Posted by energetic
There r so many staff the P800 can do that we should give some extreme ideas of what else this phone can make!
For example the touch screen could boil some water in a pan etc.
Cofee lets say! Any more crazy ideas!!!!???
[ This Message was edited by: energetic on 2004-02-03 16:29 ]
Posted by -utopist-
Use it as a beer bottle opener...
or just treat it nicely, like it deserves.
Posted by energetic
Nice one! We could use it as a lighter in the car etc...
Posted by Orka
Excuse me, but I can't get the meaning of your post my friend...
Posted by jellyellie
Maybe it could dispense toilet roll, so when you're on the toilet using your phone just press a button and out shoots toilet roll
. Shouldn't this be in the garbage thread?
Posted by Andy.
Or a device to link to your vcr if you forget to set the timer (set your vcr via gprs ?)
Posted by B@RTje
bluetooth in all electric devices. tv, vcr, radio, microwave, lightswitches, just hit a buttom on the p800 and it turns on
and for your car to open and close.
intergrated mirror on the tutchscreen, and a build in parfum for when you go out.
when the flip is on it, you can use it as a wallet for paper money
intergraded virtual friend, that can help you, and talks to you
my idea's are grapy :S
Posted by pachy
When someone looks at u funny in the street, u could use the "Lookin at me ??" lazar app, this burns out the retina in the eye of the beholder, making them unhappy for years, then use the "grow your own fruit app" to enable some actual cherries, a lovely treat on an otherwise dark day.
I already have the "spontanious poetry application" & it came up with this;
There was a lady from Bunt,
Who paddled into the water up to her ankles,
This doesnt rhyme but it will when the tide comes in !!!
Posted by JaNeiJo
...or use it to reply on useless post's on esato.com.
Posted by energetic
This post is only for the fun of it!
We could use our finger on the touchscreen as a mouse for our PC!
Posted by jplacson
The screen should open up to a small refrigerator to keep canned drinks cold... and if you switch on BT and call a certain number... you can face the phne a certain direction and it works as a microwave oven.
Posted by energetic
That a good one!!
what about to use the digit camera hole as a pencil sharpener!!!
Posted by pachy
I have found that if you go to a remote location, hold the phone flat but screen facing down at eye level, you can line it up with the horizon & ACTUALLY SEE the curvature of the earth.
(You can do this without a p800 by using the top of the steering wheel of a car or van, but it`s not as accurate).
Posted by Mr.BJ
well....since the p800 have a cam....
can it be used as a video cam ???
Posted by Raven
I'd like to be able to download a music file to my p8, but in stead of music hot air would come out of the speaker allowing me to blow-dry my hair in no time!
Posted by pachy
In the second world war while clearing mines in the Sahara desert, for the main infantry to get through, me & the lads used to whip out our p800 or " SUNY-DESERT-SON" as we used to call them, & quite happily fry an egg on the screen, afterwards we would look at a picture of a VIRTUAL BANANA because we could`nt get banana`s in wartime.
Posted by amagab
I have no imagination but it would be nice with:
altimeter
thermometer
compass
gps
speedometer
satellite connection
...you name it!
Posted by energetic
we can use it as a navigator:
Take a picture of a city map and use it to find your way out or a specific road in the car!!!!
Posted by tranquil
What a lot of crap in this topic...
Posted by Sony Ericsson Indonesia
Hmm...
Real Suggestions:
1. Use it as a face id (using camera like james bond)
2. Use it as a tv/vcr.ect remote (i could just have said universal remote but...)
3. Global Positioning system
4. Mini Mini Mini Mini Laptop
5. Use it to surf porn
6. Memory stick video display connector (connect p800 to tv)
b use this then to play vcd's that is in the p800 (movies)
7. I donno A Phone Perhaps
8. Infra-red heat detection through the camera
9. Nignt vision through camera
10. Webcam using usb cradel
11. Watch tv on it
12. use large display as a torch light (amp up the light intensity)
Bull Sh** ideas
1. Use it as a mouse (infra red port)
2. Use stylus as a butter knife
3. Use the phone as a c4 detonating device
4. Mobile Portable Hacking device for hackers (duh)
5. 3D Rendering Program
6. Mini Ak47
7. Mini Handgun
8. Fax Machine (paper included)
9. Mobile Printer (Prints up tp A3 Pages)
10. Playstation 2 Emulator
11. Platstation 2 plug Adaptor
12. X-Box Emulator
13. X-Box Plug Adaptor
14. Mini 1500gb Memorystick duo (only for P800) (price $2)
Posted by energetic
I must say that these r the best crazy ideas for this post. I have a new use for this phone.
We can put the stylus up our asses and see our temperature on the dispay of the P800!!!!!
