Posted by paul101
Ok, in this game, you present the group with a wish of yours, and the next person has to corrupt it AND make a new wish
example:
Person 1- I wish that I could get straight A's.
Person 2- POOF! You have straight A's, but your teachers find you so smart that you are transferred to a new school where you know nobody!
I wish I could have a dog.
Person 3- SHAZAM! You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it.
I wish I could be a faster runner.
etc...I'll start this off:
I wish i was the best in the world at drawing
Posted by parsnip
there already is one of these on the forum somewhere..
i'll try and find it
Posted by OffLineR
So paul101's wish to start a game has corrupted than
Posted by paul101
On 2007-10-21 21:26:40, Nitro1360 wrote:
there already is one of these on the forum somewhere..
i'll try and find it
spoil sport
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i wish i had a million pounds
Posted by goldenface
Da Daaaaaa!
You million pounds have been granted, unfortunately you didn't specify if this was to be in cash or not so you have been granted a millions pounds of horse manure.
Happy digging.
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I wish we would have a nice snowy white christmas this year.
Posted by paul101
SHAZAM! we have a lovely snowy Christmas BUT it snows for forty days and forty nights and completely covers you house, leaving you trapped for 6months
i wish that i had new battery's for my mouse (using wired one
)
Posted by arien617
You find a battery under your chair, put it into the mouse and...
Nothing happens. So you go out to buy one and are subsequently hit by a Terex Titan.
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I wish I had no coursework to do over half term.
Posted by paul101
du dum, no course work but you have to spend half term without anything electrical
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i wish i was king
Posted by arien617
You become king... for a day...
Then become Queen.
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I wish Windows Vista wasn't so stupid.
Posted by procterdc
Your wish is granted. But in the event of making windows vista "not stupid" Bill Gates has been fired and wants to hunt down the person who got him fired lol
I wish I had a Bugatti Veyron
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Posted by Burgaz
Poof
You have a Bugatti Vayron! But it's stuck in reverse gear...
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I wish my wife wanted sex as much as i do!
Posted by govigov
granted... the next instant you turn gay
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i wish i had a crate of chilled heineken's
Posted by procterdc
Your wish is granted...but the order had a misprint and what you actually got was a crate of heinz cans
I wish my Veyron would get out of reverse gear
Posted by OffLineR
granted... unfortunately the engine is dead. you can't go anywhere.
I wish I had 10 million pounds
Posted by paul101
SHAZAM!! you have 10 million pounds.... in penny's
i wish my room would magically tidy itself
Posted by Danny_BFC
Granted, your room tidy's itself but eats all of your contents including your carptet.
I wish my house was bigger
Posted by OffLineR
granted...Your house is thousand bigger than it is but there are 100.000 cats in your house to live with.
I'm happy with my 10 million pounds. I wish I have a vault big enough to hold all of them. So I can swim in it
Posted by paul101
you have a big vault but someone steals all your money
i wish i had a k850i
Posted by leeboy13
you have a k850 but the first time you fire it up - 'white screen!!!' eeeeeeeeek!
I wish i had a genie in a bottle
Posted by paul101
poof you have a genie in a bottle, but all your wishes go corrupted
i wish this thread would become a sticky
Posted by paul101
looks like my wish for a sticky got corrupt
Posted by Adz21
you got your wish your thread is now sticky But masseur LOCKED it!:)
i wish i was a child again
Posted by leeboy13
youre a child again, but you cannot drink, you cannot even get a phone contract!!!!!
i wish my car would 'upgrade' itself at some point!
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Posted by paul101
wazzzam your car can upgrade itself... to regrade your upgrade to a downgrade that is higher than your current grade
i wish laffen would set me up with a red k750i avatar
Posted by arien617
BOOM!
You have your red K750i avatar. But because of bandwidth limitations, laffen removes the P1i avatar and now everyone who used to have a P1i avatar is armed with a knife and out to get you...
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I wish I had something to do..
Posted by paul101
POOF! you have all my ironing.
i wish my train would ACTUALLY TURN UP
Posted by mcrosser
WHAM!! your train turns up but it doesn't stop, and just goes by!
I wish I could go on vacation to a paradise island!
Posted by paul101
wish granted, enjoy paradise on mars
i wish i had a pen
Posted by Danny_BFC
You have a pen but it has no ink!
I wish this was moved to garbage
Posted by paul101
the thread is moved to the garbage but you are accidentally banned for a week
i wish it was chrismas...
Posted by arien617
BOOM!
It was Christmas...
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I wish more people answered my questionnaire...
Posted by paul101
wham! loads of people answered your questionare but big M deleted it before you could even look at it
i wish i could see thru walls
Posted by arien617
Your wish is granted...
You can see through walls but the first thing you see is a gay couple doing what they do... you're no mentally scarred for life!
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I wish my birthday would come sooner...
Posted by paul101
shazzam your birthday is tomorrow. BUT everyone forgets about it.
i wish next doors dog would stop barking
Posted by paul101
the next door's dog is driving me barking mad
Posted by paul101
bummmp...
Posted by Danny_BFC
On 2007-10-25 20:53:50, paul101 wrote:
shazzam your birthday is tomorrow. BUT everyone forgets about it.
i wish next doors dog would stop barking
Its stopped barking, as it enters your room. After eating the remains of your thongs it takes out your whole vanity desk
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I wish i had my N95 back
Posted by se_p800
You get your N95 back, but its broken permantly.
I wish ebay would stop removing my listings!!!
Posted by KingBooker5
Ebay stops removing your listings.. then your account gets hacked and your profits are no longer yours.
I wish I could be spider-man..
Posted by Kryptik
abracadabra, your wish is granted and you're SpiderMan. Sadly, you've lost all your usual powers, but you've gained one new power. It's called the Fart Of Death
I wish that i could fly.
Posted by se_p800
The person granting your wish misunderstands and give you are sent on a one way plane to Timbuktu!
I wish my psp website became the best psp website on the net!
Posted by Adz21
your psp website became the best on the web but Sony caught up with you and sued you for everything you have and now you are living in a cardboard box round the back of netto
i wish i could make a wish that didn't corrupt
Posted by Luke-the-magic-man
you did, but you were dreaming. When you woke up I shattered that dream.
I wish I was dead
Posted by Adz21
you are dead, Dead happy you shattered my dream you sod!
i wish i was a curtain
Posted by methylated_spirit
You are a Curtain. Alas, you are a beef curtain.
I wish I sounded exactly like Patrick Stewart...can someone make it so?
Oh God, what a terrible pun. A new low, even for me...
Posted by paul101
BINGO!! you sound like Patrick Stewart but you always have a sore throat
i want a Ferrari
Posted by Muhammad-Oli
Your Ferrari was delivered this morning... Too bad it was a 1/100 scale model.
I wish I could make sweet dolphin noises...
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Posted by *Jojo*
You just did . . . with Flip-ons (Flipper) !
I . . . wish, KO lang . . . . . . OT !
Posted by goldenface
Your wish was granted (whatever the hell it was) but then you were choked to death by a crazed murderer.
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I wish I lived somewhere warm.
Posted by nocky
your wish was granted and now you live on the sun.. but you are now burnt to death
i wish i was £1,000,000 richer
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w810i-Black with super cam driver 8.54,
ToShaRa_Mega_AcoustiC_v1.5_high_quality_n_loud,
over 40 flash menu's,
flash wallpapers and screensavers and over 15 patches
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