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Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Good day children.

Heres a new game to throw into the garbage threads pile! But don't worry, its a decent bit of fun. Your Sunday nights will never be the same again! Its the "Would You Rather" game!

I can feel your excitement growing... Contain yourself woman. Its not that exciting at all!

Heres how it goes... So read carefully:
Someone writes "Would you rather (add first option here) ...OR (add second equivalent option here). Then everyone expresses their opinion and huge arguments start, resulting in violent riots and police raids. And when everyone gets sick of that, someone else can think of a new one!

So here goes, I'm starting us off, thus avoiding all confusion.

Would you rather have all your hair look like pubes ...OR be permanently bald?




[ This Message was edited by: Muhummad-Oli on 2007-11-18 11:30 ]


Posted by zaxan
Hmm, totally pointless but a good bit of fun I guess

Anyway, permanently bald - imo there is no real contest, bald is the outright winner simply cos you would look less of a twat lol

[ This Message was edited by: zaxan on 2007-11-18 12:23 ]

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Too rude for you guys?

EDIT: Just beat me!
Maybe some of the female members will think differently?

[ This Message was edited by: Muhummad-Oli on 2007-11-18 12:14 ]

Posted by zaxan
Well, we'll just have to wait and see

Posted by aksd
Pubes :D:D something is better than nothing

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
What if they felt like pubes too?

Posted by daviep
bald

Posted by wrecked_porsche

On 2007-11-18 13:13:01, zaxan wrote:
Hmm, totally pointless but a good bit of fun I guess

Anyway, permanently bald - imo there is no real contest, bald is the outright winner simply cos you would look less of a twat lol


ZOMG!! ROTFLMFAO!!
Good one!

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[ This Message was edited by: sanjeevjaya on 2007-11-18 12:58 ]

Posted by zaxan

On 2007-11-18 13:57:15, sanjeevjaya wrote:

On 2007-11-18 13:13:01, zaxan wrote:
Hmm, totally pointless but a good bit of fun I guess

Anyway, permanently bald - imo there is no real contest, bald is the outright winner simply cos you would look less of a twat lol


ZOMG!! ROTFLMFAO!!
Good one!


Thanks

Posted by paul101
if you were bald you'd look normal

Posted by wrecked_porsche
Yeah, bald would be normal, but pubes on someone's head? LOL... WTF...

Posted by dr_thug
So when bald people go for hair transplant,they get pubes??
I know a guy who got it done...and a week later his friends were jokingly feeling his 'new' hair

Posted by deluded
I wonder if you have to wash your new "hair" with shower foam or shampoo. And no, I'd rather be bald. I think that's the overwhelming majority right now.

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Well some people might look terrible bald... Like myself. So those people may prefer pubes. But I have to say I'd go for bald anyway.

I'm just not a huge fan of pubes on heads.

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Ok, so you guys seem pretty sure of your answer for that one, so to keep this rolling, heres a new one!

Would you rather have your eye fall out at random times ...OR have uncontrollable constant drool?

BTW: You guys can add your own questions too!

Posted by *Jojo*
Wrong THREAD mate ! But I will go for the BALD one as I am already goin' on that direction (genes) . . . wearing a TOUPEE was NEVER an OPTION though !

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
How is it the wrong thread?

I have no idea why it hasn't been moved to garbage yet, but it seems to work here!

Posted by *Jojo*
@oli - Masseur is still asleep I guess This thread will be relocated soon as it's NOT mobile-phone related mate . . .

Posted by paul101
its been moved now, i guess with masseur its don't open your trap and it wont get moved (happened in the "letts blow up the moon thread")

Posted by *Jojo*
I was about to POST here in the General section but can't be found anymore . . . !

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
I didn't see anything in the "general" section saying it had to be mobile phone based topics... It just says its for stuff that doesn't fit in other threads. Which is anything really!

Posted by *Jojo*
@oli - You've been here for 3 loooong years now matey . . . I guess you just KNOW the RULES GENERAL-section is PURELY about mobile phone matters . . . and what does HAIR-issue have to do with celfones if I may ask If it's totally NOT mobile phone related matters, then you can start it in the Non-Mobile Phone Discussion Thread . . . then the Mods will decide if it will FIT in the Trash Bin Thread . . . !

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
I may have been here three years, but only recently have I become active again. It still doesn't say it anywhere in the general section that its only for mobile phone topics. But most of the topics there are mobile phone related, so I guess you're right!

EDIT: Just checked and I only posted once on Esato for the whole of 2006. So I may have BEEN A MEMBER here 3 years, but I've ACTUALLY BEEN HERE a lot less than 2 years.

Anyways:

Would you rather have your eye fall out at random times ...OR have uncontrollable constant drool?

[ This Message was edited by: Muhummad-Oli on 2007-11-19 02:46 ]

Posted by Muhammad-Oli
That looks so foul...

Posted by *Jojo*
@oli - Prrrrrrrrrrt, Oooops Nope, it's THREEEEEEEEEEE-points mate ! !

Posted by vladn02
bald bald bald, no pubes on my head lol there are enough people out there with pubes on their head dont need any more lol


Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Ok, so the winner of the first one is BALD.

Now what about the second one? Not many people have answered that one!

Posted by Danny_BFC
Would you rather have no face or have an extremely small penis

Posted by *Jojo*

On 2007-11-21 23:27:00, ..:/Ğanny:.. wrote:
Would you rather have no face or have an extremely small penis



. . . I guess they are just one and the very same pal

Posted by Danny_BFC

On 2007-11-21 23:37:00, *Jojo* wrote:

On 2007-11-21 23:27:00, ..:/Ğanny:.. wrote:
Would you rather have no face or have an extremely small penis



. . . I guess they are just one and the very same pal



Haha ok then what about:

Would you rather be the richest man on the earth and die at 95, or live until your 120 just above the poverty line?

