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Posted by fannypad
This thread is jokes.

After reading it, I searched for Bluetooth-enabled phones on the London Metro with my T68i a few times, and sent them some weird and nasty pictures, along with messages saying "You will be f**ked by ketamine". The looks on the phone users' faces were quite funny.

But what I don't understand at all is all the ridiculous childish nonsense about everyone sending messages like "Nokia Sucks!", "Sony Ericsson Rules!" or "Get a real phone!!!" etc etc.

Who gives a toss what phone other people have? What, do you lot feel insecure for owning a Sony Ericsson? Jealous of the 7650's built-in camera and superior processing power? If you have the chance to send someone an anonymous message without their consent, why on earth would you think of sending such sad messages as "BUY SONY ERICSSON!!!"???

I love my T68i, but I don't have a sad fetish for Sony Ericsson products. Nokia phones, whilst lacking in some areas, are solid products, especially the 7650. Why all the hostility towards them? People buy whatever phones they like.

All this silly immature childish "bluejacking" is quite sad. At least use your imagination and sense of humour to send stuff which will make people laugh/feel confused/disgusted, instead of wondering what kind of sad zealot sent them a "n0kia SUXXX!!!!!1111" business card.


Posted by shithappens
point noted!!! but do refer my earlier post in this here thread on opinions...i believe its only a coupla pages before this....

...imho, the guys here can send the other party anything they wanna...its a free and democratic society after all...if u r saddened by the fact that folks like to rub in the fact that nokia sux (and i personally think that it does sux), DON"T!!

u just carry on sendin watever u wanna and we'll do exactly the same...the thread is aimed at sharing all our adventures/escapades...no need in flaming the rest on how to tailor their messages ok.....

if u haf a wonderful suggestion (which i noted u haf...in sending stuff that confuses the other party)...just post it here and u may even convert the whole lot of us.....good on ya!!

and rules 'em all....after all SE could mean Superior Equipment as one poster happily pointed out.......take care and haf fun jackin....

Posted by girigiom
@ all:

I personally agree with all of those who would rather not have a Bjack site. Having said this, I live in a place where I doubt there are many people who know about the existence of this forum and therefore would not be informed on Bjacking. I don't think it is good to make public though. I like the idea of it being "our little secret". If it did become general practice it would not be as fun......



Posted by shithappens
this sms is wat i've been printing via to brick users of late, u might wanna try it too...message reads as follows:

I yam re ToDD it. I yam SOFA king re ToDD it.
(Please read this out loud to learn meaning. The louder the better. Its in English)

The recipient will get it sooner or later......cheers!!

For those who are slow or plainly lazy and would like a translation...please post and i'll let u in on the little secret!!!

_________________
"Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip outta man's genitals through his wallet."

[ This Message was edited by: shithappens on 2003-02-18 09:21 ]

Posted by Santini
Due to popular demand, there will be NO bluejacking.tk. At least, I won't create one.

Although I'm yet to do my first "hunt", I find the idea of bluejacking very entertaining. A dedicated site and msg board was the first thing that came to my mind, but since most people around here (which, again, according to the majority, are the people who do most of the blujacking) don't want such a site, I'll delete the redirection. nic.tk should release the domain within 90 days for anyone who would like to have it.

Santini

Posted by the_godfather
Yo all, it has to be said, bluejackin is possibly the best thing since sliced bread, yes, its true, You've started a monster ajack, and good on ya.
Off into town, catch as many brickheads as possible off gaurd, as you've said the looks on their faces are a site for sore eyes, so im looking forward to it:D
Nice1 Ajack
Chris

Posted by cyanx7
@all:

everybody's gotta do wot everybody's gotta do... if it's a site, do it... don't give me dat secret shit though... the site builder (forgot name - sorry!) has a point - bluejackin is allready public... dat's tha hole point of it... sharing the stories is sometimes more fun that blujackin alltogether... go for it if u must.

