Posted by Luke-the-magic-man
Thought it be a laugh to find out how wild our esato members do when they have had a few to many?
Il start us off with one of my most recents: bought a 30ft bouncy castle online and scheduled it to be set up on the road outside my house (a main road lol)
Remember kids, drinking isn't cool and I don't condole it lol
Posted by leeboy13
am i invited?
ok, i bought about 10 CD-r drives back in the day after a night out on the razzle! needless to say i dont use ebay after a night out now........
oh, and the morning after i tend to do my main spending.... bought me a cinema system with my entire student loan one semester...... and then bought speakers for £600 off ebay in another 'morning after'.......
Posted by Nanu
After a heavy session around town I sat texting myself to and from the same phone asking for a lift home as I was too pissed to walk! I agreed to come and pick myself up and then sat waiting for myself to turn up for nearly an hour, after which I text myself back calling me every name under the sun and threatened violence the next we met and walked home in a really bad mood!!
The next afternoon when I awoke I checked my phone cracked out laughing and thought to myself no way I didn't know you could text yourself!
Posted by leeboy13
@nanu!
omg, you flid! hahahahahahaha
good show!
Posted by Trev1982
nanu that is awesome LMFAO
Posted by tranced
this man is weird
Posted by MWEB
I actually fell in the local canal after consuming too much alcohol in my 20s, thank goodness my 2 cohorts were not too sloshed to help drag me out
Posted by leeboy13
woooop! that reminds me... i went to Lourdes when i was about 16 on a pillrimage (i went to a catholic school) and i thought i was a ace swimmer and could swim the oppersite way up the river (it was flipping running fast)..... i almost drowned and luckily got 'beached' in the middle...... god, that scares me to even look back.... yes i was intoxicated.....
Posted by methylated_spirit
When I was 17 i woke up on top of a bus shelter
Pee'd up a chip shop window (without realising) I looked up and folk were covering their childrens eyes.
Changed my name by deed poll to Craig Basterfield
Stole a giant McFlurry from a lamp post outside McDonalds, my mum made me return it - so embarrassing
shat in a wheelie bin
Ate 4 tins of dog food and promptly barfed
Stole my mates motor and ran folk home for a fiver a go - i nearly got a kicking from the taxi drivers when i pulled up to the taxi rank!
Went to the pub in my sisters dress
Loads more, used to be a bit zany with the drink. Oh god, i shouldn't be allowed to drink. Calmed down a bit now tho, thank God!
Posted by leeboy13
^^^^^ hahahahaha
ahahahahahah^^^^^
good show meths!
Posted by haynesycop
Hahahahahaha!
Meths quality!
Posted by pmerryman
After a heavy night on the lash, I walked from my mates house to my Dad's (just round the corner from me) and started to try and get into my Dad's using my front door key.
After failing, I went and sat on the wall, to wait for him to get up (this was 5.30am).
After around half an hour for some reason, I walked home.
Posted by leeboy13
ok so a few months back i went out with a load of mates and my sister (shut it fatreg) and basically ahd the amazing idea of hidding my keys under the mat outside my house (to all the thievies reading this, i dont do that anymore)....
anyway, 3-4 am came and i arrived home.... couldnt find the keys to scaled the house (i fell once, badly), but got my drunken self up and climbed up and through my bedroom window
see pic below......
Posted by ÈL ® ö B ì Ñ
Reminds me of that drunk advert you see in the cinema lol, being drunk makes you feel invincible when your most vulnerable, then the guy falls lol
Posted by pmerryman
You put your left legin, left leg out.
Could you remember next morning.
Posted by leeboy13
i remembered my keys the next morning.......... under the bloody mat!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Posted by Nanu
I remember being rudely awaken by my mother kicking me in the ribs and screaming at me at 6:30am after a heavy night on the ale!
That said I was lay asleep on the bathroom floor with my coat on and my pants around my ankles, it appears I had fallen asleep whilst sat on the toilet and ultimately fallen on the floor, only to be found by mother a few hours later!!
