Posted by pachy
Hi, i,m bringing in to the country a consignment of people that you can do what you like with.
Some are forced into the containers & some are "Refugees" looking for a better life, i'm looking for a cash offer for them.
[ This Message was edited by: pachy on 2003-07-29 11:14 ]
Posted by Eleventy7
How much with the refugees then? (since no containers get into Britain these days without being fully-loaded with refugees)
Posted by pachy
Thanks but i can assure you they are not ALL refugees. if you read my post !
Posted by wildmurphy
I like refugees, so much so i think every household should own one.
Posted by pachy
Than[ C E N S O R E D ]ot !
[ This Message was edited by: pachy on 2003-07-29 12:06 ]
Posted by Krubach
What's their origin?
Posted by pachy
Well, the small dense lump of pure Carbon started to expand, triggered by an unknown action, this eventually became our universe.
A bit of organic hows-ya-father later & there's this tart & a looser in a garden, they "Scrump" & all hell lets loose, the victims i have here are the direct result of all that jazz !
Posted by cyanx7
so u like jazz, pach?
Posted by Vlammetje
Can they cook?
Posted by cyanx7
expanding carbon aLLways does... bit heavy on the salt, though...
Posted by Jowi
another thread to burn?
Posted by Krubach
Aaaahhh!
So they are relatives of pachy.
...
Shame on you pachy! It's family, for cryin out loud!
Posted by Vlammetje
Is pachy the type of guy that would sell his own mother?
Posted by Caveman
I reckon this is worse.... I'm willing to give my mother away, or pay someone to look after her - I'll even accept a N*kia in exchange !!
Posted by Vlammetje
Well.... I'm not commenting on the mother things here.... my mother would pay me to give her away
Why u on so late cavey?
Posted by pachy
@Vlammetje, Thats obvious, nobody there to tuck him in now, is there.
Posted by Vlammetje
How silly of me...overlooking the obvious
he exchanged his mom for a N*kia but forgot to check if it had 'tucking-in-skills'
Posted by Jowi
hahahaha
Posted by Krubach
Annoucement:
Nokia is spying on esato, so they're going to release 27 models next week with "Tucking-in" capabilities.
Maybe you can exchage the phone now, Cave.
Posted by Vlammetje
You could... but there is a downside!
You can't drink anymore coz the risk of you letting on valuable information to these spy phones would be too big!
Posted by Eleventy7
the tucking-in skills wont come shipped with the fones tho, u'll have to buy the accessory that comes on a long cable, and it'll only work with one fone out of the range even tho all the fones will be exactly the same with different covers
Posted by Vlammetje
Can we reserve 1 for cavey with a cover that resembles his mom?
do we have to test all tuck-in accessories or can we just assign a volunteer to tuck him in if we can't find it?
Posted by Krubach
@eleventy
Forgot that Near-Sony proprietary ideas.
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[ This Message was edited by: Krubach on 2003-07-30 21:14 ]
Posted by Caveman
Vlam, I'd rather have a N*kia
Posted by Vlammetje
Really???
I was gonna send pachy to tuck you in and you prefer a NOKIA????
PM (=Public Message) to krubach: have any idea where we could find a Nokia exchangable cover that looks like pachy?
Posted by Krubach
Yes, but it's hidden in a chamber, deep, deep inside the earth.
It's said to be so ugly that the world would end because of it...
Posted by Vlammetje
Seeing as you are the superhero....... could you get it for me pls?
Posted by Krubach
nononono.
It's very dangerous!
Posted by Vlammetje
Some hero
Posted by Krubach
What would you expect from a part-time hero?
I don't get paid for taking risks you know...
Posted by Sony Ericsson Indonesia
So how much for 1 patch
Posted by Vlammetje
Yeah.... I wouldn't mind picking one up msyelf pachy as I'm in London next week. I'd prefer one that can clean, cook very well and won't be scared if I dress up in leather
Posted by Caveman
Leather ?
Posted by cyanx7
if they spied garbage they would have been banrupted by now...
important question of the week: who among us could be the infiltrated nokia agent?
Posted by Caveman
It's not me !!
Posted by Sony Ericsson Indonesia
Patchy pack me a beautifull slave
Posted by Krubach
OK, i confess...
I just bought a 3650. But i promise i'll get rid of it soon.
Ah! What a wonderfull world where (almost) everyone wants a Nokia...
Surely I won't get any problems selling it.
Posted by Vlammetje
Damnit!!! I thought we could trust you!! I am disappointed in you!!!
(damnit! I even like you!!)
Posted by Krubach
I didn't even turn it on yet. I swear!
I hate Nokia
See?
Does this means our reletionship has ended?
Posted by Vlammetje
Of course not. I will take great pleasure in coming between you and your N*kia
Posted by Krubach
Please do!
Posted by Vlammetje
On my way
Posted by Sony Ericsson Indonesia
krybatch i also just got the 3650 (a week old) i switched back to p800 (its so damm annoying)
Posted by Vlammetje
Indonesia, I do like the way you misspell all those names
Posted by cyanx7
there she goes... schoolteacher dominatrix strikes back.
Posted by Krubach
If she was a schoolgirl dominatrix it would be heaven on earth...
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puts me in the position of a god or a king.
(Clawfinger)
[ This Message was edited by: Krubach on 2003-08-01 19:26 ]
Posted by cyanx7
u really have disturbing tendencies, u know?
Posted by Vlammetje
It's like having a Portuguese pachy on board
Public Messages:
PM @pachy: no offense
PM @Krubach: no offense
Posted by Krubach
Don't you compare me with that weirdo.
Posted by Sony Ericsson Indonesia
lemme attempt to spell ur name vjlamentjie