by kimcheeboi
my some of my posts havent been deleted yet!

Posted by *Jojo*
'yet', don't lose hope, as I see two of the mods 'online' right now - they are about to lock some threads

Posted by kimcheeboi
threads are being locked


i supopse its tranquil and masseur, perhaps @laffen

Posted by *Jojo*
@laffen is a kind hearted man He is just not used to/in replying back at his member's pms at times . . .

Posted by methylated_spirit
OK people, here is the new word to get the chain going again.......wait for it......CRYSTAL

Posted by Merovingian
crystal is a nice diamond like stone

Posted by methylated_spirit
Stone is used for making statues


Posted by kramer_hpal
statues are silly things

Posted by Merovingian
things good to have: SE phone, Palm PDA and a PC

Posted by *Jojo*
'PC' - stands for Product Controller

Posted by *Jojo*
'Controller', Remote stands for RC (acronym)

Posted by Guy89
RC stands for remote control

Posted by *Jojo*
'control' & controller is just one and the same as in bump & bumper

Posted by sn3ipen
Bumper is a hard word to start a post whith.

Posted by *Jojo*
'whith' as in Band Whith . . . ohhh, just one of the most annoying words ever to hit my nerves here at esato - tralalalala

Posted by energetic
Tralalalala to you!

Posted by plasmadog
you make me puke bwwlllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Posted by sn3ipen
bwwlllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh is a silly word that doesnt fit into the english language. :?:

Posted by gelfen
language such as "bwwlllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh" is a onomatopoeia.

Posted by Guy89
language is something we speak

Posted by methylated_spirit
onomatopoeia begins with an o, as does orange, which is a fruit. another fruit is pomegranet


(I dont know how the hell you spell it, but you need a needle to eat the f**ker)
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If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches???? EH???? GAH!!!!

[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-07-12 12:53 ]

Posted by Guy89
pomegranet is yummy

Posted by Merovingian
yummy is icecream

Posted by Kem2000
icecream is good for cooling genetalia

Posted by Merovingian
genetalia, what is that ?

Posted by Lynx69
that is the naughty parts of people body

Posted by Merovingian
body part named D**k ?

Posted by Kem2000
Dick is Slang

Posted by methylated_spirit
Slang is improper use of the english language, innit

Posted by *Jojo*
'innit' means 'hot' in my native tongue/lingo . . .

Posted by kimcheeboi
lingo, bingo, ringo (starr)


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