Posted by jbendaou
it is so true!!! why do u think i am hiting on vlamm all the time!!! oh wait, i do have $ex...isnt masturbation $ex????? lol
Posted by Vlammetje
IF I say no, is that gonna hurt his feelings???
Anyway, @ jb: NO it is not
Posted by malcs
ok this, as nearly everything else has gone, is sick and twisted thanks to jbenaou. Thanks!!!!
Still, it is not the same. a person in my school Actually thought that once though?!?!?
Posted by Vlammetje
Is this one of those stories that begin with 'my friend...' where the peson is actually talking about him or herself???
Posted by Caveman
My friend........
Posted by malcs
No. Notice that I say Someone In My School. Not Me. No. Eww. ugh. argh. sick people. :s
Posted by Vlammetje
Posted by jbendaou
@malc, same sh*t...u got urself in trouble .lol
Posted by cyanx7
happens i guess...
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
my friend f*cked a soda bottle..
Posted by Vlammetje
I dunno what's worse: Ur friend being desparate enuf to use a soda bottle, or TINY enuf to fit into it in the 1st place....
Posted by Caveman
Both, probably. Is that what is meant by the saying "He's got a lot of bottle" ?
Posted by malcs
lol thats good and actually sounds more like a 'my friend' story than mine - i mean if you did that would you tell your friends?
Posted by Vlammetje
eeewwwwww
*I have too vivid an imagination I guess.....*
Posted by Caveman
I guess with a Coke bottle "You can't beat the feeling"
Posted by Vlammetje
Posted by malcs
Posted by Caveman
It's the real thing
Posted by Vlammetje
So he's taking regualr 'coca cola light' breaks??
Posted by malcs
always Coca-Cola!
Posted by jbendaou
u guys
my friend bought a piece of beef and fcked it!!! lol...is this better?
Posted by malcs
i thought we established that 'my friend' actually was the person who said it???
Posted by Vlammetje
@ malcs: yes we sure did....
@ jb:
that is GROSS!
Posted by cyanx7
well... this one could only come out of him... i told u he has been too long without getting any... it figures...
Posted by malcs
that was actually pretty sick though....
Posted by cyanx7
to think i thought "gross!" when i saw the pie f**ker in american pie...
this one beats that by three or four buckets of vomit...
Posted by jbendaou
I SWEAR IT IS A TRUE STORY.... it turned out that this guy got married when he turned 16...lol... he has i think at least 20 peircings now...lol
Posted by cyanx7
i believe u dude... no doubt...!
Posted by Vlammetje
it's not the kind of story one would share with his buddies..... i think??
Posted by jbendaou
when u are 14??? and u just want to have sex???i think we do share this kind of stuff!!
Posted by Vlammetje
YOU maybe???
Posted by jbendaou
stop being a brat!!!! well maybe it is a moroccan thing!!!
Posted by cyanx7
extremely sick situations are normaly the backbone of adolescent stories... it's "normal", i guess...
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
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you're 14 dude?
Posted by JwY
lol
every year ppl get corrupted earlier and earlier
Posted by jbendaou
i am not 14, i am way over that age you struggle to get closer to...lol
i meant...when kids are 14, they dont mind sharing these kind of stuffs with other friends...grrrrrrr
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
i am a 8-year old prostitute... ewe....
Posted by malcs
yeah come on guys it happened a long time ago i am sure he regrets his 20 piercings and his wife which he got at 16!!
Posted by JwY
haha
didn't we all do that?
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
er... no comment...
Posted by malcs
yeah lol i cant think where ud put 20 piercings eyes ears nose mouth ermmmm belly button..... working downwards here :s
Posted by JwY
well it's that
or wearing ur mom's clothes and shoes when she goes out and ur home alone....
err.....
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
one of my friends was so bored, she "pierced" all of her fingernails..
Posted by JwY
haha
that's really bored!
Posted by cyanx7
i HATE that stuff...
Posted by JwY
i bet u've done it all cyanx.
Posted by cyanx7
NO WAY!!!!
(i once dated a girl with a small piercing on her nose... that's the closest i got to a piercing or a tattoo...)
Posted by JwY
hmm
was she hot tho?
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
hot?.. dude, she had a piercing in her nose!! that would totally ruin her image even if she was pamela anderson or something...
Posted by cyanx7
she was the love of my life... i was sickly in love with her... it was so intense that when it ended i couldn't even look at nobody else... i actually dated a girl that looked like her a few months later. can u see the picture? she broke my heart, completely... if i did find her on the street today i wouldn't know what to do...
i spoke about her allready, here... (the story of the gay guy hitting on me - she was the one smiling among the angry crowd!) she marked my soul like a hot iron...
i also convinced her she was much more beautiful without that nose shit, and she took it off, BTW.