Posted by mark.spiro old
post them here!!!
Posted by Eleventy7
OK. Tonight i got drunk, but didn't spend much money.
Posted by Diggs09
I lost my credit card and it only took 3 working days for the bank to replace it!!!
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Posted by fijbert
I went to the bathroom and I didnt miss....
Posted by JwY
I went to the bathroom too and I almost missed, but not quite.
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
i went to the bathroom also, but forgot about that part to pull down your pants.
Posted by jellyellie
fij... don't bother reading this
the other day at this park near me there were these two kids in the year below me and they were really pissing me off so i got their basketball and kicked it in these prickily bushes. then one of them grabbed my football and kicked it over this hill. i went and got it then my friend got his basketball and started playing with it.
meanwhile, the other kid kept singing 'old macdonald had a farm'
it was REALLY annoying us. we wouldn't give his ball back and he ended up phoning his mum and saying some shit like 'mum, these 2 kids have my basketball and won't give it back'. then he got off the phone and walked over to our bikes and started kicking my dad's.
he was kicking our bikes over a £2 basketball? sad! we gave the basketball back and he just left it lying on the ground for us to do the same thing to... they go to my school, so the next time i see them they better run quick... i was SO close to wacking him in the face, in fact, if my dad hadn't been there, i would have done
Posted by cyanx7
conflict is never a solution, ellie... ignoring them is the answer. and u will be a stronger person if u ignore the kids instead of whacking them.
Posted by Bjerkebanen
Here is my story.
Once i went to NYC witout telling anyone. And when i woke up on my first day in NYC i coudent find my VISA card. I have never felt that alone. And i meet this homless guy and he askd me for money. And i told him i dident have anything coz i just lost my VISA card. And he became my buddy.
Posted by cyanx7
special buddy?
or just plain buddy...?
Posted by Bjerkebanen
No you see i HAD SOME NORWEGIAN CURENCY in my pocket and he dragd me from bank to bank to help me change em into $!
Anyways i dont recomend losing your Visa card! It sucks! Most banks in NYC say you need to be a customer here.
Posted by cyanx7
Great guy, then...
u were lucky, my friend...
Posted by jellyellie
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ah, we ignored them in the end. i saw him at school today, i walked straight past him, ignoring his utterly childish comment
Posted by JwY
for the guys:
did u ever hafta go do ur business
and all of a sudden u sneeze and almost loose control, nearly spraying everything?!?!!?
Posted by pachy
I went to the toilet earlier & it all went fine......................
My cat thought it had an itch, but it didn't......................
I saw a huge box of apples on the TV once......................
My friends nan had an ingrowing toenail that was less painfull than expected.................................................................
WELL !!!!!, What a load of SHIT all these stories are, can we PLEASE make up some stories or something because obviously "true" is REALLY DULL !!!!!.
Posted by fijbert
@JwY
yeah
but thank god I was publicly urinating at the time
writting my name in the snow..
it messed it all up
Posted by jellyellie
lol
disgusting child! too darn right you have the childish mind of a 7 year old! shame on you!
Posted by cyanx7
what the hell...?
Posted by fijbert
what?
when u gotta go u gotta go!
Posted by cyanx7
yeah, i agree...
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Posted by JwY
i know
u can't hold it in!
if u rupture ur bladder ur so screwed!!
there's no such thing as a bladder transplant!!!
Posted by crowing
Drug warning
Gentleman beware!! Be on the lookout!
Police warn all male clubbers, partygoers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market, called "beer," is used by females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is found in liquid form, and is now available almost anywhere.
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened the night before...usually with a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.
Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
Posted by fijbert
exactly
so urinate all over the world
it's natural too so who cares..
I once urinated in a bush where this couple was making out..
I didnt get them tho and I didnt know they were there..
thank god I was with friends, the guy wanted to maul me.. and he was huge..
we were like 3ppl tho...
_________________
Sneezing while peeing..
bad combo
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Posted by jellyellie
hehe
were your friends 3 too?
Posted by cyanx7
Posted by Sporko
Last friday i saw this awesome girl at the subway ! she was like the finest girl alive !!!!!!
or maybe I was just drunk ? ... now that i come to think about it it was kind of late, around 02 am. EEeeiiirrchh !!
Maybe it wasn't such a nice girl, maybe it was some bump or something ...
Oh well ... I'm just hoping it was a girl ! (or else i have been fanaticing some nice GAY nearly a week !!!!)
..... I've got kind of insecure now
EEeeiiirrchh !!
Posted by fijbert
I see the hottest girls alive everyday at school
7000 students, 3000 r babes
and yes.. 98% hv a bf..
it's sad
and the bf is usually some dude with greasy hair, who wears sandals in like december, faded out pants (not by fashion but by time), earns 7.50$/h, has a 3390, and wears a cap all day.. oh and if he has a car, it's like a rust-bucket...
it's sad.. it's funny cuz u can buy those ppl's dignity..
I do it during class
I sort of pay this one guy to make a fool of himself and hit himself..
I pay him in tokens too..
Posted by Sporko
At my school there is 80 % girls
Posted by jellyellie
50/50 at mine
Posted by JwY
can i visit ur schools if i come by?
Posted by shithappens
a man's gotta do wat a man's gotta do
Posted by shithappens
the pickings are good if the populations more female oriented than male!!!! unless your approach's all wrong fij, hope u ain't targeting the males
Posted by pachy
@Fij, TOP TIP, Girls at that time of life want "cool" not "cash", "cool" can't be bought, stop washing, fart all the time infront of them, paint flowers on your Mini, & talk about gardening.(saying your dream is a world with equal rights for animals is a good one)
They will chase you down the road i promise.
But when they get to 24 they go for the cash !
Posted by jellyellie
pachy, you got experience?
Posted by fijbert
I like hygene and I cant paint my car (it's a lease)
but yeah, some of my friends gv me the same advice..
@JwY, yeah sure.. but not much point
they all got bfs
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Sneezing while peeing..
bad combo
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Posted by JwY
haha damn
Posted by fijbert
nice eye candy
especially in summer
Posted by jellyellie
anyone heard good charlotte's 'i want candy' song??
Posted by fijbert
nope
I love their song "boys and girls" tho
it's ever so true
Posted by Sporko
'The happiest day of my life' is good too ... but kind of sad if you think about the text. (You'll see what i mean
)
Posted by cyanx7
just read pachy's message to Fij above...
u gotta love that guy...
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
True story -
I once had to stay off work for the day as I was up all night and was too tired in the morning. The reason I was up all night? I was having a marathon session with my very randy gf.
Respect is due.
Posted by cyanx7
the one u threw off the cliff?
(love and hate relation?
)
Posted by Bjerkebanen
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Randy is also a Norwegian name.
Imadgine a girl come and say Hello im Randy! Nice to meet you.
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
yeh thats the one, lovely looking girl, i just couldnt stand the nagging
Posted by cyanx7
was the cliff high? could she have survived?
Posted by jellyellie
lol cyanx7 you care too much!
Posted by francine
Posted by cyanx7
it could have been u Ellie!!!...
or u francine!...
Posted by SCORPIONKING1982
na she never survived, i jumped after her to make sure lol