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Posted by fijbert
u look like a milking


Posted by jellyellie
Quote:

On 2003-03-22 03:46, JwY wrote:
were u drinking again on that day?
lol.




which day? the 26th, or the day i wrote that?

Posted by JwY
umm..........
never mind......

Posted by fijbert
isnt she too young to drink?

Posted by jellyellie
good point fij, but when my parents are drunk they don't really notice me having some too

Posted by fijbert
alcohol kills brain cells..

Posted by JwY
and so i rest my case.

Posted by fijbert
what case?
what ru talkin about?

Posted by JwY
quiet u!!!!
yes u!!!

Posted by jellyellie
what, me?



Posted by shithappens
alcohol = booze = GOOD = heaven-here-we-come

He who drinks gets drunk
He who gets drunk goes to sleep Zzzzzzzzz
He who Zzzzzzzz does not sin
He who does not sin GOES TO HEAVEN......

Posted by JwY
i suppose that's what the great shits does.

Posted by cyanx7
and me too...
unless puking is a sin... then i'll stop right now...
AAAAh, who wants heaven anyway...

Posted by shithappens
Quote:

On 2003-03-24 06:47, JwY wrote:
i suppose that's what the great shits does.




of coz mate.....the greatest invention eva is BOOZE

Posted by cyanx7
the second beeing GURONSAN, i gather?

Posted by shithappens
gimme booze or gimme hell......either that or it's fij

Posted by cyanx7
U're a nasty drunk aren't u?
but so am i...

Posted by jellyellie
Quote:
GURONSAN



a what what what?

Posted by JwY
haha
but what if u get drunk and gamble away everything?

Posted by cyanx7
JwY: i don't gamble... it doesn't combine very well with drinking...

@ellie: GURONSAN is a hangoverkiller (as in painkiller)... all the experienced drunks know it! there are even songs by a portuguese rap musician that mention it... his name is "Pedro Abrunhosa"... only the portuguese and the brasilian know him, and i'm not too sure about the brasilian anyway...

Posted by jellyellie
hehe cool

Posted by fijbert
no way?
I never knew of this hangover killer
I usually just put my fingers down my throat
does the job
no hangover the next day
I just sleep in a lot


Posted by jellyellie
lol

ha, your signature is cool fij

Posted by cyanx7
WAY, fij!

inducing vomit, besides beeing a tad gross, doesn't allways work!... when u drink u'rself into submission very often that is...
that's the beauty of GURONSAN... u can commit the crime without facing the consequences!
u can drink GALLONS of booze without getting wasted the next morning... no headaches, no seasickness, no sleepfulness (that thing's probably got a TON of cafeine in it!!! )
u can drink u'rself almost to death, and still appear perfectly normal to do u're job the next day...
the fun part is when u go drink with somebody u know from work, and the next morning he stands completely dead, while u act like yesterday didn't happen...
once a guy told my boss that i couldn't be human!!!!
(had to take 3 efervescent chemical wonders that day... sheesh! )

Posted by fijbert
either way I sleep in late
I usually get up on weekends around 1-2pm..

Posted by cyanx7
*singing*
weeeell, u wooont be aaaaable to doooo thaaat aaaaall theee tiiiimeee iiiin thaaaa fuuutuuure everyytiiime uuuuu driiink... (chorus:) eeeeeveeeeryyy tiiiimeee uuu driiink...

(i KNOW! believe me! )



Posted by JwY
sneezing and peeing is my thing!

yo
once i was in a movie theatre washroom
and i hear this noise
then it turns out some guy is freestyle rapping in one of the stalls for like 10mins!
LOL!!!!

Posted by cyanx7
is this the future of music!?...
down the drain!

Posted by fijbert
I guess u oldies dont appreciate our kind of music
like Metallica, Eminem, and what not

Posted by Caveman
I'm an oldie and I like Metallica !!

Posted by cyanx7
i was being sarcastic, fij...

i probably liked metallica and AC/DC and IRON MAIDEN and MEGADEATH and ANTHRAX and PUBLIC ENEMY and BODY COUNT, when u were still jumping around in u're daddy's balls, m8!!!! (or wearing diapers 4 that matter...)

hell - i bet i like new LOUD music more than u do... (not DJ music and trance - i loathe those...)

Posted by jellyellie
metallica are old

Posted by cyanx7
but they're updated...

Posted by jellyellie
true

Posted by fijbert
ok
metallica is a bad example
and no dude.. I was like 6 when metallica was cool
Public Ennemy, I remember them...

and back when Vanilla Ice just started, and Ice-T had released The 5th..
that's a good song..

Posted by cyanx7
u don't understand... i digged metallica when they still weren't cool... back in the days they were plain violent... and i mean ugly violent.

Posted by jellyellie
ok, i have lost count if the number of times i have been confused by you guys, another time to add to that non-existent list

Posted by JwY
how about nas and dru hill?
cant forget ginuwine.

Posted by shithappens
Quote:

On 2003-03-26 10:45, cyanx7 wrote:
WAY, fij!

inducing vomit, besides beeing a tad gross, doesn't allways work!... when u drink u'rself into submission very often that is...
that's the beauty of GURONSAN... u can commit the crime without facing the consequences!
u can drink GALLONS of booze without getting wasted the next morning... no headaches, no seasickness, no sleepfulness (that thing's probably got a TON of cafeine in it!!! )
u can drink u'rself almost to death, and still appear perfectly normal to do u're job the next day...
the fun part is when u go drink with somebody u know from work, and the next morning he stands completely dead, while u act like yesterday didn't happen...
once a guy told my boss that i couldn't be human!!!!
(had to take 3 efervescent chemical wonders that day... sheesh! )




u can be my booze brother any day mate

Posted by cyanx7
we gotta arrange that, m8...
u're a big corporate dog , and u must be swimming in money (unlike me) - so u come to Portugal! i'll show u the sights and the ropes...

Posted by shithappens
deal!!! i'll be over in hanover pretty soon...some time next month if all works out.....might just drop by if time permits........that sounds so good.....nearly piss me pants in joy

Posted by jellyellie
don't you mean s**t them?

Posted by shithappens


i guess!!!!!!



Posted by cyanx7
jeeeezus... u invite the guy... and he's allready pissing and shitting his pants... my god...
(imagine if i was a girl!!!... )

Posted by JwY
what happened to those peeing monkeys?

Posted by fijbert
well they got replaced by shithappens
he is now peeing cuz of booze

Posted by jellyellie
lol

but the pissing monkeys rule too

Posted by cyanx7
i really don't know what u see in them...
if they were shitting monkeys... THEN i'd understand!

Posted by fijbert
someone shld make pissing and shitting monkeys
or such a world can only exist in a videogame or movie

Posted by cyanx7
"alea jacta est" as the romans would say...
anybody up to taking that mission?


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