Posted by the_godfather
@Synax - I agree, making a Bluejacking site would turn the fun of BJ'ing into a kind of silliness....Although Bluejackin is actually great making a site i think would be taking it too far and also synax, your right sharing the stories has to be the best bit!

Posted by girigiom
Quote:

On 2003-02-18 12:21, cyanx7 wrote:
@all:

... sharing the stories is sometimes more fun that blujackin alltogether... go for it if u must.




Cyanx, that's why we are here! There's lots of ways to share stories....

I agree with you...in the sense that if someone wants to create a BJ site they can do what they want! Furthermore, if there was one I'd probably happily visit it even though I don't see the need for one....and I don't seem to be the only one who doesn't....

Posted by Santini
@cyanx7

Do you know "Geocaching"?

Short version of a long story (as far as I know it): someone started geocaching.com to support the idea/sport/hobby of geocaching. I don't know whether he coined the term. However, there's been some disagreement lately about the way he runs this site, accepts (or doesn' accept) help or proposals or just tries to make this site "his" site. IMHO, this is not how a site about a new idea/sport/hobby should be run.

I would have liked to spend some time working on a dedicated site to support bluejacking, because I really like the idea. What - sorry for being blunt - pisses me off, is that some people treat the whole idea as some kind of secret.

I found this thread via a German board, which handles more than one brand of mobile phones. SE (still being my personal favourite, although I own more than one Nokia) is only one of them. And the link is not even in the Nokia or SE section, it's in the PDA section. So much for secrecy.

I see bjacking as a way to have fun with inexperienced people, who don't know the features of their expensive phones. Let them find out about bjacking. Let them disable their BT recognition. I say that anyone who is "smart" enough to avoid being bjacked has done his homework and should enjoy his peace. As long as someone doesn't know or doesn't care, the game is open.

If the people I'd like to support (i.e. the people who came up with the idea in the first place) don't want my support, so be it. The most important opinion to me is Ajack's. He wrote that he's neither really pro nor really con, but that he would rather not see a dedicated site.

Santini

Posted by girigiom
Quote:

On 2003-02-18 13:12, Santini wrote:

What - sorry for being blunt - pisses me off, is that some people treat the whole idea as some kind of secret.





Santini, I see your point...maybe you're right;

Anyway it's not that important..... sooner or later we'll get tired of Bjacking and it won't really matter....



Posted by cyanx7
Quote:
Anyway it's not that important..... sooner or later we'll get tired of Bjacking and it won't really matter....



@girigiom: OR NOT... perhaps we can only make that assumption in "if" land who's to say that we're not seeing the birth of a phenomenon?... everybody's got a cellular phone these days and everybody likes f*cking around with other people, right? besides i think creating a site could spread more effectively the word of ajack (take it easy, dude!), than here at an esato topic... it was probabbly a big coincidence for many bluejackers to even find this topic... maybe even u and me! think about it.

@santini (got u're name now! ): i think we had to listen what ajack had to say like shithappens stated... he was the one that got all of us playing pranks in the first place... i wouldn't think of bluejacking myself, i don't know about the lot of u... he's not gonna tie u up, so...
do what u please... but try to stick with the concept we share here at esato, ok? it would be sad to see bluejacking turning into something other than what it really is...
tell me when it's ready and i'll take a peep!




[ This Message was edited by: cyanx7 on 2003-02-18 13:10 ]

Posted by Playahata
Quote:

On 2003-02-16 00:13, MeNaCe wrote:

Within about a minute of walking in my mate had detected a bluetooth connection and said to me (not very discretely) "I got one" then proceeded to sent a message: "Nokia's suck dick".





The m8 being me. It was so funny when the assistant shouted who got Bluetooth.

