Posted by garvan
Hello again my dear dear friends I have missed you all like the family I never knew once missed me without knowing me, but they missed me anyway....but as i am sure you now realise, they didn't, I and I didn't, but we both do....recently I have found a new use for my trusted nokia e66, I have been pretending that I am in fact a great helen of troy and that my nokia e66 is my trojan horse. I place it in my garden then walk aroudn the house exactly three or four times sometimes five, it just depends. Then I stumble upon my nokia e66 and s pronounce to the heavens 'you have given me a gift, this is a gift from the gods! YOU HERE ME UP THERE! A BLOOMIN GIFT!' (I am slightly lame in one leg)....then I watch it out of the corner of my eye, waiting for soldiers to crawl out from it and attack me with weapons until I am bloodied and mortally wounded (I PRETEND!). Then I lie on the gorund and forsake ye lord from above, "you present of nokia e66 trojan goat, was a booobie trap filled with warriors who have bloodied me and wounded thine eyes, MY EYES MY EYES' (I wear a patch on my eye - (JUST FOR FUN!!! HAHAHAHA!!!HAHAAH!!!)...........then I pretend to be dead for exactly three minuites never more, but sometimes up to a week.......................MY FRIENDS ALL LAUGH_ WE ARE CRAZY WILD PISH PASH PISH PASH!!!!!!!
Posted by jj03
please...stay of the crack..
Posted by Rishone
Do you really have a Nokia E66 or you PRETEND ?
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Hahaha! Amazing!
Posted by Tsepz_GP
Whos your weed man? Cause you are on some heavy ish.
Posted by max_wedge
Reminds me of one bright day in the middle of the night when two dead boys began to fight. They faced eachother back to back, and drew their swords and shot eachother.
A deaf policeman heard the noise and came to investigate. He took notes on his Nokia touchscreen and recorded the event with his SE VGA video camera.....
Posted by jcwhite_uk
On 2008-08-20 13:04:00, max_wedge wrote:
They faced eachother back to back, and drew their swords and shot eachother.
Shot with a sword?
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Yeah! Read through the whole thing again. All of it is contradictory.
Posted by DickySnapples
On 2008-08-20 13:46:50, jcwhite_uk wrote:
On 2008-08-20 13:04:00, max_wedge wrote:
They faced eachother back to back, and drew their swords and shot eachother.
Shot with a sword?
thats all you picked up on? ...
-one day in the middle of the night
-two dead men got up to fight
-back to back they faced each other
Posted by max_wedge
Not to mention the Nokia touchscreen and SE vga recorder
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
On 2008-08-20 14:34:07, max_wedge wrote:
Not to mention the Nokia touchscreen and SE vga recorder
That wasn't in the original rhyme!
Posted by max_wedge
nah, I improvised