Posted by hurny
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LOL! Well, and that is coming from someone with 'jerk' in their name!! Unbelieveble...
You're an embarrassment.
Posted by Bjerkebanen
Your the embarresment! You are a mingler! Go shagg a Nokia you perverted Nokia wanker!
Posted by MaThIbUs
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Posted by ArcticRider
hehehhehe funny stuff
anyway, I think everybody should have his/her own opinion
Posted by Bjerkebanen
yeah but that hurny is a total embarresment! No need to respect opinoins from a nokia wanker now is it??? Dont even bother answwering that!!! Coc no it aint!
Posted by Bluejackers
By the way
Shagg only has one 'g'
Posted by Bjerkebanen
okay thats good to know if my ife depented on it! No but seriously cheers m8! Its stuff like this that makes me learn better english.
Posted by Dj Boyi
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You should'nt take the piss out of ppl who dont speak english perfectly,hav'nt you read the rules?
But while were on the subject of piss taking,maybe you should get your facts right and learn more about the phones you buy,i mean,how long have you been thinking the t300 had 4096 colours! you thick f**k!
So go crawl back to where you came from before you heard about bluejacking,which was probably 2 weeks ago when it hit the news!
Posted by JohnM
How's your swedish or philipinno bluejackers? The members who aren't from the uk put us uk users to shame, they have good english. I couldn't speak another language as well as some of these guys do with english. No need to correct people on spelling when english isn't their first language. Anyway, this is a bluejacking thread, why not contribute on the thread subject. Gone evening to you :-)
Posted by bluejacker
Well that's the last time I make any attempt at humour on this board.
IT WAS MEANT TO BE FUNNY!
Anyway, where is Vice City?
Posted by Bjerkebanen
i think your funny m8!
But the guy whoo tock a piss out of Shitthapends signature shood be flamed
Anyways Vice City is in the game GTA Vice City. I to feel like im from there somtimes. But its only a game!
Posted by Dj Boyi
Hey bjerk! i thought that was you in the Malibu Club last friday night,the guy dressed as a copper dancing on the stage
Posted by Bjerkebanen
i love my second contry! Vice City is of corse a City conty like Singapore or lichtenstein or Monaco
Posted by hurny
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Hahaha.
Hey 'jerk'boy- With all your spelling mistakes, I'm surprised you havent called it bluejerking yet.
Posted by Bjerkebanen
why are you suprised? Its not posible to change your nickname. And i nver said anything about me beeing good in english. In Norway we speak norwegian and not english.
Posted by jellyellie
Leave Bjerkebanen alone. @hurny I'd love to see you try and speak norwegian.
Posted by Bjerkebanen
Cheers Ellie mate
Posted by Prostata
Yeah feck of hurny! Leave Bjerkebanen alone! He knows how to operate a hand held scanner! I like to see u do that!!!!!! U feeking wanker!
Posted by hurny
Hey prostate boy- shut up, or we'll start picking on your name.
And why the hell would I want to speak Norwegian?
I only picked on Jerk boy because he picked on my name too.
And hey Ellie- congrats on your bluejacking stuff, but it has to be said- you look like a boy
Posted by MartinZ
It's bluejacking's birthday in a month!
The name bluejacking was invented the 5. January 2002.
I saw this thread when it started, but I have not read it all, because I'm lazy.
Posted by shithappens
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@hurny: i really think the doc spanked u just a tad too hard when u were born...if u seriously wanna continue being so uptight, i'll suggest u go crawl back into that hole in the ground and stay there.....we're all here at an
forum if u hafn't noticed and the topic of the day is clearly 
jackin...if u wanna compliment jellie, do so sincerely....or f**k off....if u haf somethin to contribute, then by all means, if not ...then the answer's pretty obvious....f**k off and for good too....yr presence WILL NOT be missed.....
Posted by Bjerkebanen
i agree with you shitt mate
Posted by jellyellie
hey hurny, how the hell can you tell what I look like from 3 photos? get a life, ignorant delinquent . ok, i have short hair, but i don't think that makes me a boy.
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Posted by Bjerkebanen
it dosent ellie! I have a mate and he has well long hair and he is not a girl.
Posted by hurny
Posted by Matsuo Kaibutsu
I'm sure it's been said already, but I'm not going to read 150 pages of backposting to find out...
But seriously, why waste your time doing marketing for SE? They can pay for that themselves. Why market your phone so vigerously anyway? It is just a phone and to be a snob about what you own seems to be a little small minded, no?
To that end, and because being nasty using BlueJacking is plain wrong mean and crappy, I have decided I will only do two things with it:
Send entertaining situation specific notes (such as a urging for someone to believe they are "the one" when we were watching Matrix Revolutions) or for uplifting purposes. I sent one on the train the other days saying "Smile, you are wonderful, ok?!" and when the person was looking round they had a wonderful smile on their face. Let's try and make other people's lives better, and you will feel the benefits too!
Sorry I don't mean to upset anyone, but I felt I had to say it.
Posted by Guy89
where are the pics of u ellie?
Posted by Bjerkebanen
On her web site
Posted by hurny
She's the boy with the yellow top on.
Posted by jellyellie
@Hurny
Wait, that makes no sense.
Posted by shithappens
@jellie: nevermind....we all know who u r.....
