Posted by cyanx7
cute as allways, Francine...
Posted by francine
Posted by Eleventy7
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as in mark me as purely a garbagian m8.
nice one francine
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A man came home from the Social Security Office. 'Honey,' he said to his wife, 'I finally convinced them that I'm old enough to collect Social Security.'
'How?' his wife asked. 'Since the department of records in the small town you were born in was flooded, you can't get a copy of your birth certificate.'
'I know,' the man replied, 'I just unbuttoned my shirt and showed them all the gray hairs on my chest. That convinced them that I'm old enough.'
His wife retorted, 'Then next time show them your dick and get disability too!'
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Posted by paomig
Posted by ShawO
wtf is that???
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and Saddam Hussein died and all went to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there.... so she called and talked about 5 minutes... Then she said: well devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil goes: five million dollars... Five million dollars!!!???? She made him a check and went to sit back on her chair....
Bill Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too, me too, I wanna call the United states, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...he called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said: Well devil how much do I owe you???? The devil goes: ten million dollars.....ten million dollars!!!!!! He made him a check and went to sit back on his chair.....
Saddam Hussein was extremely jealous too...he starts screaming and screaming... "I wanna call Iraq! I want to see how
everybody is doing there too, I want to talk to the ministers, to the deputee, I wanna talk to everybody"... he called Iraq and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking Then he said: well, devil, how much do I owe you???? The devil goes: one dollar.....only one dollar!!!!!
Saddam says... ONLY ONE DOLLAR??????
The devil says: well, from hell to hell it's local!
Posted by shithappens
Posted by francine
hahaha! love that bouncing guy!
Posted by ('',)bluemint
"Bird" on the Beach Once upon a time, there was a guy sunbathing in the nude. He saw a little girl coming towards him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked "What do you have under the newspaper, mister?" "A bird," the guy replied. The little girl walked away and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. When the Police asked him what happened, the guy replied, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this girl asked me about my privates, and the next thing I know is I'm here." Police went back to the beach, found the girl, and asked her "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a little pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with the bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire"
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Posted by shithappens
mate that wuz a darn funni joke....but u gotta edit it....reading it with all the >> symbols just kills the effect man
Posted by francine
@bluemint
hahahaha after 5 minutes, i'm still laughing. hahaha
Posted by ('',)bluemint
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day at work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said,
"Your first job will be to sweep out the store."
"But i'm a university graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. i didn't know that," said the manager.
"Here, give me the broom--I'll show you how."
Posted by Eleventy7
some good ones there bluemint
Posted by francine
i still can't get over that lil girl setting the nest on fire hahahahahaha that's a Winner!
Posted by paomig
guten aben
Posted by cyanx7
and he posted it again!...
it's the third one exactly the same by my numbers...
Posted by Eleventy7
paomig - where do u get your smilies from mate?
edit: ignore me, i figured it out for myself!
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Posted by cyanx7
here's a cool joke:
a ship starts to sink...
on board there's 3 passengers talking 'bout their ugly situation: a doctor, a lawyer and Michael Jackson...
the Doctor in despair shouts: "the children first!!! SAVE THE CHILDREN!!!"
the lawyer immediatly jumps into a life raft, and yells: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!!!"
immediatly MJ (in that cudly voice of his) says: "do you think there's still time??!"
Posted by leibniz
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic
surgery to enlarge her breasts.
Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do
that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
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There once was a bear hunter who was having no luck in finding his quarry. All at once, he felt a tap on his shoulder from behind. It was a huge grizzly bear.
The hunter's shock was increased when the bear spoke to him. "You are hunting me, I'll bet", said the bear. "You may choose your punishment. Either I will maul you to death or f**k you up the arse!"
The hunter didn't want to die, so he consented to give the bear the pleasure of his booty. The bear left satisfied and the hunter returned to his cabin.
The next day, the hunter decided to kill the bear for revenge. But, as luck would have it, the grizzly found him first. Once again, the hunter felt the tap on his shoulder and the bear made his request. The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and took what the beast had to offer.
The third day, the hunter was really irate and decided he would torture and kill that bear! Once more, though, the bear was the better hunter. When the man felt the familiar tap on his shoulder, he expected to hear the grizzly's offer of a choice again, but this time the bear just said, "You're not really into this for the hunting anymore, are you?!
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Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there."
That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look."
The next day, Mrs. Schmidlap asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?"
So Mrs. Schmidlap pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Schmidlap says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine."
Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed...I had the four guys I play poker with in the closet with me."