Have to try Brighton this weekend Menace


[ This Message was edited by: Playahata on 2003-02-18 13:37 ]

Posted by the_godfather
Lol sounds quality, I can imagine the look on the guys face, strange question to shout out in the middle of a shop though any way, nice pull
Chris

Posted by shithappens
@cyanx7: very well said my fren..couldn't haf put it better myself. Let's rock n roll. Let's not get 2 serious on the whole thing. I still think ajack started this in the name of fun. Let's keep it dat way. I know i'm gonna. Will be trying my luck at the airport 2morrow. Wish of luck mates.

Posted by girigiom
Quote:


@girigiom: OR NOT... perhaps we can only make that assumption in "if" land who's to say that we're not seeing the birth of a phenomenon?...



Of course! My mistake.... i meant "if".....

The pure essence of it is having fun, as already mentioned various times on this thread, so let's enjoy it, share our stories and what will be, will be!

Posted by fannypad
Bloody hell...

Websites, user guides, long-winded debates on the ethics of bluejacking??!?

For f**k's sake people, all you're doing is sending messages to people!

Of course it's highly amusing and rewarding, but come on, YOU'RE ONLY SENDING MESSAGES.

I think some of you on here should lighten up, stop sending "Nokia SUCKS!!!" messages, get a sense of humour and start with the proper terrorisation. Shithappens has got the right idea... try to confuse, amuse and just plain have jokes with the person that's come up on your screen after a discover. Not send sad messages telling them that their phone is shit.

Oh well, time for another line of ketamine...

Posted by JohnM
@fannypad - everyone is having fun thats what its about. You should lighten up and put your dummy back in LOL

Posted by wapmanse
Hi friends! Today at apr. 12.15 in the Sthlm city centre I made my first confirmed BJ...:-) A 6310i was the receiver and the tactics was search lunch rest. and it was a sucsses! Cheers!

Posted by Santini
I would like to take a quick'n'dirty poll:

http://bluejacking.the-human-race.de/board/

Participation would be greatly appreciated

@fannypad

Ethics and debates ain't my topic A website is.

People set up websites about all kinds of stuff. Setting up websites is as much a hobby as bluejacking. Or not, depending on your definition of a hobby.

I remember seeing some site about Walmart receipts, where visitors would comment on the purchases. Where's the sense in that?

Santini

[ This Message was edited by: Santini on 2003-02-18 15:07 ]

Posted by cyanx7
Quote:
Websites, user guides, long-winded debates on the ethics of bluejacking??!?

For f**k's sake people, all you're doing is sending messages to people!

Of course it's highly amusing and rewarding, but come on, YOU'RE ONLY SENDING MESSAGES.



@fannypad:

it's like this: when u're "serious" about having fun... the whole process of fun must be dessicated properly. we must discuss it like it's a national issue, dude... but (hey!) - don't get me wrong - i'm sure there's a lot of important debatable questions for u in any other topic right around here somewhere, friend!!!!!

here's one 4 u: i heard London bridge is falling down... wanna check that out and then get back to me on the issue?
(just pulling u're leg - don't take it seriously, ok? )


[ This Message was edited by: cyanx7 on 2003-02-18 16:02 ]

Posted by loonee
hello, anyone out there try this trick?

create a "note" Free drinks, just by showing us your mobile phone at the counter. And use any local cafe's name as the sender, eg. Starbucks Coffee or Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf or Coffee Club...whatever you want it to be.




Posted by MeNaCe
@Playahata Welcome to the forum dude. Yeah we gotta hook up again this weekend and go jackin' Brighton for real. Plenty of busy shopping areas, pubs, train station etc, will be fun!!

Just been paid too so u know i gotta get them AI's coz apparently all u need is a pair of these nuttin else!

Oh yeah one more thing.......

@wapmanse you had better not shorten jackin' to 'BJ' because a BJ means something totally different (you get me?!?)

Holla Squalla

_________________
Who shot me but ya punks didn't finish now you about to feel the wrath of the MeNaCe.

[ This Message was edited by: MeNaCe on 2003-02-18 18:54 ]

Posted by shithappens
At the airport now. Score 2 4 Shithappens, 0 4 2 bricks. Printed the free drinks message n hung round the cafe but no takers. Guess they're all in a trance like most brick users are. Haha.

