Saucy Chat - Esato archive

Posted by wildmurphy
Id like to start the saucy chat forum with a piece about the new - SE / HP Sauce3000, and also oit will have a nice tartan mini skirt and some FMB's on it. Anyone else think a smutty phone is a good idea?

Posted by kimcheeboi
im gonna get a phone with nice lingerie on it

Posted by Jake Blues
you dont even wanna know whats on my msd........

Posted by kimcheeboi
music by bjork?

even worse: music videos?
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[ This Message was edited by: kimcheeboi on 2004-11-05 21:46 ]

Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
hmm my phones smutty enough, full of naughty pics of my ex which im holding onto for errr, safe keeping

hehe

Posted by kimcheeboi
fook its all about having a sacuy phone, not a smutty phone!

dress it up in some sexy clothes!

Posted by methylated_spirit
Japanese "all saints" school uniform. On a slightly older phone, obviously. But not too old.

Posted by kimcheeboi
then go to service menu & test the vibration function

Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
ah ok i misunderstood

I reckon a nice french maid would be nice, like this

Posted by kimcheeboi
is that frankie howard?!?!?

Posted by SCORPIONKING1982

yep!

Posted by kimcheeboi
hey hey meths will LOVE this one!

Posted by Caveman
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On 2004-11-06 13:28:00, kimcheeboi wrote:
is that frankie howard?!?!?

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Nay, nay and thrice nay ! Titter ye not !

Posted by methylated_spirit
Shut that door! OH YES, FRANKIE IS MY JEHOVAH!

You dont get better saucy chat than with Frankie!

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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-11-12 09:40 ]

Posted by kimcheeboi
details, please

Posted by methylated_spirit
Have you ever seen Up Pompeii, starring Frankie Howerd? Watch that, and you will know all about it, kim.

Posted by jontyf
I used to watch up pompei @my grandmas
I was a child and all i ate was rivita crakers
Its true

Posted by kimcheeboi
do YOU like frankie howard?

Posted by jontyf
He makes me go weak @ da knees

But I have no idea who he is

Posted by kimcheeboi
Orgasmic!