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Because he so badly wants one (fijbert)


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Posted by amagab
fijbert needs some attention...let's give hime some...

[ This Message was edited by: amagab on 2003-02-11 01:26 ]


Posted by Ah_long
okok, but..why?

Posted by amagab
fijbert is a good esato user and a fellow north american He lives in the better country to the north where more people should live...including me

Posted by Display Polish
so does Ah_long!


Posted by Ah_long
hey, how do you know where i live?

Posted by fijbert
lol
sweeeeeeeeeeet
a thread to myself!
now my life is complete

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[ This Message was edited by: fijbert on 2003-02-11 01:34 ]

Posted by nocturnalchipmunk
fijbert is uhh.. kinda cool.. kinda.. fijbert is GREAT

Posted by JwY
fij is my homeboy!

Posted by pachy
Could`nt let a thread go by without saying this,..........
BLAH BLAH BLAH.............IT`S TRUE...........I`VE GOT ONE OF THOSE.......BLAH BLAH BLAH.........DON`T DO IT LIKE THAT,DO IT LIKE THIS, ETC ETC,

Posted by amagab
pachy you're a funny guy....wait a minute....this is fijbert's thread....

.....fijbert - you da man!



Posted by jellyellie
*scribbles on the wall*
jellyellie woz 'ere 2003 wit her t300

Posted by shithappens
u go filjbert.....u da man....

Posted by fijbert
is this the end of my thread?
a pathetic 11 posts??
and 55 views??

at least I got a thread......
guess ppl r jealous

the ppl with a thread r cool..
me, pachy, jelly, ah_long
and the ppl who posted here r cool...

Posted by amagab
No way...I started this thread so let the show go on



Posted by fijbert
we must plot to get them here..
get a dirty convo going..
something sex related...

craziest places ppl hv had done it @
yeaaaah...
there we go..
lol.. this topic is so gonna get locked for swoofing away from where it is supposed to be
but since I am an enthusiast of it, and we r supposed to appreciate me here, then one must appreciate what I like as well..

so coolest/weirdest place ever done it or wld like to do...

Posted by amagab
Well it is your thread fijbert so it has be about your sex


Posted by fijbert
lol.. uhm ok..
prolly the coolest place was def on a beach..
most of the times I am way too drunk to remember
I bet it was fun tho...

Posted by JwY
a bench as in a bench in the park? or in a subway station? or a bench in a porno movie?

lol

Posted by shithappens
yup, fijbert's sexcapade would really spice things up round here....hehehehe....u go fijbert!!

fellas, let's not get too self centred here kay....it's better not to harp on yerself....let's all focus on someone else...like me!!!! hahahahaha

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[ This Message was edited by: shithappens on 2003-02-13 01:59 ]

Posted by fijbert
lol
u hv ur own thread as well..
this all Fij up in here!

Posted by shithappens
hey man...so where's the juicy stuff????? and be quick on it or we'll loose interest

Posted by fijbert
a bench?
dude.. that's where homeless ppl sleep!!
hehehe.. on the children's swings..
hahahhahaha
that wld b cool...
I think that's my next area.. swinging w/ riding.. lol
too bad there r lots of cops in my neighbourhood.. and also it's a super silent residential area.. so like, I'd get caught pretty fast I think..
and that wld be the fun in it

Posted by shithappens
a sock in the dame's mouth will usually do the trick and suppress the horror of being royally stuffed by u mate

way to go dude...u r on page 2 of this thread....coming along mighty fine dun ya think!!

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[ This Message was edited by: shithappens on 2003-02-13 05:02 ]

Posted by JwY
don't worry, it'll be too quick for them to catch!
lol j/k

Posted by fijbert
bah.. horror?
I dun like silence..
but I dont like the ones that yell weird..

if they r silent it's like "either u've taken it so many times that u r not even feeling me there or this aint pleasing u.. either one is no good"
it has to be all in the porno atmosphere.. lol

Posted by shithappens
shut up ok....we dun wanna hear bout explanations or excuses...we want experiences....come on man...u can do better than that....go go go


