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Because he so badly wants one (fijbert)

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Posted by cyanx7
yet another thread SLAUGHTERED by chip...


Posted by Vlammetje
And another chip slaughtered by cy...

Posted by cyanx7
what can i say... the kids growing into me...

Posted by Vlammetje
that idea is REALLY disturbing... (chip growing INTO you??)

Posted by cyanx7
i'm not pregnant...

mental note: gotta be more careful with what i say...

Posted by fijbert
this thread will never be slaughtered!!!

Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
sorry fij.. that was a close one!

Posted by JwY
bloated huh cy?
u'll need to shit him out...

Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
no problem with me, i'm already brown and smelly
..but poor cyanx.. it's going to be one painful experience!

Posted by fijbert
shithappens is already shitted out

Posted by JwY
haha
shitted out from who? or should i say what?

Posted by Vlammetje
I REALLY do NOT want to know!!

Posted by cyanx7
and just where is this BEAU-TIFUL conversation leading?

Posted by Vlammetje
I just don't wanna know.....

Posted by fijbert
I dunno
let's end it here

Posted by JwY
soo um...
what now?

Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
dunno.. fij kinda killed his own thread...

Posted by Vlammetje
RIP thread. Fij had 2 threads anyway, it was 1 too many imo

Posted by cyanx7
but this is the oldest... let's kill the other one instead, perhaps...

Posted by Vlammetje
oh, if u must....

Posted by cyanx7
hoping it's ok with u...

Posted by JwY
it's ok..

end... now.

Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
shouldn't we get fij's approval? nope!

Posted by JwY
nah
he's got a lot

Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
that's so rude! i say we corrupt your thread! oh wait.. i already did

Posted by fijbert
ugh...
I hate the matrix 2's ending!!!

it sucked
and after that I chilled with a hot girl I wanna pick up and her gay best friend
I wanted to pound him in


Posted by cyanx7
fij's love life hazza lot o' LUMPS...

Posted by jellyellie
what rating is matrix reloaded?

Posted by fijbert
rated R

ugh, I've come to the conclusion that chicks in north america r dumb asses
Cy, I'm coming over dude

Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
would you rather have a dumb- HOTTIE HOT-HOT chick? or a smart, one-armed, one-legged, three eyed, chick? besides, dumb chicks are easier to get into bed with...

Posted by fijbert
not when u r the knowledged one
they r too dumb to comprehend anything
these r girls who dont know what the word "serenade" means
they prolly think it's a flower!

I need a sophisticated hottie

Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
serenades smell beautiful...

Posted by JwY
matrix movie was pretty good
damn cliff hanger ending...

Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
...by the way.. who was that guy that they showed at the end? the one that was above Neo? wasn't he the guy that wanted to protect their ship.. or something!

Posted by JwY
no
that was the guy infected with smith dont u remember?

Posted by fijbert
yall understood y he was able to stop the machines right?

Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
@JwY -- the guy that turned into Mr. Smith at the park..? i'm lost..

@Fijbert -- i dont know.. doesn't he have those type of powers?

Posted by fijbert
cuz he is actually still in the matrix
there r 2 matrices...
and he went into shock becuz he was so convinced this was the real world
it's like when morpheus said in the first movie "u cant show the matrix to anyone before unplugging them, the shock might kill them"

by putting them into that matrix, they r controlling those who know of the existence of the first matrix..
making them believe that what they r doing affects everything
just like humans who r not unplugged believe what they r doing affects stuff

Posted by Vlammetje
Well thanks 4 ruining that 4 me..

Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
ruin? i couldn't have figured that out, even though i've seen it twice!

Posted by Vlammetje
That's exactly my point!!! I still have to go see the movie and I already know more of the plot than you do after viewing it twice!!!!

Posted by fijbert
well everyone else started ruining it
u cld hv just not read it

Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
vlamm would never want to miss the important things we have to say

Posted by JwY
i had the same theory fij!
i guess we great minds think a like huh?

i think i missed a part,
the "free" city (i cant remember the name right now) got destroyed right?

Posted by fijbert
zion
y I hv this theory is becuz they said neo is an anomaly of the program
but how can he be programmed if he is outside the matrix??
it's clear in my head
and I'm tired

also zion got destroyed like 5 times before hand right?
no one remembers it
thus they must hv REBOOTED the Matrix or it must hv crashed.. buahahhaa

Posted by cyanx7
I DON'T MIND, REALLY...

Posted by jellyellie
@Vlamm thanks for writing 'thanks for ruining it for me' because i saw that before what fij wrote so i didn't read what fij wrote so it hasn't ruined it for me

Posted by pachy
Does anyone know the plot of @jellyellie's last post ?

Posted by cyanx7
that's a big negative, roger. (i mean, PACHY... )

Posted by fijbert
omg
I hvnt seen jelly here for a while


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