Posted by Eleventy7
the first 2 are oldie-but-goodies, the last one is a new one on me, but very good mate,
Posted by leibniz
I'm glad you approve!
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There was this really old guy at an old-timer's dance, and the problem was that he hadn't had any sex for a long time. He'd been dancing with all the grandmas all night, but still hadn't scored.
Frustrated, he approached an old grandma and said, "I'm having no luck scoring a woman. How about coming back to my place for a roll in the hay? I'll give you 20 bucks!"
She says, "I'm willing, let's go".
They get back to his place and after a bit of foreplay; they head for the bedroom. He loves the sex and can't get over how tight she is for such an old woman. He thinks that she's got to be a virgin.
After the wonderful performance, he rolls off of her and puffs, "Wow! Lady, if I had of known you were a virgin, I would have given you 50 bucks".
Surprised, she says, "If I had of known you were actually going to get a hard-on, I would have taken my pantyhose off!"
Posted by cyanx7
oh man!
that one is definatly better!
Posted by leibniz
How about this one?
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One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."
Posted by cyanx7
that one is just pure nasty...
(adultery IS an institution, dont' u think?...
)
Posted by leibniz
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife what is the problem.
She responds " My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires "Is that true?"
The husband replies "Well not exactly, it's her that suffers not me."
Posted by Sporko
'Det var en gång en gång och gången den var sandad'
Not fun at all, and it is on swedish !!
(Makes no sense...)
Posted by leibniz
Here's some oldies but goodies ...
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A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"
"Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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Two deaf people got married. During the first week of marriage, they found they were unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn the lights off because they can't see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time."
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, now if you want to have sex with me, reach over and pull on penis one time."
"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis....fifty times."
Posted by Eleventy7
some classics m8
Posted by francine
hahaha!
Posted by ('',)bluemint
Jim n Mary wer both patients n a mental hosptal.1 day wyl they wer walkng past d hosptal swimng pool,Jim sudenly jumpd n2 d deep end.he sunk 2 d bottom n stayed der.Mary promptly jump 2 save him.She swam n pulled Jim out.
Wen d medical director knew of Mary's heroic deed,he immediately orderd her 2 be dischargd frm d hosptal, as he considerd her 2 be mentally stable.He den tell Mary d news,he said,"Mary,I hav gud news n bad news.d gud news s ur being dischrged coz u wer able 2 jumpd in n save life of anothr patient,I thnk u hav regaind ur senses.D bad news s,Jim ,d patient u save,hung himself w/ his bathrobe belt n d bathroom.I'm so sorry, but he's dead."Mary replied,"No!...He didn't hang himself,I put him der 2 dry."
Posted by Eleventy7
nice one bluemint
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He orders a drink and while he'sdrinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes
& eats them,then he jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billard balls, sticks it
in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in
sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,
then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with
him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry
on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it
out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted."Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"No, what?" replied the man. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt,
pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender."Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,"
replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass
that cue ball, he measures everything first."
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A guy walks into a quiet bar carrying three ducks-one in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar, has a few drinks, and chats with the bartender.
The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks.
He and the guy chat for about 30 minutes before the guy has to go to the restroom. Now, the bartender is alone with the ducks. After an awkward silence, he decides to try to make conversation. "What's your name?" he says to one of the ducks.
"Huey," answers the first duck.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day."
"Oh, that's nice," says the bartender. Then he says to the second duck, "And what's your name?".
"Dewey," comes the answer.
"So how's your day been, Dewey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I had the chance, I would do it all again."
So the bartender turns to the third duck and says, "So, you must be Louie."
"No," growls the third duck, "My name is Puddles. And don't ask about nice my day."
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A man was driving down a local street one day and approached a stop sign. He barely slowed down and ran right through the stop sign after glancing for traffic.
What the driver didn't know was that a policeman was watching the intersection. The policeman pulled out after him and stopped the car two blocks away.
Policeman: "License, registration and proof of insurance please."
Driver: "Before I give it to you, tell me what the heck you stopped me for, man."
Policeman: "Watch your tone sir; you ran the stop sign back there!!"
Driver: "Man, I slowed down, what the heck is the difference!?!"
The police officer pulled out his night stick and began smashing it over the man's head and shoulders.
Policeman: "Now, do you want me to just slow down or stop!!!?
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A recently widowed Jewish lady, was sitting on the beach. She looked up and noticed that an elderly gentleman had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand nearby and began reading a book... Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
"Hello sir, how are you?" "Fine thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked..
