Posted by leibniz
Hey, what happened to the famous peeing monkey??
Does not anyone have any images of him in "compromising" positions ??
Posted by JwY
the peeing monkey had to take a dump...
Posted by cyanx7
maybe he can't get it out...
Posted by JwY
better double up on ur gloves cyanx
haha
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
after the monkey.. do me, cyanx
Posted by Vlammetje
Cyanx.......u must have the most unpleasant tasks any king ever had!!
Posted by cyanx7
those punks are cruisin' 4 a ROYAL bruisin'...
Posted by Vlammetje
Go get 'em KING!!!
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
is it wrong to fist a b*tthole?
Posted by Caveman
That's not a "my friend story", is it ?
Posted by Vlammetje
gawd I hope not...
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
okay.. if it was "My" story, would it really mean that my friend did it, or would it still mean that "I" really did do it?
Posted by Vlammetje
I think that would also mean that You did it.......
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
hm.. so in what case would it mean that my friend did it?
Posted by cyanx7
organize u'rself people!!!! sheeesh!
Posted by Vlammetje
Chippie, if u tell a story that is gross/dumb/lame/insane, you ALWAYS did it urself....
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
my best friend's grandmother's dog ate deoderant.. but i didn't
Posted by JwY
i'd go eww
but it could be worse.
Posted by Vlammetje
DON'T encourage them JwY!!!!
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
...while taking a sh*t off the great wall of china
sorry hahah!!
Posted by cyanx7
the great wall of China is actually a great place to take a dump!... immagine the view!
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
ewe... i dont think i want to
Posted by Caveman
I wonder if anybody has done something like that from the Eiffel Tower
(Not that I'd recommend it).
Posted by Vlammetje
It's hard, coz The Eiffel Tower is caged at the top. You'd have to put your bottom thru one of those holes 1st.... Seems VERY unpleasant, now that I think of it.
Posted by cyanx7
some people can really surprise u, at times...
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
you know how birds sometime sh*t on your shoes or something.. what if a human sh--- ... EWE!!!!
Posted by cyanx7
like the red bull commercial, eh?
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
i don't think i saw that red bull commercial!
Posted by Vlammetje
I did
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
damn Americans never get any of the good stuff! we always get the censored crap!
Posted by Vlammetje
To protect ur innocent souls from any foreign crap
Posted by Caveman
I'm far from innocent
Posted by Vlammetje
WE KNOW CAVEY!!
Ur also NOT in the USA, so I wasn't talking about you
Posted by Caveman
I skipped the last page. *Bows head in shame*
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
but, us, Americans wanna live it up and be free (isn't this a democracy?
)
Posted by Vlammetje
Hmmm. Now lemme see. We have a LARGE country that is run by a President who did NOT undoubtedly win the elections.....
We call this a democracy?
In the time of the miseducation: YES punky, you're in a democracy.
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
this world is one f*cked up place...
Posted by Vlammetje
Welcome to the garbage
It's very simple here. So far we have 1 king (coz he himslef decided to be king), we have 1 prime minister (currently fixing dinner) and 1 minister (yours truly) of MIS-education.
No elections.
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
what do i get to be? the royal slave to everybody? yay...
Posted by Vlammetje
4 now, YES. But that's just to punish you 4 wanting to enslave all humans to collect ur nuts 4 ya.
Be a good chippie and I'll discuss giving you 'civilian' status.
Posted by cyanx7
u could allways become royal squirrel... i'll have to settle that after my vacations... see u in may, people!
Posted by Vlammetje
Bye Cy.
Miss ya allready
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
may?!?!
oh my goodness! cy!!! dont goooooooooooooooo!! 
Posted by Vlammetje
Not to worry. I'm sure we'll manage without him.. (dunno HOW yet)
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
yeah, heh heh. we don't need cy! all we need is EEE, DWANF, the sexy mean girl, the wise ones, the newbie, the preschool hottie, Mr. Prime Minister, and me of course
Posted by Vlammetje
I miss Cy tho..
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
i know! our postage is going down to about 5 posts per thread per day
Posted by Vlammetje
Are we pathetic or what??? Can't handle things without him??
And boy is he gonna LAUGH when he reads this
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
usually, it took me 10 minutes to read each thread while you guys posted overnight.. it's going to take him about 2 minutes to read each thread of about a week of posting
Posted by Vlammetje
So POST HARDER!