Posted by shithappens
inline with the KISS (keep-it-short&simple-stupid) philosophy, my answer wud be:
YOU BETCHA!!!
Posted by cyanx7
bending bender into a pulp is not nice...
(all the time... i mean...
)
i pity that poor passionate man... i remember once, when i also had a broken heart...
and i remember when i got EVEN...!
"DON'T GET MAAAD... get even!..."
Aerosmith said it... and who am i to doubt Steven Tyler's experience?...
(especialy knowing the man helped making Liv Tyler!...
he just can't be wrong... )
_________________
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...
I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!
Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...
[ This Message was edited by: cyanx7 on 2003-04-14 11:37 ]
Posted by Vlammetje
OK guys, guess I'm the new evil dude around???
As far as I know, bender is still OK tho..?? not reduced to a crying pile of pulp yet.........
Anyway I'll be quite and just sit in my little orner then...
Posted by cyanx7
u meant "dudette", right?...
Posted by jellyellie
of course she means dudette
she just thought that if she typed 'dudette' you guys might not know what it meant, as boys, i mean men, are SOOOOOOOOOOO thick
Posted by cyanx7
well... guess that proves i'm not... otherwise i wouldn't have asked...
Posted by jellyellie
*cries*
damn, i can never win. wait a second, i CAN!! it's because you're not a man! you're a LIZARD, DUH!!
Posted by cyanx7
me and my hole family resent that!!!
And Portuguese families can be like italian families if we're trying hard... so prepare to get a horse's head in the mail...
Posted by jellyellie
errrr, ok... *confuzzled*
Posted by shithappens
bender pulp
Posted by cyanx7
TAKE IT BACK!!!
(before my cousin decapitates the horse...
)
p.s. u did see "the godfather", right?
Posted by Vlammetje
@ shits..nevermind, I still think he's OK.
If not...well too bad anyway
Posted by shithappens
good to know!!!! dun wanna loose another precious poster now do we
Posted by jellyellie
nopez
Posted by cyanx7
too bad?
TOO BAD?!!!
the horses head is heading 4 holland now!!!!
Posted by shithappens
ritez on that countez sistez
Posted by jellyellie
cyanx, you're too funny
Posted by Vlammetje
I'm sending my personal ghost (punky) over to Porto now.
Posted by jellyellie
at least you won't have to buy it an aeroplane ticket
Posted by cyanx7
no worries...
at 4 km/hour, by the time he arrives here... i'll probably be a ghost myself!!!!
Posted by jellyellie
heh
oh wait a sec, that's funny... i thought you already were a ghost?
Posted by jbendaou
what in the world is going on in this post???? why was i menitoned anyways??? u guys are nuts, freaks,etc...
LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!!!! go take care of ur girlfriends/boyfriends!!!! gawd bless!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Vlammetje
@ jb: I'm not done with you mate!
Posted by jellyellie
actually, i think you'll find you're the freak... being named after a car part
FENDER bender
heh only messin'
Posted by cyanx7
easy up on the pills J!...
Posted by jellyellie
:
Posted by jbendaou
jelly, u dont have to say u are joking,etc... u are always forgiven
vlamm,,, oooh no i am DONE with you bebe
Posted by jellyellie
thanks bender pal
Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
you guys are so hard to catch up with... type slower.. think slower.. read slower..
seriously, my head is throbbing with confusion!
Posted by Vlammetje
Punky: just focus on the important things: all girls schools and such...
Ignore the rest LOL
Posted by cyanx7
this looks like "the words of the wise thread"...
Posted by Caveman
We're not going all sensible, are we ??
Posted by cyanx7
noooooo!
with u and me, there's NO MISTAKE, cavey!!!!
Posted by Caveman
The day that the Garbage Threads become sensible will be a very dark day indeed
Posted by cyanx7
u are a concerned garbager, cavey...
as king of this place, i'll make u an offer... u wannabe my new prime minister? i need help to rule this place, and u sure look like the man 4 the job... 1.000.000 garbage clams per day, what do u say?
Posted by Caveman
A garbage clam
Posted by cyanx7
the currency of the realm, goddamit!!!!
oh wait... u're playing smart... 4 negociating advantage, huh...
i'll make another offer u can't refuse: 500.000 garbage clams a day...
(half then before... hope that sticks...
)
Posted by Caveman
Sounds like a good deal. Any other benefits ?
Posted by cyanx7
dental plan with the realms executioner...
u won't feel a thing... (EVER! - no one complained yet...)
wadda u say, m8?!?!?!?!
_________________
The garbage man is happy as a young maiden losing virginity...
I GOTTA GARBAGE THREAD WITH MY NAME ON IT! YEAH!
Shithappens just became my blood brother and Bjerkebanen my blood sister...
[ This Message was edited by: cyanx7 on 2003-04-15 18:46 ]
Posted by Caveman
I accept the task of being Prime Minister, Cyanx
Posted by cyanx7
*solemn moment...*
In the name of saint george, saint paul, saint john and saint ringo, i here nominate thou, PRIME MINISTER of the Garbage Kingdom!!!!
*crowd goes ape!!!*
SHUT U'RE TRAP ALLREADY OR I'LL EVACUATE THE REALM!!!!
I'M NOT FINISHED!!!
(damn kids, U think this is a goddamned Shakira concert, or what?)
*another solemn moment...*
Do you, caveman, solemny swear to protect the Garbage way of life on this pile of Nirvana CD's?
*all awaiting answer in AWE...!*
Posted by Vlammetje
*still waiting, slightly bored now...*
Posted by cyanx7
*still waiting... whereisthatguy?*
Posted by Vlammetje
Oh Monarch, can we please have new elections PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE???
Posted by cyanx7
ellection honey child?
the garbage monarchy is not democratic, my sweet dove...
WHAT EVER GAVE U THAT IMPRESSION, my blue eyed wonder?...
Posted by Vlammetje
OK DAMNIT, I TRIED TO ASK IT NICELY.
NOW I'M PREPARING A COUP!!!
Posted by cyanx7
GARBAGE WILL BE U'RE GRAVE, THEN...
+
(where is cavey?...
)
Posted by Vlammetje
Dunno......
Is garbage his grave too???
Btw I swear I didn't do it!!
Posted by cyanx7
he must have gone to the dentist... (executioner remember...)
Posted by Vlammetje
OH that was really bad advice! Anyway now we know what happens to Ur opponents don't we