"First time since my wife passed away last year", he replied.
"Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes", he answered, continuing to read..
Jackie persisted. "Do you like pussy cats?"
With that, he threw his book down, jumped off his blanket onto hers, whipped off both their swimsuits, and gave her the most passionate ride of her life..
As the cloud of sand began to settle, Jackie gasped and asked the man, " How did you know that is what I wanted?"
The man replied, " How did you know my name was Katz ? "
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Posted by ('',)bluemint
@eleventy: thank a lot!!!
A woman walks into her sex thearapist's office and tells her that her husband is not a very good lover, and the rarely have sex anymore, and asks what to do about it? The therapist tells her that she has a new drug called Viagra that might do the trick. She tells the woman to give him one pill that night, and come back in the morning to tell her what happens The next day the woman walks in ecstatic telling the therapist the viagra worked, and she and her husband had the best sex ever. She asks her therapist what would happen if she gave her husband two pills? The therapist replies she dosn't know but says to go ahead and try it. The next day, the same thing happens, the woman comes in telling the therapist tha the sex was even better than the night before. She asks the therapist what whould happen if she gave him five pills? The therapist once again tells her to give it a try. The following day the woman comes back in LIMP BUT HAPPY, tells the therapist the sex just keeps getting better and better. She asks what would happen if she gave him the rest of the bottle? The therapists tells her its a new drug and she doesn't know what a full bottle would do to a person. The woman leaves the office and puts the rest of the pills in her husbands morning coffee. A week later a boy walks into the therapists office and asks: are you the "idiot" who gave my MOTHER a bottle of Viagra? Why yes young man I did, Why? Well mom's dead My sister's Pregnant, My A-- Hurts And Dad just sits in the corner going, "Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty..."
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...three men walking aimlessly in the dessert, dying of thirst. they came upon a castle. inside they found no men, just dozens of beautiful women. for a week they enjoyed themselves having sex many times a day with the many beautiful women. after a week, the king of the castle and his army of men came back. as he walked into his castle he found three men with his women. pissed off, the king ordered his army to capture the three men and line them up against the wall. then the king said that each of them would be severely punished according to their occupation. the king goes up the first man and demands to know his occupation. the first man replies, "FIREMAN, the king tells his army, "Burn off his penis!!!". then he walked over to the second man and asked his occupation. hesitating, the man said, "I...I...I...I'm a POLICEMAN". the king ordered, shoot off his penis. finally the king went up to the third man and asked for his occupation. with a huge SMILE on the face the man replied, "I'm a LOLLIPOP vendor".........
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Posted by Bjerkebanen
okay here is a naughty one:
2 men was having anal sex! And then the man with the knob inside the exit hole say: Hey im tirsty and damm im worth it im going to the kitcheen to get me some water. Okay im off to the kitcheen so dont play with your knob wile im gone okay i dont wana miss anything. They agree no hanky panky when he is off to get water in the kitcheen. So wile he the tirsty man is drinking water in the kitcheen he hear a strange sound kind of like: Frrrtfloff!! The man goes back to the bedroom for some more hankypanky. But he finds the bedroom coverd with sperm! The man screams: Hey i said dont play with your knob wile i was gone! The other man replays: I just farted.
Posted by cyanx7
oh sweet jesus, sister!!!
no lunch 4 me today...
Posted by Eleventy7
bluemint - first one oldie-but-goodie, second one goodie
bjerk - nice one m8!
Posted by Bjerkebanen
It once was a swedish dude renting an apartment from a norwegian in Oslo. The swedish duude finds a human shitt on the floor one day! So he picks it up in his hand and walks up to his norwegian landlord and say: I ALMOST STEPD IN THIS ONE!
The sweeds are so lame in there head
Posted by leibniz
Two guys sneak into a farmer's fruit garden and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of which ever fruit you want," said the farmer.
The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes back to the farmer.
The farmer says,"now shove em' all up your ass."
The guy gets all 100 up his ass. He feels really bad, but then e starts to laugh.
"Why you laughing?" asked the farmer.
To which the man replied, "My friend is out picking watermelons!"
Posted by Eleventy7
Police officers George and Mary, had been assigned to walk the
beat. They had only been out a short while when Mary said, Damn,
I was running late this morning after my workout and after I
showered, I forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to
the station to get them.
George replied, We don't have to go back, just give the K-9 unit,
Fido, one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you.