Posted by mk5808775
roflmao
Posted by Sony Ericsson Indonesia
HAHAH
Heres a few more
1. Shove it up ur vagin@ (if you are a woman) Then get ur friend to call you alot of times
2. tie it to your b@lls and do the same thing
3. Shove it up ur ass and do the same thing
Posted by -utopist-
Stack up 200 to make a chesterfield chair.
Stack up 2000 to make a bed out of em.
Stack up 20000000 to make a villa out of em.
Stack up 20000000000 to make a whole neighbourhood out of em.
Cool one with a vapochill cooling and die hard clock it over.
Use one of em to throw it at bush's head in the hope to get some sense in that guy.
Or just treat em nicely like they deserve... (see the 2nd post)
This message was posted from a Nokia 7650
[ This Message was edited by: -utopist- on 2003-01-30 13:13 ]
Posted by tranquil
There really is a lot of crap in this topic... I did like the one about Bush thoug... Add Blair to that one!
Posted by Raven
Add Bondevik too and the entire Norwegian government.
Posted by energetic
That one with the vagina was very good!!
We can use it as a Swiss army knife!
Posted by Sony Ericsson Indonesia
Memory Stick Printer Haha
Posted by si_sleaf
How about using the stylus as a wallpaper scraper?
Maybe it could have a "robots in disguise" kind of function a la Transformers. It could quickly unfold into your own robotic fighting friend. I says it's a decepticon, those memory stick duo cards could fly out too, like those cassettes from Soundwave (remember him?) and also fight off pesky crims.
Perhaps we will see this in the next software update?
Posted by energetic
WE CAN USE IT AS A BOOMERANG. OPEN THE FLIP AND THROW IT AWAY. IF IT DOESNT COME BACK WE CAN SEND OUR DOG TO GET IT!!!
Posted by pachy
The dog-n-phone never came back !
Posted by energetic
We can use it as a gamepad for the PS2!
Posted by Sony Ericsson Indonesia
Bump...
Posted by Asskicker
what about extra clip add-on which sticks to the back of phone with strong rubber spikes and powerful vibrator so you can use it as a massage device...of course camera has to be used as infrared device to see which muscules are needs relief and software on the phone which tells the clip device on which part of the body more or less vibration has to be applyed....just silly thoughts after hard day at work...hehe
Posted by ~~Xtreme1~~
hers one for thought, use it 2 detect radar speed traps. i would love that.
what about using it 2 watch TV on? and btw a friend of mine has a 7650 and he got apps 2 use the fone 2 film digital videos and one 2 program the IR so u can use it with any ir device, eg TV's Hi-FI's etc.
should be able 2 use it on p800. didnt try it out yet since i only have a t68i.
Posted by kskjon
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Okay.. Many of the feautures you list here actually exists..
As far as i know, these exists:
- Use it as a tv/vcr.ect remote (i could just have said universal remote but...)
- Use it to surf porn
- I donno A Phone Perhaps
- use large display as a torch light (amp up the light intensity)
- Mobile Portable Hacking device for hackers (well not directly, but you have SSH, Telnet, and so on..)
- Fax Machine
- And last.. you have EMAME, the Multi Arcade Machine Emulator, a GB emulator, Sega emulator and many many more
So.. The possibilities for the P800 is almost endless..
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Posted by clansfolk
Some of the things mentioned are already available on NEC and G3.... maps, video etc.........
However -
use it as an electric shaver - it will work! (If you want a beard!!)
or what about using it as a phone - heaven forbid
Posted by energetic
Now the stylus in the P900 is more easy to use it as a temperature gauge!
Posted by mrilloraza
you guys are crazy
haha
Posted by energetic
We can use the little mirror at the back to make as feel more beautiful like all the beautiful lovely ladies!
Posted by MominIslam
or better still play max payne 2 using it
that would be my day, hate the pc cuz of its sickening controls
Posted by energetic
Now it can be used as a bluetooth gun with the latest bluejack and bluesnarfing "features".
Posted by Sony Ericsson Indonesia
BUMP!
Posted by Burgaz
i would like mine to aply small amounts of talc powder to my crotch at timed intervals! As my pocket is never far from my crotch this would be quiet easy and would help prevent my balls sticking to the inside of my leg when ever i got a bit warm and start to sweat! Surely all men would like this feature!
Burgaz!
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Posted by Barlz
Burgaz thats quite sick idea how the hell did you think of that
Posted by kimcheeboi
what about having a little nuclear reactor in your fone so you'd never have to charge you fone again!
Posted by Yazan24
How bout we dont do that?
Posted by kimcheeboi
again... dude chill. If you dont like it or find it funny dont post. Go see your psychologist about depression/anger management.
Posted by Barlz
what about usin the camera as a nozzle for an intergrated beer tap just press the camera button to pour out the beer
Posted by kimcheeboi
great idea! lets have it pour some european beer, american beer is piss water. Or might as well just have it dispense vodka!