Posted by wildmurphy
little jimmy and little timmy are sat on the garden on boxing day discussing what they got for christmas. Little jimmy said "I got a new bike, a skateboard, a new xbox, hundreds of games, loads of other toys, a ride on buggy, a quad bike, oh and i got a holiday to disneyland".
Little timmy said "Friggin ell, i wish i had lukemia".
Posted by hurny
What do you do for a Job?
Posted by Eleventy7
real old one that....
Posted by fijbert
hehehehe
keep em coming
Posted by Wookee
What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job?
You know she'll swallow.
Posted by fijbert
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Posted by Caveman
Q: What do you get if you cross a prostitute with a crocodile ?
A: A woman who can give a blow job and make it snappy
Posted by wildmurphy
im a computer programmer
how does an essex lass turn off the lights after a shag???
Closes the car door .
Posted by super_cyberboy
lol, now thats some gooooood shit
Posted by fijbert
I dont see ur relevance in telling us ur a programmer...
and I didnt get the joke..
it's def not comp sci related.... explain it...
Posted by pachy
He meant they will happily "do it" in a car. & yes it`s not funny.
Posted by fijbert
just making sure I'm not the only one who thought so....
Posted by super_cyberboy
I donno u guys, buy I like it
Posted by wildmurphy
Essex lasses are renowned for being slags (slappers, whores) in this country, and someone asked me what i did for a living, so i told. XXXX
Sweet dreams. XXXXX
Posted by tranquil
Please continue this here
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=5322&forum=20