Posted by cyanx7
vaseline must be good 4 u're lizard scaly skin, right?
u can slither very easily into those sewer pipes. right?
Posted by fijbert
that's what I said..
but JwY wont gv me an answer..
Posted by cyanx7
that's probably 'cause u don't deserve one, lizard breath!
Posted by fijbert
true dat I got lizard breath.. it's cuz I eat lizards like u for breakfast!!!
Posted by JwY
or he has another type of breath
ahem.
u know what i mean!
Posted by fijbert
hehehe
yeah.. that too.. but that's at night
Posted by shithappens
its alright fij mate......we understand
wading thru the sewers will give anybody BO not to mention horrid breath
Posted by fijbert
sewers?
man... is that the kind of sick twisted stuff u guys do in TO?
I meant chick breath
Posted by shithappens
wading thru sewers will NOT bring u even close to getting chick breath
Posted by fijbert
yea..
damn JwY.. no wonder he single
Posted by cyanx7
u will only get chick breath from eating chickens, dude!
Posted by fijbert
wow.. u r really fried
Posted by cyanx7
lol
no - i'm cool!
Posted by fijbert
lol
I'll gv u that much
Posted by cyanx7
i allready have it, kid... it's nothing u can give or take, see?
Posted by JwY
what's this about me being single?!!?!?
Posted by cyanx7
ask the lizard...
Posted by fijbert
he did ask the lizard (cyanx)....
but u meant to ask the HUMAN.. me
Posted by JwY
errr... yeah............
Posted by cyanx7
he's doing it again goddamit...
don't feel confused JwY!!!
Try this: wash u're hands and u're face with cold water and then shove u're wet fingers in an electrical plug!!! U'll feel better quick!!!
It worked 4 me!
Posted by fijbert
hehehehe
we need someone to confuse..
JwY.. u'll end up dying if u do what he says..
Posted by cyanx7
that makes ME dead, then...
i MUST be a powerful ghost...
Posted by JwY
really?
well if ur a ghost, then why dont u go haunt pachy?
Posted by shithappens
there's another contender for the most shit ass useless thread in garbage....go see the Garbage King's thread mates....
let's see if he's up to the shit
Posted by fijbert
yeah..
so, u r a ghost..
if I am an alien, I am still better than u.. at least I'm alive!!!
Posted by cyanx7
no... i'm not a ghost, sorry...
i was getting worried, so i went to the doctor and he told me i seem to be alive... sorry to disapoint all of u...
he even gave me a recipe to buy medication...
is prozac half good as they say?
Posted by JwY
oh ok
i thought u were gonna haunt the garbage threads for many years to come.
Posted by fijbert
most useless thread to date: cyanx's!!!
Posted by shithappens
here...here....
at least i din say I Agree!!!
Posted by cyanx7
that's why it's the best!!!
wake up fij! wer'e talking GARBAGE... if my thread is the most useless then it's what garbage is all about!!! the essence of garbage... it's unusefulness!
flattery won't take u ANYWHERE, i must warn u...
Posted by fijbert
I'm sick of this childish feud..
it is so yesterday..
that's y I just stopped replying
Posted by JwY
i love......
ME!!!!
Posted by shithappens
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really!!!!
Posted by cyanx7
feud is a nice word isn't it...!
i like it...
Posted by jellyellie
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ooh ooh ooh hi guys haven't been here for ages
hey, take it from me cyanx7; The Offspring (band) never lie
Original Prankster:
You can do it!
Until the break of dawn
Life, Life, and I quote by the letter
Time, Time, Prozac can make it better
Noise, Noise, any kind will do
Can you feel it slip away, well it's all on you
_________________
What happens when I'm 13? Will pachy still not be?
[ This Message was edited by: jellyellie on 2003-03-25 21:58 ]
Posted by cyanx7
knock down the world... blablabla you... knock down blabla... blablablablabla....
original prankster... great music ellie!
(i just can't figure out what the hell that guy's trying to say...)
Posted by JwY
how old again are u cyanx?