Posted by MeNaCe
@loonee
Like your idea of free drink etc...

Since i have had most luck in the mobile phone shops how about a message saying 'free years insurance with any mobile' or 'buy one, get one free - any phone' or even '£300 cash back on any phone' that should cause a bit of fun/confusion!

Posted by sking1547
Who the hell cares what you did. I would not trade my nokia 6100 for any se.


Posted by punkserb
Quote:

On 2003-02-19 03:22, sking1547 wrote:
Who the hell cares what you did. I would not trade my nokia 6100 for any se.



This message was posted from a Nokia




thats great! i'm glad you are satisfied! and i for one care what he did because i find this thread very amusing. if you don't care about it, why did you post?

Posted by dBAGZiq
hello...im new to this forum...been using my t68 for about 3 months...i go here just getting some pictures to download...then get bored...went to see some new tricks and found this topic just yesterday...

i love bluejacking...at work i bluejacked one "phone"...then after work i bluejacked at g4 with a phone named sasha...then told her that she just been bluejacked!...2 succesful attempts and one failed...its addicting!

Posted by Necrosis
@GAMaus:

Cool pic man!

Posted by shithappens
Good day me fellow blue jackers. Good pickin 4 me 2day. Had me a coupla more bricks. At the pub now. Wish me luck.

Posted by Caveman
I'm on a training course this afternoon. I won't be able to resist a quick search for some bricks

Posted by shithappens
@santini: no worries mate. No offense taken. Now i haf yr icq no! :-D cheers.

Posted by Santini
Much to my suprise, the poll is 22:3 at the moment, in favour of a dedicated bjacking site.

Ok, who are the silent supporters?

Santini

Posted by cyanx7
@santini:

allready voted and registered... i guess i'm number two, right

looks beautiful congratulations! would be better if u could translate all of the site, though... my 2 years as "deutche studenten" didn't pay off very well...
i mean - i passed all right... but it's been 2 much time since i took the last test... viele zeit - vieleicht (?) 10 jahre...

Posted by Santini
@cyanx7

Thanks

However, that msg board is a ready-to-install version. I'll check whether there's a complete translation available somewhere.

If there's gonna be a bjacking website (FAQ, Tutorial, pics, etc.), it's either 100% English or bi-langual German/English.

Santini

Posted by chrisgray999
@Santini: i am in favour of the bluejacking website, as i said before i was going to do one ages ago, but my post was just saying what i thought the general feeling was... If u need help on php/hosting etc, you can ask me, i am happy to provide login scripts etc... Let me know! Cheers, Chris

Posted by fannypad
Quote:

On 2003-02-18 16:59, cyanx7 wrote:
here's one 4 u: i heard London bridge is falling down... wanna check that out and then get back to me on the issue?
(just pulling u're leg - don't take it seriously, ok? )



Oh dear... that really was quite spectacularly lame.

Anyway, on the bluejacking front, the other day before going out, I recorded a new answering machine message on my spare SIM card.

Then, I renamed my T68i to "UK Telecoms Authority" and created a new SMS which read:
"Your handset has been logged in our national database as being involved in fraudulent activity. Please call below number for further information. If no contact is made within 24 hours, your handset will be blacklisted immediately."

I ended the message with a contact number for my spare SIM card, which was obviously set to answerphone. Now, the answerphone message which I recorded said in an official voice: "Welcome to the UK Telecoms Authority fraud division. The phone in your posession has been linked to fraudulent activity and details have been passed on to the Police, who will trace your location and take relevant action. If you feel this information is incorrect, please dial Crimestoppers on BLAH BLAH quoting reference number 1337_455"

Yeah, I know it's long-winded, but f**k me did it work a treat.

I was sat in a small cafe with a few mates, and explained the trick to them. It didn't take long for me to find a few targets.