It was a hot day and Mary didn't fell like heading back to the
station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Fidos nose shoots
between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds of
sniffing, Fidos ears pick up, he sniffs the wind, and he is off
in a flash towards the station house. Five minutes go by and no
sign of Fido. Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen.
Fifteen minutes pass, and they are starting to worry.
Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance.
The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen
police cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's
balls in his mouth.
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Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange, but I ignored it.
However, when the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket, then I looked around the room and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup, I asked, "Why the spoon?"
"Well," he explained, "the restaurant's owners hired Andersen Consulting, experts in efficiency, in order to revamp all our processes. After several months of statistical analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped utensil. This represents a drop freaquency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our personnel are prepared to deal with that contingency, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare spoon.
"I'll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now," the waiter said.
I was rather impressed.
Then I noticed that there was a very thin string hanging out of the waiter's fly. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. My curiosity got the better of me and, before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why have that string right there?"
"Not everyone is as observant as you," the waiter replied. "That consulting firm I mentioned also found that we can save time in the restroom."
"How so?" I asked.
"See," he continued, "by tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out over the urinal without touching it and, that way, eliminate the need to wash the hands, shortening the time spent in the restroom by 76.39 percent."
"After you get it out, how do you put it back?" I asked.
"Well," he whispered, lower his voice, "I don't know about the others, but I use the spoon."
Posted by leibniz
Now that's funny stuff !
Posted by mkt
I love the one with monkey!
Posted by shithappens
i serious guys....me sides are aching
Posted by Eleventy7
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him.
The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?"
In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.
And that is why from that day to now, all French Army officers wear brown pants.
Posted by Bjerkebanen
Yaeh they want to hide that the have shitt in there pants!
Posted by cyanx7
That is historicly true, u know? but it was not the french... it was "il duce" benito mussolini in WWII...
Posted by Eleventy7
I know but it's funnier in the present climate to aim it at the French!
Posted by I'm Back!!!
A man who sleeps with an itchy a**hole wakes up with a smelly finger...
In baseball: A man with FOUR BALLS will have a hard time trying to WALK...
Marriage is not a word! It is a sentence... A LIFE SENTENCE!!!
Posted by Bjerkebanen
a man whoo wipe of the swett in his armpitts with his finger have smelly finger
Posted by leibniz
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the veterinarian's. One of the dogs was hanging its head and sighing.
The second dog turned to him and asked, 'What are you in here for, buddy?'
The dog looked depressed.
'I'm in big trouble,' he said. 'My owner has a really nice sports car with leather seats. I just love to go for rides in it. Well, the other day, he took me for a ride and I was so excited, I peed on the nice leather seat. Now he's having me put to sleep.'
'I know how you feel,' said the second dog. 'My owners have a beautiful, expensive oriental rug. The other day they were late getting home from work and I just couldn't help myself. I shit all over their nice carpet and ruined it. They're having me put to sleep too.'
Both dogs turned to the third dog in the waiting room.
'So what are you here for?' they asked.
'Well', said the third dog, 'my owner likes to do her housework in the nude. The other day, she was vacuuming and she knelt down to vacuum under the sofa and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and had the ride of my life.'
The other dogs nodded in sympathy.
'So she's having you put to sleep too, huh?'
'No,' said the dog, 'I'm having my nails clipped.'
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Posted by Eleventy7
the oldie-but-goodies are comin at us from all angles now!
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
real funny timz! jerk off!
quit doing that shit!
Posted by ('',)bluemint
A MAN SPOKE FRANTICALLY INTO THE PHONE, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 5 mins. apart!""Is this her first child?"the doctor asked?"No!" the man shouted,"This is her husband!"
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two guys were introduced to a girl. "hi, I'm peter, not a SAINT." "I'm john not the BAPTIST." "I'm paul, not the POPE." the girl replied. "hello, I'm mary not a VIRGIN!"
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A man took her wife to a doctor due to a bee entered her private while having sex.
The doctor thought for a moment and said,"Hmmm, tricky situation. But I have a solution to the problem if you would permit me, sir." The husband said the doctor could use whatever method to get the bee out. The doctor rubbed some honey at the tip of his pen.... and inserted to the lady's vag...."When I feel the bee I'll withdraw my pen... and the bee should follow out."
After a few strokes, the doctor said "I don't think the bee has noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." And so he did. After a while the doctor began shafting the lady really hard and she beagn to moan and groan aloud. The husband noticed that the doctor was enjoying himself and shouted. " What the hell do you think you're doing?". The doctor concentrating and replied " Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the bastard!"