Posted by kwabs2006
POST UR FUNNY, SWEET, NAUGHTY PICK U LINES OVER HERE!!
(this's gonna be great)
Posted by HornyNick
I think it was two and a half men i nicked this from:
Me: "you look alot like my 5th wife.!
Her: "5th wife? how many times have you been married?"
Me: "4".
Tried it a few times. they never say the correct reply!!!
Posted by arien617
I lost my number, can I have yours?
!
Posted by procterdc
Don't use chat up lines, I just tend to leave my keys nearby with my BMW key showing lol. Usually gets ppl talking hehe, and because I carry alot of keys around, girls usually say "what are they all for" and thats when i go "Oh and this one is for my flat"
Works everytime...
Posted by leeboy13
i got one:
'tell youre mum to stop changing colour lipsticks, my D!ck looks like a rainbow!!!!!!'
used to say that to burgaz all the time 
Posted by badassmam
Me: 'You can call me Fred Flintstone'
Lady: 'Why?'
Me: '...because I can make your Bedrock'
Posted by strizlow800
Man and kid... The man is at the door and talking with the kid:
MAN: Hello, is you mom at home?
KID: Let me check (after a moment the kid returns and says): My mom told me to tell you that she is not at home...
MAN: then you tell your mom that I didn't ask for her...
Posted by OV3RCLOCK3R
Man - Is your name Gillete by anychance?
Woman - No! Why?
Man - Because your the best a Man can get
Posted by Berry
Heard some local yoofs talking the other day and made me chuckle...
Girl: " Have you got the time ?"
Boy: " My watch says you're not wearing knickers..."
Girl: " I am wearing knickers actually.."
Boy: " Sorry, my watch must be 15 minutes fast
"
I thought it was quite funny...