Posted by Proj3ct-X
Is Nokia still going? Damn... they must have got the idea by now. *Ahem* HEY NOKIA: take your goddamn 30 somethings and all your other gay models and place them all neatly in the waste. While you're at it, shove that annoying 'f!ckin snake up your arse (along with the collectable parcels). SonyEricsson is the Bruce Lee of mobile communication and trust me, it won't be long until you idiots lose every customer to SE. Happy days Nokia crew. =o)
(Glad I got THAT off my chest)
Posted by nick610
Just another BJ story (you know what I mean!).
This was my first sucsessful bluejack.
I was watching the first screening of matrix revoloutions and i thought i'd do a little search on bluetooth. Hey waddaya no! three blokias right in my range! So first of all I make the oh so popular "the matrix has you...." contantact, bada bing contact sent! The dissappointing thing about doing it in the movies is that everybody has thier phone on silent. No dumb nokia tone for me
Anyway this is what got the bal rolling for me and before i knew it i became addicted. ohh there will definately be some more interesting tales to came...
What i dont understand is that why do polyphonic nokias have that disgusting mono message tone! who is the retard incharge of that! stoopid blokia! Or am i mistaken and are not all bt nokias poly aswell.... anyway, stoopid blokia
By the way kudos to Jellyeye! good on ya
Posted by badrat_rachael
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That's a lovely message to send, what a good idea.
I'm going to a motorbike show tomorrow and I expect to get lots of people to bluejack. I usually just send greetings from me but I think I'll change it to your message instead and see how many smiles I can get.
Posted by hurny
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Firstly, its stupid not stoopid. You stupid fool.
Secondly, it would have had to be a 6310 because 7650's etc.. do not recieve contacts without the person accepting it- neither do they make a noise.
So which was it? How do know they were Nokia's? Or were you lying about the story? It can be pretty loud in the cinema.
Posted by Bjerkebanen
lying about everything! Were just trying to take the piss outha you!
Because your stoooopid!
Posted by hurny
As I've already said- I cant take someone with 'jerk' in their name seriously.
Posted by jellyellie
We find it pretty hard to take a guy named 'hurny' seriously.
Posted by Bjerkebanen
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I hope u burn were the sun dont shine! Im not a Jerk im ENDRE!!!!! Bjerkebanen is the name of a place! So cram a massive toblerone up your arse m8!
Posted by omdot
Gnihihi... this is so much fun to read.
Bjerkebanen, well, your english sucks. But you know that yourself. Anyway, that ain't that much a shame, 'cause you're norwegian and english isn't your native language, right?
Bluejackers, your humor is kinda strange... are you an accountant?
Hurny... well... what could I say to you? You, that you live "down under"... with your funny aussie english... straaaaange accent. You're aware of the fact that Australia was nothing more than a colony for english scum and criminals, right?
As for Ellie, she's young, she got short hair and baggy clothes on... c'mon, people she's a cute girl with a sweet face and a charming smile, right? Some of the people posting here could be her father or mother!
Ellie, don't you get upset by some of the nonsense stuff, I think you're pretty cool.
That was my two cents, flames are welcome. But PM them, don't reply in this thread.
om.
P.S.: I'm not german, I ain't english or american either. Neither was I born or raised in an english-speaking country. I'm... well, guess.
Posted by richrocks13
good on ya m8, its not everyday some1 stands up for another on these forums, we need more like u
Posted by Dj Boyi
Can we discuss bluejackin now! :-) Well i bluejacked a t610 today (twice). First contact sent was the devil one,i just had to in case i missed the opportunity :-D then i went to my pre-made notes and sent him (i knew who it was by this time) this note,'Hey! Nice phone dude' ;-) ,did'nt hear any msg tone and he just carried on doing his shopping in my local Safeway supermarket store. :-D
Posted by jellyellie
i bluejacked someone called mark c at my local ice rink. markus (someone else, a mod on my forums) was there too and he bluejacked the same guy. we didn't get any reactions though.
Posted by Blingdooby
ive bin playing wiv bjing pics too and
kinda cool to give them an idea of who u r wiv a pic. but also kinda cool to be som1 else too
whaddya think?
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Posted by Retrix
hey all.... im new here, sa you guys can see...
i finished reading all 95 pages of this thread...
i as of now own no :bt: phone, but i cant wait till i get one...
can any1 give me good tips on what to send(message\contact), where to bluejack and such??? i know there are numerous posts in here stating such, but i dont really feel like reading 95 pages again just to get the best messages, so if any1 could gimme a few tips\hints for my soon to be bluejacking fun.
Thnx in advance...
Posted by nick610
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I know how to spell stupid. You are stupid for thinking that I was stupid for writing stoopid! It was intentional ass wipe! Do you think that I can't spell the language that I have been speaking my entire life? And if we're going to be so critical about spelling now, you left out the apostrophie in "its" in your last post! I bet that wasn't intentional, was it? But who cares anyway, IT'S only spelling right?
And about the nokia tone. I bluejacked somebody at a cafe once and every time I sent the contact his phone went beep beep, beep beep. That same old distinctly ugly nokia message tone. So explain that. And I could tell it was a nokia not only from the message tone, but my phone also detected it as a nokia. But I'm sorry I didn't write down the model number so that I could proove to jerks like you that I'm not lying.
Go fornicate with a kangaroo if you have nothing better to do than nit pick at other peoples posts. Get off your high horse and think before you make stoopid comments like that!
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[ This Message was edited by: nick610 on 2003-11-20 01:14 ]
Posted by hurny
This is funny stuff
Posted by nick610
Yeah funny bacause I bummed you out!:lol:
Posted by hurny
Hey mate- you're from New Zealand? Dont get me started.
Posted by nick610
Oh so now you're arrogant and racist.....