Oh the shame
Posted by fatreg
I am not going here....
I've done many a wondrous thing when pi$$ed..
Most successful one being setting up a traffic diversion/road blockage on the A349 in Bournemouth with my old flat mate...
numerous have involved the local constabulary and 1 night in clink... (I'm a clean man though! not even a warning!)
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Posted by DickySnapples
On 2008-02-19 18:57:22, fatreg wrote:
Most successful one being setting up a traffic diversion/road blockage on the A349 in Bournemouth with my old flat mate.
is that where that picture came from with you holding the road sign? or was that just a typical night out
Posted by fatreg
that was a random night out!
we merely moved the diversion from a quiet side road to the main road
Posted by MWEB
My older brother used to collect Lyons maid and Walls ice cream signs when pissed, the ones you get outside the shops on poles
Posted by DickySnapples
ever woken up with random objects in your room,and not remembering how they got there??
i had about 20 of those flashing lights to warn about road works(all from one night!),traffic cones,bins and a road sign.
still got the road sign
Posted by fatreg
Traffic cones, for sale signs, road signs, shops supply of Sunday papers.... to name but a few.
Posted by fatevdestiny
I have a really bad habit of stripping down to just my socks when I'm drunk and happily walking about lol
Can remember went camping one night with my mates, gf and her mates. Got pissed out my head, walked into the bushes fully clothed and walked back out starkers in front of people I didnt really know
Posted by Luke-the-magic-man
this one kicked off quickly
Il fill you all in the past weeks events
Obvious collection of road and traffic things
jumped down allot of stairs the otherday ended up in the er with allot of cuts lol (id do it again to lol)
destroyed my camera with a air pistol
went on a milk run last night, got sumin like 18 pints
about 6 am the other day I got a f**k load of bangers then celloptaped them to one of my mates doors and set them off, funniest thing ever and he was foaming
microwaved a bag of hoola hoops
pulled my mates gf's sister in front of him and her (he was not pleased at that one as he knew I did it to piss him off) - lee don't ask how old she was
and surfed the stairs on a plastic storage box
Posted by fatreg
I'm scheming to pull Lees sister in front of him!!!! hehehehehehehe
Posted by Nanu
On 2008-02-19 22:51:45, fatreg wrote:
I'm scheming to pull Lee in front of his sister!!!! hehehehehehehe
That's just gay!
Posted by fatreg
if chopper is anything to go by on Radio 1 today it might well be that way!
Posted by Twometre
Right now Iam going through a tough time. I thot I will booze for the first time to get myself better but after what nanu did I will never ever booze in my life.
Posted by leeboy13
On 2008-02-19 20:08:28, Luke-the-magic-man wrote:
this one kicked off quickly
Il fill you all in the past weeks events
Obvious collection of road and traffic things
jumped down allot of stairs the otherday ended up in the er with allot of cuts lol (id do it again to lol)
destroyed my camera with a air pistol
went on a milk run last night, got sumin like 18 pints
about 6 am the other day I got a f**k load of bangers then celloptaped them to one of my mates doors and set them off, funniest thing ever and he was foaming
microwaved a bag of hoola hoops
pulled my mates gf's sister in front of him and her (he was not pleased at that one as he knew I did it to piss him off) - lee don't ask how old she was
and surfed the stairs on a plastic storage box
you may aswell say now
hahahah!!
awww the things you aquire while the long walk home.... i have pinched in the past...
-a beer keg - sadly empty
-a bus timetable board thing
-numerous road signs
-a MASSIVE tractor tyre (imbarressingly from a primary school)
- and the milk run.... well lets jujst say one day we woke up to a fridge litterally full of milk! ha!
-oh and a proper old school 'salt shaker'..... you know the chippy white ones....... but i seem to have misplaced that (chips always taste better when salted by one of those bad boys!
Posted by Luke-the-magic-man
On 2008-02-20 09:53:30, leeboy13 wrote:
-oh and a proper old school 'salt shaker'..... you know the chippy white ones....... but i seem to have misplaced that (chips always taste better when salted by one of those bad boys!
yeh man, why is that?
