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Posted by Cycovision
Have you noticed how many companies have started ripping off the 'iSomething' trend lately? There's the iShave for starters and I've just seen an ad for an "iClean CD and DVD disc cleaner".

So let's all get in there before the marketing gurus register the intellectual and copy rights for every potential iThing you can think of and maybe one of us will make a lot of money!

I propose the iPants:



They do exactly the the same as any other pants but they're just one hell of a lot cooler and they don't accidentally fall down as often .

Post your iThings!


Posted by arien617
iPenis but the photo's too inappropriate for esato..

Posted by Cycovision
Yup, there's only room for one d**k on Esato and that's me

Photos are not compulsory by the way...

Posted by fatreg
I've been thinking long and hard about this and I quite fancy the idea of an iPhone.. do you think my idea will take off?

and before you bite my head off..

it's a cordless house phone that uses GSM so c an be used anywhere.....

Posted by Cycovision
I was thinking more along the lines of other things that we could maybe register for peanuts and sell for a lot of money when some madcap company wishes to start making it.

Like the iNun, a small plastic model nun that automatically says hail mary's for you when you commit a sin. Or the i-Light, a torch that connects to the universal light server subscription service which only offers light for free during daylight hours.

Posted by whizkidd
I-suck!! For baby feeding bottles

Posted by Cycovision
^^^^

Excellent! That's the idea!

Posted by fatreg
iPatch?

for when you need to cover one's eye?

Posted by tranced
what about an i-eye?

for when you need to look an object to an i-distance from you

Posted by whizkidd
iSight - The term used if a person who has been blind since the day Apple was born and suddenly is able to see now.

Posted by Nanu
iGlass!?



Posted by Cycovision
Marvelous!

Keep them coming...

Posted by fatreg
iLawyer....

for when one might need one!!

Posted by Nanu
Whoops Double Post!

[ This Message was edited by: Nanu on 2007-12-07 18:22 ]

Posted by whizkidd
iFart - a collective term for every fart that an be heard from a distance of more than 6.39 metres.

Posted by Nanu
Presenting Nanu's iCrapper for when you are caught short!



Posted by whizkidd
Do we get the iFlush free with that?

Posted by Nanu

On 2007-12-07 19:37:42, whizkidd wrote:
Do we get the iFlush free with that?



Only with the first 100 sold!

Posted by Cycovision
What about a small LCD display that clips to your belt and delivers technology and geek based jokes via an RSS feed?

The iSayiSayiSay...

Posted by Nanu
Introducing the iPc......................................



A PC that actually works without crashing or suffering from viruses!

Posted by tranced
it's a nice iconcept. microsoft should start doing that in a new future.

Posted by Cycovision
The iShed?



Posted by Nanu
The iMmac hair removal kit?



Posted by QVGA
i do.
and bam! screwed for life!

Posted by DickySnapples
i love my new iBeer, so convenient





glad i paid the extra for the itoilet too



Posted by deluded
iThought, the ability to make false assumptions and make one's ignorance an excuse for every possible mistake.

And @Cyco, regarding your torch, I think I may have a similar contraption. The iTorch, a solar-powered torch that only works when there is strong sunlight.

And one more, the iCycle, a bike powered by a dynamo that's powered by your legs! At 80% efficiency, it's almost as good as cycling! Oh... Wait a minute...

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Posted by *Jojo*
iSATO . . . much much BETTER than: Esato


translation:

Only Take A Sony Iphone . . .

Posted by razec
i SonyEricsson - for all SE Fans!

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[ This Message was edited by: razec on 2007-12-08 02:03 ]

Posted by arien617
iDiot?



Posted by *Jojo*
iDOL




Posted by carkitter

On 2007-12-07 18:54:10, fatreg wrote:
I've been thinking long and hard about this and I quite fancy the idea of an iPhone.. do you think my idea will take off?

and before you bite my head off..

it's a cordless house phone that uses GSM so c an be used anywhere.....



Sorry, Vodafone beat you to it - Vodafone At Home

Posted by razec
iZ2PID = for those who speak nonsense

Posted by paul101
i have a shovel!!


















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Posted by methylated_spirit
iswear a lot

Posted by procterdc
itype

Apples new intellectual keyboard maybe???

*Self activating back light for when its dark
*Charger dock etc
*Bluetooth connection

Can't think of anything else at the mo




Posted by max_wedge
iXperia

Posted by Angello
iShakecontrol

f***ing bastards stole this from SE!!!

Posted by mcrosser
iUSB

better than firewire

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Here's something I thought of and made myself. Just a quick jobby:



Posted by Cycovision
Oooh yes, I like that one

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Cheers.

Posted by razec
amazing! kills rexona hands down

Posted by Miss UK
iMoan for people who moan alot.

Posted by Muhammad-Oli

On 2008-09-21 10:16:34, razec wrote:
amazing! kills rexona hands down



Sssshhhhhhh... Rexona *cough* what's that?

Posted by thomas93
Good one Oli


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