Posted by Diggs09
This is the funniest thing I have seen in ages, I think I am losing it
http://www.realultimatepower.net
Posted by fijbert
that guy sure loves ninjas..
too bad they dont cut ppl's heads off
Posted by mrj82
And thats why I always say, never smoke crack.
Posted by jellyellie
Quote from the website:
This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.
He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,
which is bragable.
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The web author judges people by whether or not they're still going through puberty? What sick-minded-crack-addicted-ninja-junkie-freak would write that??
Posted by JwY
LOL
Posted by shithappens
fyi:
primary weapon is called the KATANA - longer sword normally used in open ground battles
secondary weapon is the WAKISHASHI - shorter version of the katana and mainly used in closed and confined quarters ie house etc
the stars are called SHURIKEN......tot u might wanna know
Posted by fijbert
lol
and the smallest sword.. or some ppl call it a dagger
the Tanto...
I know cuz I collect em
I get em straight from Toledo...
the guy is hilarious tho
Posted by mkt
Crack it is... I think i'm gonna buy a t-shirt from them, so i can be sooo sweet, fly all the time and chop heads
Posted by mhorton
Hmm okay.
Posted by Eleventy7
There's just no need for people lke that to be alive!
Posted by fijbert
flipping out rules!
Posted by jellyellie
lol
Posted by Bjerkebanen
Yeah i totaly agree Ninja`s are so sweet!
Posted by jellyellie
serious??
Posted by fijbert
I actually hv an official ninja outfit
Posted by cyanx7
oh, u must look so cute! sweet!
i really think i know all there is to know on ninjas: i read Frank Miller's comics.
Posted by fijbert
dude.. u read all sorts of weird unknown comics..
it's prolly a portugese thing to do
Posted by cyanx7
u don't know Frank Miller????
i'll give u a hint: "daredevil" + "batman" + "sin city"... he's one of the greatest comics writer... like... EVER!
everybody knows frank miller... and no, it's not a portuguese thing to do... most portuguese can't read english properly...
Posted by shithappens
i know frank miller.....his works anyway if its any consolation
Posted by cyanx7
oh benedict, my brother...! u allways seem to be there 4 me...
(i'm probably gonna ask u to loan me money or something...
)
tell the guy!... anybody that knows comics, knows Frank Miller...
Posted by shithappens
obviously he's had a tough childhood......how can any child grow up without comics.......it's illegal man, i tell ya....his folks shud haf been thrown in jail
Posted by cyanx7
especially Frank Miller's Daredevil kicking ninja ass...
that's a must, gaijin!
Posted by Diggs09
I couldnt believe how funny this site was.
I love ninjas with my whole body (even my pee pee).
I am getting that T shirt
Posted by shithappens
good for u mate....go get the shirt.......it's gotta be the right move as even yr pee pee is telling you too........
Posted by cyanx7
when u'r pee-pee sez anything about girls... BE CAREFUL!!!
if it's a ninja t-shirt, it can't hurt...!
Posted by shithappens
hey!!! that last bit even rhymes!!!! cool!!!!!
Posted by francine
hahahaha !
Posted by Diggs09
Ok the shirts are ordered.
The shirts are so sweet I wanna crap my pants
Why do I find this site so amusing?
Posted by shithappens
coz we are here....that's all there is to it....it's the company man.....and we make gr8 company!!!
Posted by Diggs09
Well I was actually talking bout http://www.realulimatepower.net,
But, yeah this site is amasing as well
[ This Message was edited by: Diggs09 on 2003-04-01 05:56 ]
Posted by jellyellie
ha @shithappens such a fool
Posted by cyanx7
yeah!
speak 4 u'rself bro!
i like the ninja site best as well!
(come on!!! it's freaking NINJAS!
)
Posted by JwY
i'm no ninja, but maybe a shaolin monk....
Posted by shithappens
gimme ninjas anyday.......
Posted by francine
shaolin? ninja? well..... lemme show you my kung foo!
*doing the drunken master moves*
Posted by pachy
Oh, what the hell, i'm done with puberty too !
I want to meet a "Geeza ninja bird" for friendship, walks in the country & maybe a long term relationship.
Heeeeeiiiiiiiiy YA!!
Posted by francine
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models and saw one that I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$120,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
$900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye"
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Posted by pachy
er....the .....guy who was driving the bus......cos i've seen that one before
Posted by francine
really????
Posted by pachy
I didn't mean to upset anyone, honest.
Posted by fijbert
what does that hv to do with flipping out and ninjas?
I think I will go to school as a ninja
Posted by Diggs09
Just make sure you flip out and chop peoples heads off, and dont forget to wail on your guitar and then pork hot babes
Posted by fijbert
hehehe
I got 3000 hot chix in my school
dun worry man
Posted by Diggs09
Well I wish I was at school!
Although my new secretary is pretty sey
Posted by fijbert
scandal.. lol
Posted by jellyellie
@francine, cool joke
@pachy you always have to spoil things, don't you!!
Posted by francine
jelly >> sweet of you
and pachy will always be pachy! that's what makes him PACHY!
Posted by cyanx7
it's wonderful when girls get along...
go to the bathroom together...
walk around holding hands...
kissy kissy...
oral sex...
Posted by pachy
@cyanX7, .............well, if there was ever a line............you just crossed it.
Posted by cyanx7
thank u, my friend!!!
i learned from the best!!!
where are the gals anyway?