Posted by se_p800
Im bored so made the esato rap battle. Basically you have to make a rap about the poster above you. It can be good or bad or whatever you want.
So the next poster should make a rap about me! But be warned, if you diss me I will pull some banging tunes out from the hat and own your ass! And just to prove how good my rappin is, here is one of my most dissin tunes which dat i have writ:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-up9esvgdA
You may have heard it before!
Let the battle begin
Posted by se_p800
It would seem that rapping is a talent not found on esato
Posted by xell
I'm not absolutely sure if the words I would choose are ok with forum rules.
Posted by J-J
My man Xellar be out with his hoes drinking Stella
Walking round acting big like a true fella
Its pissing down with rain but he forgot his umbrella
So you best step back before he buries you in the cellar
Posted by se_p800
Yeh yeh, JJ, thanks for replyin'
But I cant help think your lyin'
You see my mate Xellar aint the type to drink stella
In fact he's one sensible fella
Im white but who cares,
My rapping causes people to rise from their chairs
JJ you n me best not mess with this ****
Or it will be us who end up in the basement
Get jiggy with it!
Sorry i tent to write a load of crap when im bored
Posted by Miss UK
Yo Yo Se-P800 boutz time you got dem new phone,
with a thing like dat youz best left it at home Lol
Can't think of anything else
Posted by se_p800
Miss UK if you refferin to my avatar
your about a right as a drummer playing a guitar
I have that pic because it is blue
What the phone is called I dont have a clue
I own a different phone:
The letter after f, it be G
no N71 no N72 but N73!
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[ This Message was edited by: se_p800 on 2008-01-19 00:51 ]
Posted by Miss UK
I can see this topic getting nasty lol
P800 why not change your username ?
Posted by se_p800
I wish I did ages ago, but im know as se_p800 everywhere now. Google se_p800 youll see how many forums Im registered at. And it would be too much hassel to change it everywhere lol. I should have chosen a better name when I registered
Posted by Miss UK
Oh well it's less hassle then it's worth
never used a P800 only a P910i
Posted by nocky
hey miss_uk, hear you from bham thats a dump they say
dont take it seriuosly its just a joke, okay?
heard you got hair like spaghetti
and ur water gun aint no match to my machetti
just 4 now ill leave it at that
maybe you should consider hittin me back,
just thought i would give it a try
i read your from bham in another topic lol im from dudley which is close to bham
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[ This Message was edited by: nocky on 2008-01-24 02:13 ]
Posted by se_p800
nocky im sorry but your rhymes are poor,
not like something you'd find at a store
keep working on your rhymes and you will see
That one day youll be as good as me
I wouldnt give up if I were you
even tho your rhymes are poo
Just stick with it, keep wiv da flow
eventually you'll get it and thats fo sho!
only jokin mate 
Posted by mosdelln
se_p800 i would have to disagree,
p800 when did that phone come out.......1993??
its about time you changed your name,
this is what we call a rap battle and you dont know how to play da game!
anywayz im off 2 work 2 earn some money,
now tell these esatoers something they dont know about me.
Peace
Posted by methylated_spirit
There was a young dude called mosdellin
who's bum was most certainly smellin'
He went for a bath
To clean out his gash
Which he then went out and started sellin'
More of a limerick, that.
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
A limerick well worth the read though!
Posted by fatevdestiny
Muhummad-Oli he is the man
couldnt lift his ass off the can
Haha thats my attempt
I'm more Dr Pepper than Dr Dre lol
Posted by Cycovision
Yo, what's with this guy dissin me and Dr. Pepper?
leavin me in the corner all alone like a lepper?
Thinkin: "Hey, man, he's trying to take all that I have"
'Cos he thinks I'm a rapper but I'm only a chav so,
Take your bling, your car and your rhyme and
Wrap it up and stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cos the Cyco's here for y'all to see
And that's gonna be your fate of destiny!
Posted by leeboy13
check out dis man cyco,
surely he be writng many a typo,
his hair is long,
he must hit the bong,
someone give dat boy a gun,
we'll see a whole lotta fun!
Posted by Cycovision
Yeah, stalking around like a cat in the alley
ripping up the mike on the hill and in the valley
yo, leeboy rules with his rhymes running deep
but only in the winter when there aren't any sheep
like his wellies, stuck in the mud and subdued
He think's hes rapping clever but he's just being rude
calls it old skool, yeah but it 'aint got no soul
Cos he's busy munching leeks and digging up coal.
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
On 2008-01-25 13:27:57, fatevdestiny wrote:
I'm more Dr Pepper than Dr Dre lol
fatevdestiny? yeah well I choose fate.
Your fate is to lose this rap battle, mate.