Posted by shithappens
the man's about the same age category as i am!!! which is cool and experienced............ain't i right cyanx7???
Posted by cyanx7
yup, brother...
it's in the borderline between the right age and old age...
it's when u play heavy and nasty indoor soccer in a team with a player missing (uff!) for one hour and 20 minutes and manage to come out with no injuries... only to bust a leg 2 days later getting up from the couch...
really!... yesterday...
we're getting old bro...
Posted by fijbert
hahahahha
soon u'll be going senile and telling the kids to get off your lawn and babble about WW2
Posted by cyanx7
HEY - not that old...
Posted by jellyellie
hey regarding old people telling kids to get off their lawn, today we were playign football and my mate kicked the ball in his nextdoor neighbour's drive so he went to get it. the old man came out, and said, at teh top of his voice, 'GET OFF MY BL**DY LAWN YOU BL**DY CHILDREN' and then he continued, at the top of his voice, 'I'LL FU**ING WHACK YOU THE NEXT TIME ONE OF YOU STEPS FOOT ON MY GRASS! I WILL! I'LL WHACK YOU. I'M BEING SERIOUS' and in the meantime i was standing behind his hedge crying with laughter. i had to laugh and he turns on me 'IT'S NOT FUNNY! I'M BEING PERFECTLY SERIOUS HERE! THE NEXT TIME YOU STEP ON MY LAWN I'LL WHACK YOU ALL!'
Posted by pachy
Carefull as he may be a retired Las Vegas Mafia hit man, as "Wacking" someone is a very serious situation. if he makes you dig your own grave first then its what i suspected.
If he makes you dig your own grave in HIS lawn then no worries as he's just a crazy neighbour.
Posted by shithappens
that's one grumpy ole bugger ain't he!!!
Posted by fijbert
hehehe
burn poop on his lawn
Posted by cyanx7
it's probably stress of being retired... or he's really a hitman like fij sez... carefull ellie... either way the old fart seems dangerous!
Posted by fijbert
I didnt say he was a hitman
I said for her to burn poop on his lawn..
Posted by cyanx7
i'm sorry...
OK ELLIE! DO WHAT THE FIJMAN SAID!!!!!!
BURN SHIT, ELLIE!!! BURN SHIT!!!!
(but why?
)
Posted by jellyellie
lol ok ok i'll burn shit in his lawn
there's this other old lady that swears at us & calls the cops whenever we play football on this grass in front of her house. here's an example of what happened yesterday:
i was playing outside with two friends. i always wave at cars going past... don't ask why. i saw this white car go past in the corner of my eye so i turned and waved and said hello. then i realised who it was.... this dotty old woman. she stopped her car and reversed up the road. i continued skating. she thought it ws my friend so she started having a go at her;
Old woman (Sissy): do you even know me?
Friend: No
Sissy: So why did you wave?
Friend: Ellie! Look what you've done! (points at me whilst facing the Sissy) It was her!
Sissy: Why did you wave at me?
Me: I was being friendly
Sissy: Crap! You're as thick as shit! You really are! You think you're soooo clever! You're as thick as shit! You think i'm stupid, well i'm not! I know exactly what you're doing!
I just start laughing and staring at her. She drives off into her drive. I give her the evil look.
Then later she was loading her car with bags of CARROTS?! :S My other friend points this out to me so i say, quite loudly, to my other friend: "Haha! Why the HELL does she have bags of carrots? Haha!" and the Sissy turned round and shouted at me, mimicking me, "oooh, look, she has bags of carrots in her drive! YOU'RE AS THICK AS SHIT, YOU REALLY ARE!"
i mean, what was it, catchphrase of the week or something?!
anyway...
oh, last halloween, we bought eggs and self raising flour at the shop and coated the eggs in the flour. guess what next? yep, we threw them at her pretty little car. then my friend's sister and her friend completely covered the Sissy's whole drive in this flour. the next morning, she was out there washing her car and drive. it just made the drive worse because it was self raising flour. haha, such a sucker! i'll never forget that night... best one in my life... so far!
Posted by shithappens
errr!!! r u guys talkin bout me behind me back