Posted by *Jojo*
You are . . . though your money is in . . . pennies . . .
I wish there's NO moderator here for at LEAST a decade
Posted by goldenface
Your wish was granted and the mods set out on a long vacation. Unfortunately, they all missed the last jet to moderatorville and had to return.
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I wish my wishes came true.
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
All your wishes came true, but with each wish you'd lose one body part. Every time you tried to wish this problem away the amount of parts that fell off doubled!
I wish Sony Ericsson New Zealand would release more of the better phones here.
Posted by *Jojo*
Your wish has just BIN granted, though BETTER
fones were transported to NEW Orleans (donated to families devastated by: Hurricane-Katrine some years ago . . .) and NOT NEW Zealand 
I wish the WORLD will END tomorrow
!
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
The world ends tomorrow, but it starts again as soon as I get out of bed. YAAAAWN
I wish that mums friend would leave. Shes annoying.
Posted by *Jojo*
Your wish has BIN-granted . . . mom's FIEND has just LEFT . . . unfortunately, your mom's friend is - TWINS, so the other HALF is left in your house
How I wish that the UFOs are here to HELP humans . . .
Posted by max_wedge
Your wish is granted, they are here to help us....breed with them (and they ain't pretty)!
I wish for this wish to be corrupted
Posted by mossie
your wish is granted, but all your wishes for the rest of your life are corrupted too
i wish i had money
Posted by paul101
you have money, 1 pence!
i wish i could fly
Posted by tranced
attach a fly to your back
i wish i was a bit poorer
Posted by paul101
you are poorer, you have no house, no computer, no cloths... NOTHING!!
i wish i had an apple
Posted by Dicky Snapples
you get an apple. but unfortunately it used to be jojo's . and is quickly seized by the police
i wish i had a million quid
Posted by paul101
you now have a million . . . . squid
i wish my nokia would magikly turn into a....
Posted by max_wedge
your nokia turns into an SE....T100 (no cam, no pictures, no music, no nothing)
I wish was Britney Spears bf
Posted by paul101
POOF! LoL you are Britney spears bf but you turn into a
i wish i was good at making excuses
Posted by max_wedge
(oh goody, I can be a lesbian like I've always wished for!)
You are so good at making excuses that no one ever believes anything you say!
I wish I was superman
Posted by *Jojo*
Here you GO ..............
............. ooops, but with WEBs !
I wish for FISH !
Posted by max_wedge
you get fish...downstream from a nuclear waste disposal facility!
I wish I had DSLR...
Posted by *Jojo*
Your wish is Genie's command . . .
Here's your - DSL :
. . . MINUS the (R) . . as it stands for - RESTRICTED !
I wish I was Hugh Hefner . . .
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Poof! You are Hugh Hefner, although now Jojo and all Jojo's thoughts, memories, and everything don't exist. You are completely non-existent because you have become Hugh Hefner. You can't think. You are essentially dead. There is nothing but Hugh Hefner's mind in control.
Oh yeah and front page news tomorrow: "AGING PLAYBOY FOUNDER DIES OF HEART ATTACK".
I wish I could afford the camera I want!
Posted by paul101
wazzzam! you can afford the camera . . . all you need now is battery's
i wish it was summer
Posted by tranced
kaaaaboooomm. it is summer, but with some snow falling from sky.
i wish my p990 had a 300mhz at least
Posted by *Jojo*
OPEN-sesame (street) ! Ya just have your 300 mhz in your P990i DUMMY fone !
Wishing for Lindsay Lohan
around my arms . . .
Posted by max_wedge
you have lindsay lohan around your arms .. but it's a tattoo!
I wish I could be invicible
Posted by tranced
On 2008-01-10 14:20:04, max_wedge wrote:
I wish I could be invicible
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . INVISIBLE mates !
the S was - invisible there !
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Hmmm... Shall we continue with Invisible then?
Posted by tranced
ok
you are invisible now, but you **** can be seen.
Posted by paul101
i'll continue with a question
i wish i was king
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
You're king. Thing is, now you have massive ears, a massive nose and eyes that are too close together. Oh and your name is now Charles101.
I wish I had a Pony (lol joking)
Posted by mossie
you have a pony........... a my little pony toy
i wish i was slimmer
Posted by tranced
swwwooooohhhhh you are slimmer........comparing you to a zumo fighter
i wish i had more mbps
Posted by paul101
congrats, you have 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 more
i wish it was saturday
Posted by mossie
your wish granted. it is saturday 11.59 pm
i wish 4 more snow
Posted by paul101
here, have a snowflake
i wish i was rich
Posted by tranced
I Will Teach You To Be Rich
i wish i was a moderator here
Posted by paul101
WASZAM! you're a moderator of corrupt-a-wish!
i wish i had 3 more wishes
Posted by *Jojo*
VOILA ! Here are your THREE-wishes . . . .
I wish I was my HANDS . . .
Posted by max_wedge
???? that's either really perverted or I just don't understand
You are your hands, but they are stuck in boxing gloves.....
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
And a wish from max_wedge???
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
...I wish max_wedge posted a wish
Posted by tranced
i will do it for him:
i wish i had a new pair of converse
Posted by max_wedge
you get a brand spanking expensive new pair of converse...then get mugged for them
I wish I hadn't forgot my wisah in my last post..
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . your WISH has just been DELETED . . .
I wish that it's Christmas Season - again
Posted by mossie
zappp........its christmas season again but you get snowed in for a month and miss it
i wish buggati veyrons were hire cars
Posted by *Jojo*
zooooooom ! hired car it is . . . but it's the Bugatti Veyron Geisler-edition !
I wish I was there when Jesus walked the Earth
Posted by max_wedge
you were there when jesus walked the earth but you were in China and had never heard of him (no TV World News back then)
I wish I wasn't so tired atm..
Posted by *Jojo*
Kaboooooooooooooom ! You are NOT so tired atm . . . coz you are already
I wish I can SEE everything - neked !
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@max - I read it somewhere that the time in between Jesus was still a kid till he returned back as a grown up MAN, the time in between was said to be that Jesus was in China, conferring with the Dalai Lamas
This was NOT written in the Bible though . . .
Posted by max_wedge
you can see everything naked...including wrinkly old men and women!!
I wish I was james bond (just saw Casino Royale at long last!)
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Yes, so maybe did get to see Jesus Christ in China, in that case to corrupt your wish you see Jesus Christ, you see him, but he doesn't know how to use his powers properly yet, and instead of curing you he accidently turns you into a fish....
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Poof! You're James Bond. BUT when the Aston rolls, you realise the doors are locked and get trapped, crushed and paralysed from the head down.
I wish I could go through walls