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Because he so badly wants one (fijbert)

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Posted by shithappens
hey man....u there.....i guess it's gotta be the different time zone between where i am and where most of the rest of the guys (pachy, ah-long, jwy) are...dun fret, they'll hafta think a little more be4 they post something really silly here.....

...and silliness is an inherent trait in this thread....

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[ This Message was edited by: shithappens on 2003-02-20 09:59 ]


Posted by fijbert
inherited by the creator or to whom it's dedicated??
we must plot to come up with a way to get pachy to tell us his age..
well, I know what I am doing during classes
not like I got n e thing better to do :|

Posted by JwY
yup
we're half a world away from u.

Posted by cyanx7
Quote:
everyone else, post y ur nick is what it is!



my nick is about favourite things... i think a person's favourite things positively define that person... more than their own names because nobody normally choose their own names like u're nicks.

cyan = favourite colour
x = favourite letter
7 = favourite number

i have a lot of favourite things, and these are really secondary, because i thought that "pussybeertoyotacomicsericssonmoviesmaltwhiskeyindiancuisinemorebeeranddefinatlymuchmorepussy" wouldn't work very good, perhaps...



Posted by shithappens


i haf my order of preference much the same as u to mate (cept we swap the toyota 4 a beemer)!!! we ole geezers!!!! hahahahahaha

Posted by fijbert
I was at a coffee house with some friends and we r all chillin by the P800 and this random guy with that Samsung color screen (the model # does not interest me for it is of lower manufacturers ) and he dares oppose my P800 by telling me how much better his phone is...
it didnt take much to shut him up, and put him in his place.. I embarrassed him infront of his girl...
serves him right
it was like anything opposing Rome, it had no chance... HEHEHE

Posted by shithappens
serves him right.....wat an idiot!!!

Posted by JwY
haha
what exactly did u do to him?

Posted by fijbert
well, I know a few ppl with that phone model and all of em had the problem of the screen refreshing the wrong way lol
in other words their screen was upside down

I threw that in his face, then showed him how I cld play videos and he cld only dream of it, I showed him eDoom, the net, Tipic and he just shut his trap...
I was like "what can urs do other than screw up?"

he was sooo shafted
his gf was so embarrassed cuz I humiliated him out loud..
pretty much everyone in the coffee house heard me making a fool out of him...

Posted by JwY
lol
i got respects for u.

Posted by fijbert
well, he was asking for it!
I mean, come on.. he came out of no where and starts dissing me.. he interrupted my nice choco-moca, my convo with my friend and for what?
to diss my phone? like, his gf was like "what am I doing with this looser who goes around dissing ppl's phones like dat?"

Posted by shithappens
well done mate....well done

Posted by cyanx7
well that proves that in canada u have probably the same amount of shmucks than in portugal... that is important for me 'cause were talking about a civilized country - canada of course!

i also have to rub my phone in some peoples faces regularly!... it's always greasy and dirty cause o'that:

Posted by fijbert
lol..
well, I really think it is more a question of where I hang that causes this..
I usually chill at a "second cup" (coffee house) near a ghetto cuz it is sort of at equal distance to everyone..
and yeah, since it is near a ghetto, u just know ppl r uncivilised there..
I mean, downtown this rarely happens..
and then again it cld be just montreal that is insane.. I mean, our drug rates here r through the roof..

Posted by cyanx7
i thought CANADA was the best country in world to live in

DRUGS GHETTOS - what the hell!...

Posted by fijbert
yeah.. it's sad but true
HEY, I almost got 500 posts!!!!
we must celebrate that occasion

Posted by JwY
congrates fij,
ur now in club 500
lol.

Posted by fijbert
sweeet action..
it's funny how no one wants to buy a P800 in canada...

Posted by shithappens
congrats on hittin the big 5-0-0 mate......guess u need to popularise the use of the p800 there then....u were put on god's great earth for a purpose....it's either to sow dem wild oats or to preach the good of the p800....u choose!!

Posted by fijbert
wow.. r those my choices?

Posted by shithappens
what else's available in 4D???

Posted by fijbert
well, I dunno seeing how for now, 4D is not accessible to us, nor can we see it even if we were there and we cant imagine what it is like

search on yahoo for Hyperspace/time travel or the 4D and u will find a lot of matches.. and mostly say the same thing, different theories will be proposed, such as that of the mutlivers (the one I believe in)

Posted by shithappens
how come they dun teach this stuff in school man......i'm too old to start reading it all now.....

Posted by fijbert
I dunno y they dont teach at school
but I like learnin this stuff

Posted by shithappens
try signing up at the Trekkie Academy.....that might help NASA prolly won't take u coz they dun need to comprehend 4D yet....they haf bigger problems at hand like how to go on with the ISS issue with all the shuttles grounded....