Posted by fijbert
lol..
experience eh? well, this happened to a friend actually
once I was at this house party.. well, appartment party (we dont hv dorms in montreal, ppl live in appartments with roommates)
and my buddy(friend1) got piss drunk with one of my friend's (friend2) gf.. so they headed off to his (friend2) room (he was throwing the party).. and yeah, talking became making out.. and u know the hierarchy..
so not even 10 mins into undressing (they hadnt done n e thing and he (friend1) was in his boxers), and suddenly, my friend (friend2) walks in..
he freaks the hell out, and starts chasing her naked ass all over the appartment..
hilarious...
nice body too...
I got touchy touchy with one of her friends tho
losts of drinking.. then she came and sat on me, and well yeah.. she was a prude..

Posted by amagab
this is just toooo revealing....I don't know if I want to join this discussion....let me think about it....


Posted by shithappens
of coz u would wanna....it's really revealing stuff......and it's gonna be real cool

Posted by amagab
it could be damaging to my good reputation



Posted by shithappens
hang on!! why are we even debating the issue when all fijbert has done is report on other's escapade.....the sly snake!!!

no offense meant fijbert!!

Posted by fijbert
well u guys post ur escapades

Posted by JwY
stop changing the subject of u fij!

Posted by fijbert
Mutany in my own thread..
I never thought I'd see the day.....

well here it is: the reason y I hv this as my nickname
basically, me, my bud (his nick was jackhammer, I actually know him) this other guy (nick was Xeno) were in a chatroom on IRC..
and jackhammer wld call ppl fudge packers a lot..
and at one point he did a typo and wrote fidge packer...
and we had a thing (to escape cuss kickers) to add a j at the end of every word.. such as bij for bitch
so then fidge was turned into fij, and became a reference for someone cool (a lot of ppl I know use that word now) and I was referred to as fijbert...
thus the secret origine of the nick
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[ This Message was edited by: fijbert on 2003-02-14 02:44 ]

Posted by JwY
ah, so is bert ur firstname?

Posted by fijbert
lol.. nope
bert is a name???
it's like dillbert, catbert, dogbert
u just add bert to things..
it's suffix

Posted by JwY
oh haha,
i thought it was bert like from bert and ernie in sesame street, lol!

Posted by fijbert
that never crossed my mind...
so y is ur nick JwY?

Posted by shithappens
hey....that's no escapade.....u should be a lawyer mate!!!

Posted by fijbert
lol..
I dont want to go to hell
+ I am not studying law nor do I intend on...
but these skills can also be used for business..

Posted by jellyellie
lol, i asked my mum earlier where the name fijbert comes from
hey, u should change the subject name of this thread- 'how much can you go off-topic in this thread?'
but then that wouldn't really work...

Posted by fijbert
what did ur mom say?

Posted by jellyellie
i think she said that she didn't know...

Posted by fijbert
fair enuff
what did everyone think my nick was for?
JwY thought my name was bert.. lol..
I didnt even know that was a name..

Posted by fijbert
myyyyyyyyyy thread!!!!!!!!!
helppppppppppp

Posted by shithappens
wassup dude!!! dun keep us in suspense...how u get yr nic and name......spill it all HERE

Posted by fijbert
how did u get ur nickname?
I already posted how I got it on page 2

Posted by shithappens
i deal with lotsa corporate folks...me specialty is corporate finance, hence i raise money for companies or restructure their loan/debt obligations....its a tough job but hey someone's gotta do it

and no matter how much i raise or save for em all, somehow it just gets drained quicker than u can say OH MY GOSH WHERE DID THE DAMN MONEY ALL GO TO NOW!! (in other words the shareholders get screwed AGAIN!! )....to summise, S H I T H A P P E N S!!!

there u go!!

Posted by fijbert
that's cool..
everyone else, post y ur nick is what it is!

Posted by shithappens
aw come on fellas....i think we've been to caught up in deciding just how shrivelled up pachy's gonads are that we haf sorta like neglected fijbert here....good ole fijbert.....

here's 3 mucho grande cheers for our man fij:

HIP HIP HOORAY
HIP HIP HOORAY
HIP HIP HOORAY

u an do it babe....u can do it ALL nite long (i certainly hope pachy can).....


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