Posted by *Jojo*

On 2007-11-21 23:47:48, ..:/Ğanny:.. wrote:
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. . . I guess they are just one and the very same pal

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Haha ok then what about:

Would you rather be the richest man on the earth and die at 95, or live until your 120 just above the poverty line?



@dan - That's JUST the VERY SAME too . . . they both . . . sh*t and they'll both DIE anyway . . . !

Posted by Danny_BFC
The point im making is 95 years of endless money, or 120 years of living at below the average income.

Posted by fatevdestiny
Live to 95 and be rich! Hell yeh.

Ok would you rather be Blind or Deaf?

Posted by Danny_BFC
Fav mate i think of that one all the time

100% conclusion would be deaf.

You get Xbox, PC, TV, wii etc all the good gadgets.

I would hate to be blind, people who are amaze me at there ability to get on with life

Heres one which i need an answer for.


Fifa 08 or PES2008 ?

Posted by fatevdestiny

On 2007-11-21 23:59:12, ..:/Ğanny:.. wrote:
Fav mate i think of that one all the time

100% conclusion would be deaf.

You get Xbox, PC, TV, wii etc all the good gadgets.

I would hate to be blind, people who are amaze me at there ability to get on with life

Heres one which i need an answer for.


Fifa 08 or PES2008 ?



I dont think I could ever choose either one (blind of deaf). Would be a very hard decision.

PES2008 all the way mate.

Ok, would you rather be a cat or a dog?

Posted by Danny_BFC
ok so would i rather lick my balls in my free time or be a cat. (couldn't think of a negative for that)

Probably a cat for the more freedom etc. But then Dogs are mans best friend and can eat proper human food.

This is a hard one lol, but probably the dog. (Rottweiler )

So another one. Would you rather be Steve McLaren right now, or Scott Carson ?

[edit] that dont make sense does it...
Dog is my final answer. I think
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Posted by fatevdestiny
I would be a Chihuahua dog lol

That way all the nice girls would be carrying me about

I would rather be dead mate

Suppose if push came to shove it would be Carson. Always a way back for him. But McLaren is fooked

Would u rather fly or be invisible?

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[ This Message was edited by: fatevdestiny on 2007-11-21 23:11 ]

Posted by Danny_BFC
i'll answer that tomoz, got a gcse exam tomorrow so need sleep

Posted by *Jojo*

On 2007-11-21 23:54:12, ..:/Ğanny:.. wrote:
The point im making is 95 years of endless money, or 120 years of living at below the average income.



@dan - What's the POINT in gaining those $$$$ if you will DIE anyway Look at Moses . . . he manages to make miracles and have said to have LIVED to 600 or was that 900 years old . . . but his MAGIC did NOT transpire when he died . . . just always remember it's NOT what you are EXPERIENCING at present . . . but rather, what Christmas PRESENTS you will be havin' on DEcember 25th . . . Oki

Posted by fatevdestiny
@Danny - Good luck with it mate

@Jojo - Dont think its supposed to be taken so seriously mate

Posted by Danny_BFC

On 2007-11-22 00:18:46, *Jojo* wrote:

@dan - What's the POINT in gaining those $$$$ if you will DIE anyway Look at Moses . . . he manages to make miracles and have said to have LIVED to 600 or was that 900 years old . . . but his MAGIC did NOT transpire when he died . . . just always remember it's NOT what you are EXPERIENCING at present . . . but rather, what Christmas PRESENTS you will be havin' on DEcember 25th . . . Oki


for one, i aint basing my life on a fictional character

and two i'd rather be in the billions than have some crap jumper and some more socks

If you like presents check out this url. whorepresents.com

Posted by *Jojo*
@dan - OK . . .


Is this the SITE you were pertaining to matey



Posted by Danny_BFC
Yep thats the one.

Also has the notorious 'i hate tabbed browsing' jojo approach to the screenie

Posted by himlims_nl

On 2007-11-18 12:30:21, Muhummad-Oli wrote:
Good day children.

Heres a new game to throw into the garbage threads pile! But don't worry, its a decent bit of fun. Your Sunday nights will never be the same again! Its the "Would You Rather" game!

I can feel your excitement growing... Contain yourself woman. Its not that exciting at all!

Heres how it goes... So read carefully:
Someone writes "Would you rather (add first option here) ...OR (add second equivalent option here). Then everyone expresses their opinion and huge arguments start, resulting in violent riots and police raids. And when everyone gets sick of that, someone else can think of a new one!

So here goes, I'm starting us off, thus avoiding all confusion.

Would you rather have all your hair look like pubes ...OR be permanently bald?


[ This Message was edited by: Muhummad-Oli on 2007-11-18 11:30 ]

guess this game works best with lot's of alcohol and 'grass' ?

Posted by dr_thug

On 2007-11-22 00:21:48, ..:/Ğanny:.. wrote:

If you like presents check out this url. whorepresents.com



I thought that as 'whore presents'

Posted by methylated_spirit
Crumbs, to get this back on topic:

Would you rather:

Break muslim law by naming a fluffy wuffy ickle teddy beyar after a deity

Or:

Come back from the dead after wasting your ill-gotten Life Insurance on converting your neighbours flat.

Posted by fatreg
^^ def-o come back from the dead.. think of the life in jail you'd have for fraud!


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