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Posted by JwY
it was a typo vlamm
and i'm not american!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thx caveman
i gotta try it someday

i saw bb2 last night in theaters
i went to another theater before but someone got shot or something
so many cops and everyone was outside


Posted by pachy
Similar to living in US then.

In UK we all eat at least 4 scones(Cracklejacks) a day, like your doughnuts, but they are drier & with less fat & sugar, but they are often eaten with jam in them but best of all we put Clotted cream in them (you could chissel a face in that stuff, or use it in the boardroom/bedroom) after eating a cracklejack (Scone) we remove our clothes(scothes as we say) & measure the amount our stomach sticks out more than our chests, after 4 Cracklejacks if your stomach is an "Inny" your cool, if its an "Outy" you have to drive to a post office & buy a stamp only using sign language.

Tell us about your strange customs where you live....

Posted by JwY
do u think tim hortons has scones?

Posted by pachy
@JwY, Its highly unlikely that two bit DOGnut shop has Scones,I wouldn't drop my trash in the Niagra store.
Try the Hamilton branch, tell them EVERYONES talkin Scone, Also mention that Angelina joelie is seen masterbating with a Scone in WOMBrader 3, that should ger them in stock.

Posted by JwY
hamilton is still far
i'll just order some or something.... well someday

Posted by JwY
w00talla la!

Posted by Vlammetje
Pachy I am still craving a real english scone

Posted by JwY
or are u just craving an englishman?

Posted by fijbert
maybe she wants to crave a canadian next?

Posted by Vlammetje
Lemme rephrase that to something a little easier to understand by all you guys:

Pachy I am still craving........!!




Posted by cyanx7
coast's clear guyz!!!!

(this girl kills me... )

Posted by Vlammetje
you're asking for it!

I think you miss the good old days (?) where we would clash regularly?




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Sorry I can't get excited just yet, it's a beautiful sunny day. Only 2 more days be4 Paris.... only one thing missing really: a man to share it with

Posted by JwY
just bring chocolate

Posted by Vlammetje


that really doesn't compare JwY!

Posted by JwY
i'd come, but u know

Posted by Vlammetje
You have ur period?

Posted by JwY
i dont period!
i'm not full of estrogen u know!

Posted by Vlammetje
I didn't, but now I do. Thank you

Posted by cyanx7
man... that sounded sooo bad, J!...

Posted by JwY
i sir, am a man of action!

Posted by cyanx7
scenes, camera... type?

Posted by Vlammetje
nother déja vu!

Posted by cyanx7
ohmygod, u're right! must be my subconscient playing tricks with my head... i apologise...

Posted by Vlammetje
It's ok. I've handled far worse than this today

Posted by cyanx7
the sadly famous 'Has Esato Gone Downhill??' has now 5 (!) pages and is oficially considered prime time GARBAGE!...

i'm like King Midas... except everything i touch turns to garbage...

Posted by JwY
that is sooooo true


Posted by cyanx7
thanx J... Pachy messed things up bigtime over there...

Posted by JwY
he's an instigator dont u think?

Posted by cyanx7
we work well as a team... one not even aware of the other!

Posted by fijbert
lol
truly a king cy
we shall make a new folklore story
to hell with King Midas!

Posted by pachy
Yes, I N S T I G A T O R ... kinda nice word don't you think

Posted by cyanx8
@cyanx7, iIs tTTTalking sSsssense, we Mmay tTttake a hike now hHhe's back oOn his feet, nNnNothing more Tto do Hhere, gonna mMmove on i tThink,

Posted by JwY
hello 8, back again i see

Posted by cyanx7
get OUT!!!

OOOOOUT!!!!

DAMN CLONES...

Posted by JwY
why dont u just pop him cy?

Posted by JwY
friday!

Posted by cyanx7
friday iz my kind of day, J...

Posted by JwY
do u get ur freak on at night?
lol

Posted by cyanx7
uh... translation please.

Posted by JwY
nvm
just have fun

Posted by JwY
good weekend all

Posted by JwY
good weekend to u too

i just love talking to myself..................

Posted by jellyellie
do you guys know the real identity behind 8?

Posted by pachy
@Jelly, same person as "9" if you ask me.

Posted by JwY
let's hunt the clones down

Posted by Vlammetje
@ eee, yes

@ all, hope u had a good weekend then.

@ jwy, I just LOOOOVE talking to you too

Posted by JwY
heh

everyday feels like a weekend for me now since it's summer

Posted by Vlammetje


Posted by cyanx7
i wish i could say the same...

Posted by cyanx7
btw... here's a special body count 'oldie' lyric for u're thread @ the request of many families: KKK Bitch!


Aw yeah, what's up out there? BC's in the house. Right
about now, I wanna tell you a little love story, you know
what I'm sayin', this is a Body Count love story check out
the lyrics, you know, I'm a tell you 'bout what happened
when we went down South last year on tour.

Out on tour yo, I been all around the world
went to Georgia, met this fine-assed white girl,
blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and thighs,
the kinda girl that would knock out most guys.
She got wild in the backstage bathroom,
sucked my dick like a muthaf**kin' vacuum,
said 'I love you, but my daddy don't play,
he's the f**kin' grand wizard of the KKK.'

I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she f**ks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my KKK bitch, mutha f**k her dear old dad.

You know what I'm sayin'. So we was down South fallin' in
love, you know, D-Roc had this Nazi girl, my man
Mooseman had a skinhead, I fell in love with Tipper Gore's
two twelve year old nieces. It was wild, you know what I'm
sayin', it got even worse, you know.

So one night they took us to a meetin'
white sheets, white hoods, no room for seatin'
there was Skinheads, Nazi's and crazies,
talkin' 'bout black people pushin' up daisies.
They hated Blacks, Jews, Puerto Ricans,
Mexicans, Chinese, even the Indians.
We had our hoods on,
we were slick
she pushed her butt up hard against my dick.
Then her daddy jumped on the stage
talkin' 'bout killin' in a goddamn rage.
I got mad, my dick got hard
entered in her ass
she said, 'Oh my God!'

I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she f**ks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my KKK bitch, mutha f**k her dear old dad.

So what we really tryin' to say is Body Count loves
everybody. We love Mexican girls, Black girls, Oriental girls,
it really don't matter. If you from Mars, and you got a pussy,
we will f**k you. You know, that's all we're sayin', word.

So every year when Body Count comes around
we throw an orgy in every little Southern town.
KKK's, Skinheads, and Nazi
girls break their necks
to get to the party.
It ain't like their men can't nut,
their dick's too little
and they just can't f**k.
So we get buck wild with the white freaks
we show them how to really work the white sheets.
I know her daddy'll really be after me,
when his grandson's named little Ice-T.

I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she f**ks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, love it when she sucks me though,
I I I love my KKK bitch, she loves it when I treat her bad,
I I I love my KKK bitch, mutha f**k her dear old dad.


hope u enjoyed these wonderful lyrics!!!


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