Posted by fijbert
basically, put all your wise saying here.. words of inspiration...
Posted by jellyellie
ok. my name is ellie.
Posted by Caveman
Statistics are like a bikini - What they reveal is interesting, what they hide is vital
Posted by cyanx7
fijbert is the most selfcentered person ever...
Posted by Caveman
Or even a hump lizard
Posted by cyanx7
true words of the truly wise!...
Posted by Caveman
Posted by Eleventy7
Wisest words available here... or here!
Posted by fijbert
@cyanx
dont ruin my thread with useless posts..
that is what the garbage thread is for
words of wisdom: the key to success is to know something no one else does...
Posted by jellyellie
does this count?
chocolate, coffee, men... somethings are better rich
Posted by Mikhan
Live long, be happy...
Posted by Dj Boyi
How about this one,Confucious says,'7 days make whole week'.
Posted by Del
Where theres a wheel theres a barrow
Posted by Caveman
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like bananas
Posted by ginkgo
A wise man walks with his head bowed low humble like the dust
Posted by Mr.BJ
this is what single guy ( like me ) well say:
Life without Wife..... Like Fifty with Five
Posted by cyanx7
ok, fij... i'll try to compensate u on that:
"we have nothing to fear, but fear itself." - Winston Churchill (?)
Posted by neilgoth
''You could pick your friends, You could pick your nose. But you cannot pick your friend's nose'' =p
Posted by fijbert
The heart has reason that reason has not
Posted by jellyellie
'I can resist everything except temptation' some guy called Oliver, can't remember his surname... ah... too late, bedtime for me
Posted by d' fuhrer
most of the time we do not know the things we are doing or about to do is wrong.
Posted by Froddan
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And the sad thing is that we never learn by our mistakes, that's why history repeats itself.
Posted by indigo_jill
"Watch your thoughts, they become your words
Watch your words, they become your actions
Watch your actions, they become your habits
Watch your habits, they become your character..."
Posted by cyanx7
"this is not about democracy of Iraq, this is about destroying the country" Ivan Ivanov (Russian minister of foreign affairs - ? )
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The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...
I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!
Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...
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Posted by adolfo
\"Show me your friends and l will tell you what kind of person you are!\" Jose Rizal
Posted by lazarini
god must like us crazy people thats why he made so many of us ...
RAMBO III
Posted by Del
When push comes to shove, withdraw and think of Clair short !!!
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Posted by parvski
this is quite old, but i like:
QUICK MANAGEMENT COURSE
Lesson One
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow & asked him, "Can I also sit like you & do nothing all day Long?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson?
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson?
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
hope it made u
Posted by triggerbokie
Never let ur educ8n hinder ur learnin.
Posted by indigo_jill
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime." -- Chinese Proverb
Posted by Mr.BJ
" Wish for others what you wish for yourself. "
islamic saying
Posted by fijbert
Programming is a race between the universe and programmers: the developper to idiot-proof their software, and the universe to make bigger idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
Posted by Del
A little knowledge is a very dangerous thing !!
Posted by Caveman
To make a mistake is to be human. To really f**k things up, you require a computer.
Posted by fijbert
"When a Computer becomes erroneous, there are to errors made: the one by the computer, and blaming the computer.. yet both are human" -Fijbert
Posted by pachy
What is the use of running,when you are on the wrong road.
Where there is no knowledge there is no sin.
hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper.
Laugh & the whole world laughs with you, weep & you weep alone.
To lose a parent is unfortunate, to loose BOTH is downright carelessness.
I often know the precice psychological moment when to say nothing.
Sincerity is a wonderfull thing, if you can fake that your made
Experience is a name everyone gives to their mistakes.
When the English die they go to hell, when Americans die they go to America.
There is a "fine line" between fishing & just standing on the riverbank like an idiot.
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When Jellyellie is 13 i will not be.
[ This Message was edited by: pachy on 2003-03-27 23:26 ]
Posted by francine
A fly can't bird, but a bird can fly.
Posted by punkserb
“There are no roads. Roads are made by walking." A Spanish proverb
Posted by fijbert
Knowing and not doing is like not knowing at all
"Doing one good deed is better than 1000 heads bowing in prayer" -Ghandi
Posted by talbius
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Posted by francine
He who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.
Posted by Magpakailan-MAN
As we suffer we go Stronger. DEstiny is nothing..
Posted by crowing
blessed are those who expect nothing, for they won't be disappointed.
do unto others what they do unto you, but do it first.
Posted by francine
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
Posted by Lusipher
Live a happy life!!!
Die young!
Posted by shithappens
Never Eat and Shit in the same place......for the risk of infection is great......plus the food wud not smell good
Posted by francine
think positive and be confident
Posted by paomig
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows
Posted by scubba_steve
If you dont mind, then then it does not matter
Posted by francine
Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got til it's gone