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Posted by whizkidd
Has anyone managed to find out?


Posted by goldenface
To prove he wasn't chicken?

Posted by whizkidd
Nah.. I think he just wanted to know how this side of the road looks from the other side.. but this is just one of the many possibilities.

Posted by OffLineR
Chicken didn't know that she was crossing the road.

Posted by BobaFett
hope this helps

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/[....]_the_chicken_cross_the_road%3F

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Why did the ghost cross the road?

Posted by whizkidd
Please stick to the topic. I see that we're losing focus. We'll contemplate on the ghost issue once we have this sorted.






Posted by QVGA
because there was a sexy chicken of the opposite sex on the other side, or the same sex if the chicken in question is gay.
hope that helped.

Posted by Nyb

On 2007-12-03 12:29:58, QVGA wrote:
because there was a sexy chicken of the opposite sex on the other side, or the same sex if the chicken in question is gay.
hope that helped.



gay?? don't you mean lesbian cuz a chicken is female

[ This Message was edited by: Nyb on 2007-12-03 13:50 ]

Posted by whizkidd
Lord its getting cocky in here.

Eureka!!

The chicken crossed the road 'cause there was a handsome cock on the other side.




Posted by Muhammad-Oli

On 2007-12-03 11:57:00, whizkidd wrote:
Please stick to the topic. I see that we're losing focus. We'll contemplate on the ghost issue once we have this sorted.













Oh my bad... let me know when you're interested!

Posted by QVGA

On 2007-12-03 14:55:00, whizkidd wrote:
Lord its getting cocky in here.



Eureka!!



The chicken crossed the road 'cause there was a handsome cock on the other side.








so i was right

Posted by paul101
kinna reminds me of this





they crossed the road coz the lorry tipped over!

Posted by KCC4
The chicken crossed the road to cross another road.

No seriously...

Posted by NightBlade
Here's a quote from the wikipedia page:
Martin Luther King Jr.: "I have a dream that one day chickens will be able to cross roads without having their motives called into question."

lmao

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Alright this thread is dying. So i'll tell you the answer to my joke:

Q. Why did the ghost cross the road?

A. To get to the other side!

Hahahahaha! Do you get it? The other side! Hilarious.

Posted by himlims_nl
....
to become a hot chicken?

Posted by QVGA

On 2007-12-04 15:21:31, Muhummad-Oli wrote:
Alright this thread is dying. So i'll tell you the answer to my joke:

Q. Why did the ghost cross the road?

A. To get to the other side!

Hahahahaha! Do you get it? The other side! Hilarious.


you killed this thread...

Posted by blackspot
maybe the chicken crossed the road because it saw a ghost crossing.

Posted by *Jojo*
The chicken CROSSED the ROAD because he WANTED to JOIN Col. Sanders on the other side . . .

Posted by fatevdestiny
Why did the chicken cross the road is one of the widest jokes ever. Its a simple answer but makes people think lol

[ This Message was edited by: fatevdestiny on 2007-12-05 02:31 ]

Posted by Muhammad-Oli

On 2007-12-04 17:58:36, QVGA wrote:

On 2007-12-04 15:21:31, Muhummad-Oli wrote:
Alright this thread is dying. So i'll tell you the answer to my joke:

Q. Why did the ghost cross the road?

A. To get to the other side!

Hahahahaha! Do you get it? The other side! Hilarious.


you killed this thread...



No I just brought it back to life!

Posted by whizkidd
Quote:

On 2007-12-05 03:30:14, fatevdestiny wrote:
Why did the chicken cross the road is one of the widest jokes ever. Its a simple answer but makes people think lol

[ This Message was edited by: fatevdestiny on 2007-12-05 02:31 ]



WHAT is the answer is the qestion here.

Posted by *Jojo*
The CHICKEN crossed the STREET because her head was cut-off and did NOT know where to GO to . . .




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Posted by himlims_nl
... because *Jojo* farted

Posted by fatevdestiny

On 2007-12-05 09:08:00, whizkidd wrote:
Quote:


On 2007-12-05 03:30:14, fatevdestiny wrote:

Why did the chicken cross the road is one of the widest jokes ever. Its a simple answer but makes people think lol



[ This Message was edited by: fatevdestiny on 2007-12-05 02:31 ]






WHAT is the answer is the qestion here.



The answer is to get to the other side. I mean if I were to cross the road it would be for the same reason


Posted by *Jojo*

On 2007-12-05 13:21:58, himlims_nl wrote:
... because *Jojo* farted



. . . if SO, it's NOT only the chick that have crossed the road mate . . . but the WHOLE human race ! Mine is as GOOD as an A-Bomb . . . fyi !

Posted by methylated_spirit
To get to KFC to eat some finger lickin southern fried brethern

Posted by DJcreamz
To find meths!!!

Posted by Cycovision
Gordon Bennett, it's like buses! One turns up and then another one straight after!

Has Esato turned into a bloody hostel or something?

Welcome back Mr. Creamz!

Posted by DJcreamz
I followed his herpes trail, it took years but i finnaly tracked him down

Heidi ho mR Cyco

Posted by methylated_spirit
Jumping Jehovah! It's Ryan Creamer, hero of the Spurious Universe! How goes it, sailor?

Posted by DJcreamz
Awesome mate, and u say spurious, i still got the link for that site, i can send u if u want, read it a while back, some funny stuff on there

Posted by methylated_spirit
Yeah man. Well, we are two very funny guys! Along with the rest of the SN crew. Ahh, them was the days.

I think the chicken crossed the road to get to the Jobcentre, as he got fired after the government introduced laws against battery farming.

Posted by max_wedge
okay so we know that the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, but WHY did the chicken need to get to the other side? That's the real unanswered question.

Posted by Cycovision
"Because it's there."

Same as mountain climbers.

Posted by fatreg
f*ck me!

creamz is back!

could today get any schweeter?

I think not!

Sod the chicken

Posted by max_wedge
maybe it crossed the road to get away from meths...

Posted by methylated_spirit

On 2007-12-07 23:55:08, fatreg wrote:

Sod the chicken




Ahh, that's why it wanted to cross the road, reginald here was wanting to sodomize the poor wee clucker.

Posted by andr3w1984
to get to the other side? ..

Posted by max_wedge

On 2007-12-10 11:25:00, methylated_spirit wrote:

On 2007-12-07 23:55:08, fatreg wrote:

Sod the chicken




Ahh, that's why it wanted to cross the road, reginald here was wanting to sodomize the poor wee clucker.


I knew it had to be one of you

Posted by *Jojo*
@CHICKEN who crossed the ROAD - Just always REMEMBER that WHEREVER you ARE . . . . . . YOU are THERE !

Posted by Burgaz
why did the chicken cross the road?

To see Neil Buchanan?

Posted by DickySnapples
...to give Neil Buchanan a new set of massive pencils

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Posted by methylated_spirit
Neil Buchanan made a massive art attack chicken out of bin bags and hay, it was so big it touched both sides of the road. Shame he didn't get hit by a bus while doing it.

Posted by himlims_nl
... because the monster of log ness has been found


http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=159916

Posted by Burgaz
I just saw the monster of Log Ness in my toilet...

Posted by methylated_spirit
Touche'


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