My rhymes float like a butterfly and sting like a bee,
Now nobody here can beat Muhummad-Oli,
Your way too slow thats why you can't catch me,
I'll tell you why you're not quick, fatevdestiny:
Coz I used to read your name, first syllable fat.
You're just like Dr. Pepper, yeah your notes are flat.
As always, I'm just joking
Cheers.
Posted by fatevdestiny
Haha am taking a beating here
Thats it am leaving.
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Cycovision yeah, he seems to rhyme with ease,
But really making those rhymes must be a breeze.
Just stick some words together on the same line, then,
Put down some more words making sure they rhyme, and,
Hopefully someone will think it sounds cool, but,
This guy sounds like he's straight outta Ice T's rap school!
See, when you write rhymes they gotta make sense,
Otherwise your sh*t gets slammed up against a fence!
Oh!
EDIT: Spelling.
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[ This Message was edited by: Muhummad-Oli on 2008-01-25 13:18 ]
Posted by Cycovision
Clashing with Oli? "oh gee man, I'm sorry" but winning this battle is like taking a lolly
from a kid; cos you see that his rhymes are just folly
it's raining outside side, hey mom, where's my brolly?
Posted by methylated_spirit
Yo Yo Yo his name is cycovision
It's him that I am dissin'
He's always on a mission
To dress in ladies fashion (shoehorn time!)
Posted by Cycovision
Fashion? I dress with a passion but ration my verse,
to fit in my bag with my new gucci purse
but yo, this guy meths he just lets it all out
in a shout, wriggles his bum and goes making a pout
lettin you know that he's ready for you,
to go to the bar and buy his special brew
[ This Message was edited by: Cycovision on 2008-01-25 13:53 ]
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Methylated Spirit,
You can tell he isn't with it.
On his ass is where I'll pin it, coz,
Anyone can see,
Hes just a donkey,
Droning around like fatevdestiny.
Yeah he rhymes even worse than Cyco,
Couldn't even get to places I go,
With my rhymes coz they're so much better,
Carry this on and your faces will only get redder.
Break it down now!
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[ This Message was edited by: Muhummad-Oli on 2008-01-25 13:59 ]
Posted by mosdelln
Muhammad_Oli,
Oh my dayz,
you are a cheap immitation,
watch out for the sting,
im quick and you know it,
so watch out for me,
im Mosdelln
Watch out................Im the Bee!!!
......abit weak i know
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[ This Message was edited by: mosdelln on 2008-01-26 14:30 ]
Posted by nocky
mosdelln that hardly rhyme
u should realy take your time
maybe then it'll be as good as mine
my lyrics ar are class
you should consider givein rapin a pass
otherwise youll be kissin my ass
lol just a bit of fun wb
Posted by Adz21
So this guy nocky be coming out cocky,
banging out rhymes, ill give you two times.
you wont beat me, i'm the esato G!
lyrically smooth, check out these lines!
So sort your life out and build me a shrine
you're on the decline,I'm here to refine
this rap shits mine you best go resign
Posted by mosdelln
Ohhh my god nocky,
You rhyme like a girl, but thats OK
with a username like nocky....watch out im Rocky!
ill give you a left, ill give you a right,
ive got rhymes to cuss you all night!
youll go down in less than 5 rounds,
but what do they say???
nocky your the clown!
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[ This Message was edited by: mosdelln on 2008-01-28 10:28 ]
Posted by Adz21
mosdelln cut the crap and stop yelling
im not asking you, im telling!
Im excelling, and you need expelling!
Hit me with a right, ill show you how to bite,
with rhymes this tight, its already night night!
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Posted by mosdelln
Adz calm down, take a chill pill,
i bust rhymes which make you ill,
yet i bet you come back....try and give me a whack!
But then ill bust rhymes which make you have an anxiety attack,
maybe its time for me to retire???
nah....... i dont think so im like a sexual desire!
Peace
Dont mean anything by it.
Posted by SE76
sorry to say this but none of u guys can rhyme
shine or fade to gray u´ll get left behind
time after time I rewind
looking on esato
S - E phones Domo arigato
thank you very much
such pleasure being here
seeing the dear next phone
text phone ? nah going for the W
not George but I like the bush
dont blush cause I´m a bit dirty
hush can I look up your skirty
giving points 890 your my baby
or maybe I prefere the beibei
time will tell
my rhyme is done so for now farewell.
Posted by wlz
man i'm de new boy in de block
got a lot of ships in de dock
wanna join in with de dissin
but still confused whu i'm gon end up pissin
any body whu wanna challenge me listen
dere's a new man in de top of de food chain
just 15 but got a lot of game
remember wLz dats my name
anybody dat challenge me will be put 2 shame