Posted by fijbert
right.. I'm no geek..
I go to parties and stuff.. but I am also wise...
a happenin hermit


Posted by shithappens
just dun talk the gals to death on such topics ok.....in those instances, the rule of thumb is body talks or little dickie walks....

Posted by fijbert
well, I talk to intellectual girls..
obviously with skanks, u cant talk n e thing exceeding the complication of the air that goes through their heads...

Posted by cyanx7
what tha... fijbert, when did this topic became about u?

me this, and me that, and me me me! when god gave u an ego, he got a big one, didn't he? sheesh!!!

and... waittagoddamnedminit... it IS about u!
sorry. i'll go get myself a pair of glasses and eat them now, ok? byebye.



Posted by fijbert
lol.

actually u r not far off the ego thing...
if humbleness was a disease, I hv an immune system

Posted by cyanx7
really?
i couldn't tell...

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Posted by fijbert
lol..
I walked into the sony store today and I asked them for duos.. cuz it is released in the states (apparently) and I figured they might hv em..
the guy took it and asked me if I had cut the memory stick into 2..

and he dared call my P800 a nokia..
he was like "wow.. cool nokia" I'm like "it's a SONY ericsson.. and nokia is not another word for cellphone jacko"
he was such a skank..

Posted by pachy
Hey i did the same in a Sony store before it was released here, they knew nothing, also they kept trying to grab the phone to have a look, so i said i can`t just let anyone touch it as it`s expensive, TALK ABOUT ROLE REVERSAL they found that difficult to handle i`m sure.

Posted by fijbert
hehehehe
yeah
I dont get how idiots get hired like dat

Posted by JwY
ohhhh the irony!!!!!

Posted by fijbert
I had my BT on today and this hobo asks me if I had a hearing problem...
this other guy asked me if I had a stereo (how can it be stereo if there is one side??) radio...

damn wanxors
then u try and explain Bluetooth to them and they r like "what?"

Posted by shithappens
fools i tell ya....they are all fools!!

Posted by cyanx7
it is odd how the wise one keeps bumping against such bleak individuals, isn't it? oposittes really attract, i guess...

forgive them god... for they know not WHAT THA F*CK THEY'RE TALKIN'BOUT!!!!! (i'm agnostic by the way!)

Posted by fijbert
it's cuz I take the bus home.. that's y I keep bumping into such inferior beings....
also colleges r in the heart of downtown.. u bound to meet bums there..
and since the best movie theaters r there, and I love catchin movies, I bump into more idiots and bums...
and fast food restaurants r all in either places u need a car to get to, or in bad neighboorhoods
since I hv no car, I go to the bad neighboorhoods.. and if u r in a bad neighboorhood, u cant expect them poor ppl to hv class/intelligence..

Posted by cyanx7
Quote:
since I hv no car



The wise one relies on his feet and public transportation to travel...

i have learned yet another great lesson today...

it is obvious the sage has health concerns... as well as pollution in mind!

i will place my car for sale TODAY!!! as so to better myself and follow fijbert's footsteps in the path of wisdom!

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[ This Message was edited by: cyanx7 on 2003-02-28 19:24 ]

Posted by JwY
it's only a matter of time before u turn dumb fij!
i think stupidity is contagious!

Posted by cyanx7
well put... won't sell my car anymore!!! thanx JWY!!!!

i can't afford losing more grey cells on public transportation!!!! i wouldn't be able to drink booze anymore!!!

Posted by fijbert
in order to achieve enlightenment, one must go on a journey to find himself
he who does not understand himself can never understand his surroundings.. u will know when u hv found urself.. for then all the answers will start to flow to u w/o conscious thought..
your eyes will fill up with a look of sorrow because of the answers you receive...
whenever I need a question answered, I go to the parc near my house at around 1am and I just lie in the grass and ponder.. it is pure silence there and nothing but the light of the stars to enlighten my path...

Posted by cyanx7
watt's the matter with u, man??????

wanna end u're own thread????

get a grip, puhlease!...

Posted by fijbert
how am I ending my thread?

Posted by cyanx7
Quote:
in order to achieve enlightenment, one must go on a journey to find himself
he who does not understand himself can never understand his surroundings.. u will know when u hv found urself.. for then all the answers will start to flow to u w/o conscious thought..
your eyes will fill up with a look of sorrow because of the answers you receive...
whenever I need a question answered, I go to the parc near my house at around 1am and I just lie in the grass and ponder.. it is pure silence there and nothing but the light of the stars to enlighten my path...



like this, fij!!!

Posted by fijbert
well, u got rid of ur car in order to achieve enlightenment, and I basically told u how to actually do it..
which is that paragraph u quoted

Posted by cyanx7
u really believe that?
the way to enlightenment
(thanx 2 JwY i never sold my car, btw!)

is this conversation getting LAME, or what?

Posted by jellyellie
i think he's just high...

Posted by cyanx7
that's great!!! (i think... never got myself high... just very, very, very, veeeeeery, veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery DRUNK...)


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