The first couple of messages were sent, but I didn't see anyone receive them. Then after another one or two tries, my mate pointed me in the direction of a bloke in a suit holding a 6310 looking very distressed, then proceeding to make a phone call. We could all hear what he was saying as it was a small cafe, and he went mad at the Crimestoppers operator after dictating the "reference number" I gave him and obviously being told that nobody knew what the f**k he was talking about.

He then stormed out of the cafe with an evil look on his face, and we were all in stitches on the floor.

It was pure hilarity... the dude was totally mindfucked by the whole thing.

Excellent fun.

[ This Message was edited by: fannypad on 2003-02-20 06:19 ]

Posted by shithappens
@fannypad: quit flaming the rest of my buddies here okay...yr point and message has been noted so put the matter to rest already....we also thank you for your input....cheers!!

btw, your last post was a real piece of work!!! now that's wat i call class....keep on jackin.....and haf fun while at it....

Posted by fannypad
Shithappens, sorry if that's how it came across, but I didn't actually flame any of your "buddies" or further any of my previous posts. I was just making a factual statement about someone's really pathetic excuse for a joke... which even you have to admit was very lame. If I make shit jokes, I expect to be told about it too.

Anyway, I'm glad you liked my little bluejacking scenario, I'll continue to do it to as many people as possible.

What I was thinking of doing is replacing the number for Crimestoppers with the number of a mate's phone (who's with me at the time obviously), so that I can continue the wind-up in person. Also, this way if the person being terrorised decides to retaliate, he'll have my mate's number to call, not mine

Oh, and next time I find a discoverable phone, I'll be sure to send a "N0KIA RULEZZZ, ERIKSON SUXXZ DICKS!!!!!1111" message.

Posted by shithappens
wicked!! totally wicked and awesome!!! reverse psychology works wonders too....

i LIKE it!!! dun stop posting ok....cheers!!

_________________
"Ah, yes, divorce......., from the Latin word meaning to rip outta man's genitals through his wallet."

[ This Message was edited by: shithappens on 2003-02-20 07:12 ]

Posted by benjamingreenau
This thread rocks. I know i havent posted much (actually this is my first (yay:D)) but this tread is going to make my life in three days so much better. i am actually getting a t68i.

oh and how do i vote for a bluejacking website?

Posted by Necrosis
@benjamingreenau:

Hey m8! Glad 2 know that another soul is converted 2 Bluejacking

There's no poll at the moment on the possibility of publishing a jacking site. Nevertheless you've already said it!

Personally, I don't really care if the site is up or not. jacking will be broadly known either way... It's common sense! Everyone have/will try this jacking stuff even if they haven't read about it!

I agree with you m8: this thread has changed my life!

_________________
t68i rulzzz!

[ This Message was edited by: Necrosis on 2003-02-20 09:35 ]

Posted by shithappens
@benjamingreenau: welcome mate....glad to hear u are gonna get a t68i....u won't regret it!!! i'm sure u'll also find this here thread an immense source of fun and good reading articles ....cheers mate and do post back after you've had your very 1st jackin episode....

Posted by girigiom
Quote:

On 2003-02-18 17:47, loonee wrote:
hello, anyone out there try this trick?

create a "note" Free drinks, just by showing us your mobile phone at the counter. And use any local cafe's name as the sender, eg. Starbucks Coffee or Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf or Coffee Club...whatever you want it to be.





Evolution of the "free drinks" joke:

Yesterday I went to one of those huge media stores and tried the trick saying that a free cd would be given to those who had received the message and showed up at one of the cashiers.......

I thought it would sounds very credible in a media store!!!!

The only thing is that even though I got the message through to a poor 6310i owner....I didn't get to see him/her in action 'cause I didn't manage to spot my victim.....shame.....