Posted by leeboy13
i have no idea.... and i have lost the equiptment to study it further
lol!
Posted by siamese plantpot
first college party of last year i got my favourite. we were just going to nick someones house number off their front gate but i ended up with the whole gate, an excellent addition to my room id say!
Posted by paul101
i wonder what moderating monstrosity's masseur has came up with after a night out??
Posted by Susana
when I am drunk I keep silent until going to bed now, while cried every time when younger.
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Posted by max_wedge
One time after a work party I went out on my own. I ended up partying with a group of aboriginal people who I'd asked to get me some hooch. At first I thought they'd taken my $25 and split, but they came through, so we lit up a spliff and went from there.
I ended up with this girl (a hottie too), and we tried to get into a club. The bouncer crapped on some garbage about the girl's loo being closed (as if!) and they weren't letting any girls in. Even in my drunken state I realised they didn't want to let an aboriginal girl into their posh club. So on the way out of the reception area, I smashed a big ornamental plate that was on the wall.
Within seconds I had 3 bouncers on top of me!!
I ended up being taken to the watchhouse and done for willful damage. Great night that was. I don't regret it for a second though - racist f@#$ers
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Saturdays effort - a 5 and a half foot tall sign:
Complete with sandbags:
My mate standing next to it for a size comparison:
Oh yes. All my own work, took me bloody ages it was a ten minute walk from my house. The sandbags were a killer, 2 trips! Four trips in all, must have taken me at least an hour. Don't know what the hell i'm going to do with it, it's huge.
Posted by Cycovision
It'd make a great board for playing dominoes on. If you sawed the legs off.
What have I done then?
- Walked from Lancaster to Preston in my bare feet after loosing all of my money and my boots in a card game and then misplacing my socks.
- Woke up in bed in the morning with a fully intact, perfectly formed donner kebab in my shirt pocket.
- Woke up in a police cell after allegedly lighting an exotic cigarette in front of a policewomen and offering her a couple of drags.
- Had my legs waxed, and then the bits further up, for a dare.
- Numerous photo sessions of me dressed in womens clothing.
Christ, that's just the start...
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Posted by methylated_spirit
Coffee table, perhaps?
Posted by thomas93
Pin board?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeah but i'd need a nail gun to put my dental appointments up. YES!
Posted by thomas93
Could put it in front of a road
Posted by methylated_spirit
I'm going to put it back tonight I think, need to be in the derad of night though!
Posted by Davo_169
cracked my kneecap on a letterbox while riding side saddle on the back of a scooter wielding a cricket bat..it was bin night
Posted by nicv27
After celebrating Millwall`s win over sunderland to reach the fa cup final in 2004 a couple of friends and i ran down the middle of the old kent road with dustbins on our heads and one arm extended out of the hole (the yellow ones with hole cut in the side) shouting out "we are the daleks"
After a heavy nite out a group of us went back to a friends house, He being a bit of a light weight went to sleep virtually straight away. So the rest of us transfered the contents of his dinning room in to his lounge and vice versa
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeah my mate lives next to the local bowling club, we took his dining table ad set it up in the middle of the green, complete with cornflakes, toast, and orange juice for the bowlers
Posted by Lo-couk
I used to cycle back home through St Mary's graveyard when I was younger, it used to give me the creeps so I used to really pedal as hard as I could. One night, I was going through the graveyard at full pelt, the next thing I knew was a dog licking my face and a guy standing over me asking if I was OK. I hit a grave stone, went over the handlebars, and grave stone and lost consciousness only to come round about 5am. My bike's front wheel wasn't round anymore, so I had to carry it 3 miles home with the mother of all hangovers.
Posted by Danny_BFC
Not seen you in a while Lo-co
Posted by KingBooker5
Lo-couk
lol Just thinking of a grave yard makes me sh*t my self. What was a guy doing in the grave yard that late!? One of those weirdo undertakers that go round shagging corpses!? Jesus man..