Posted by shithappens
christ!! this's catchin on like wild fire man....gotta get back to civilisation (or at least places where they have reputable cafes, cd shops etc) and haf a go....tried at the airport cafe a coupla days back but there were no takers.....i think this's gonna be the next in thing man....really get to screw up a nok user's mind.......it's too delicious to even think out loud.....just hope i dun laugh till i piss me pants

Posted by girigiom
Question:

we're all sharing our bjacking experiences here...and all the victims seem to be nokia users.....
Has anyone bjacked fellow SE owners?

Posted by Necrosis
@girigiom:

Never came across a m8. But if you name your phone, it's difficult to become aware of the jacked victim...
Probably, when I spot one m8, I'll send him cool gifs and not poke him.

After all, is a brotherhood!

Posted by shithappens
phones are built in a way u can only detect if the operational mode is set to Discoverable...in that sense it's almost impossible to jack it....unlike the nokia sets....in any case, phone users will almost alwiz customise the name of the phone so it's darn easy to distinguish....it would be great to be able to detect a fellow user....and like necrosis says...we could then swap cool stuff.....the day will come soon enuf...in the meantime, it's just us and the bricks!!!! and u know wat that mean ....LOTSA FUN!!!

Posted by Playahata
And you think its funny to jam up the crimestoppers operator? Thats just sick m8.


Quote:

On 2003-02-20 07:17, fannypad wrote:
Quote:

On 2003-02-18 16:59, cyanx7 wrote:
here's one 4 u: i heard London bridge is falling down... wanna check that out and then get back to me on the issue?
(just pulling u're leg - don't take it seriously, ok? )



Oh dear... that really was quite spectacularly lame.

Anyway, on the bluejacking front, the other day before going out, I recorded a new answering machine message on my spare SIM card.

Then, I renamed my T68i to "UK Telecoms Authority" and created a new SMS which read:
"Your handset has been logged in our national database as being involved in fraudulent activity. Please call below number for further information. If no contact is made within 24 hours, your handset will be blacklisted immediately."

I ended the message with a contact number for my spare SIM card, which was obviously set to answerphone. Now, the answerphone message which I recorded said in an official voice: "Welcome to the UK Telecoms Authority fraud division. The phone in your posession has been linked to fraudulent activity and details have been passed on to the Police, who will trace your location and take relevant action. If you feel this information is incorrect, please dial Crimestoppers on BLAH BLAH quoting reference number 1337_455"

Yeah, I know it's long-winded, but f**k me did it work a treat.

I was sat in a small cafe with a few mates, and explained the trick to them. It didn't take long for me to find a few targets.

The first couple of messages were sent, but I didn't see anyone receive them. Then after another one or two tries, my mate pointed me in the direction of a bloke in a suit holding a 6310 looking very distressed, then proceeding to make a phone call. We could all hear what he was saying as it was a small cafe, and he went mad at the Crimestoppers operator after dictating the "reference number" I gave him and obviously being told that nobody knew what the f**k he was talking about.

He then stormed out of the cafe with an evil look on his face, and we were all in stitches on the floor.

It was pure hilarity... the dude was totally mindfucked by the whole thing.

Excellent fun.

[ This Message was edited by: fannypad on 2003-02-20 06:19 ]



Posted by cyanx7
Quote:
I was just making a factual statement about someone's really pathetic excuse for a joke... which even you have to admit was very lame. If I make shit jokes, I expect to be told about it too.



@fannypad:

JEEEZZUS, man! u're a stiff one aren't you
i was uninspired and besides it wouldn't sound as good to ask u're opinion about both our governments crummy position in the future war on iraq, now would it?... (not joke! - but u can answer if u want...)
i did ask u not to take it personally, right? (i knew it was lame, that's why i did it - no need to rub it in one's nose).
take it easy guy!
brilliant fellow as yourself to came up with that jacking
method that absolutely rocks... should know how to judge something inofensive when he sees it. peace dude.


@necrosis:

brotherhood they are paying u aren't they?
i want to work there too, brother... tell me where should i send my papers, ok?





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