Posted by Lo-couk
I spilt my water on the bus seat yesterday, I had my bottle on the seat next to me. The bus went over a traffic calming bump sending the bottle over, I picked it up and moved back 2 rows for the rest of the journey. Then some chavie teenager got in, crap music blareing from his phone and plonked his butt straight in the wet patch. This amused me to the point where I was almost laughing out loud, especially when he worked out his seat was wet. What was going through this kid's head at the time is anybodys guess, but my guess is that he was thinking of grannie's with no bladder control.
Anyone else have any public transport funnies?
Posted by goldenface
He he.
I was sat on the tube one hot summers day and took out some deoderant to spray under my arm. Unfortunately I missed and sprayed the guy next to me on the side of the face. Then the woman opposite began smirking and I couldn't stop myself from smiling and had to look the other way incase he seen me.
Posted by Miss UK
LOL didn't he get off the seat?
I used the buses most of the day Friday
My phone has a really fun sms tone "a whistle and woman shouting taxi"
I got a text message on the way to my mates and the whistle
was loud this woman said who's that? made me laugh..
on the next bus it just kept on going off alot of people kept turning round and looking
Posted by Twometre
lmao @miss uk. I was in a bus just yesterday from church. My ringing volume was so loud and suddenly a call came in.The tone had all kinds of horrible insults. Everyone turned back and I was so embarassed that I got off 5 kilometres befrore mz station.
Posted by goldenface
Ha ha I bet that was funny.
Posted by procterdc
Back in the good old college days, Me and a group of lads used to accomodate the top deck. And on one trip to college found that we could change the bus number from upstairs. So the number 11 service became...
12 (another line which is a completely different route)
Out of service
Driver under instruction
The bus driver didn't think it was funny
Posted by Miss UK
lol didn't the driver pick-up any punters when you changed the No.?
Posted by paul101
well, one of the stagecoach busses the doors fly open very fast, well i got my hand caught between the door and the wall. my exact words were: YAWWWWWWWWW
Posted by Miss UK
more like OUUUCCCCHHHHHHYYYYY to me
where you hurt and scrapes ?
Posted by Miss UK
again today my phone made a few people turn around it's so funny that sms tone
anymore funnys guys?
Posted by tranced
Well, this happened like 2 years ago. There was an old man sat in front of me, he was falling asleep so he started to fight his sleep off. Then you could see his head going from left to right, right to left and as many degrees as possible. I did record him with my old k300, though i dont know where that video is.
Posted by paul101
my ring tone raises quite alot of eyebrows on the train (i'm not posting it cos its cot LOTTS of swear words)
PS if you really must hear it pm me
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Posted by Miss UK
lol tranced he didn't even seeyou filming him
Pm Paul
Posted by tranced
@miss: he couldn't see me as i was behind him.
Posted by Miss UK
lol
Posted by Twometre
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On 2007-09-15 04:32:00, tranced wrote:
Well, this happened like 2 years ago. There was an old man sat in front of me, he was falling asleep so he started to fight his sleep off. Then you could see his head going from left to right, right to left and as many degrees as possible. I did record him with my old k300, though i dont know where that video is.
It reminds me of one drunken man half asleep in bus and doing the same thing. Some school child placed a paper on his back saying "BREAK DANCE IS MY THING"
Posted by joebmc
A few years back I was sitting on the bus and this little kid a few seats down sitting with his father kept on turning around and looking at me.
I tired to ignore him but I did catch his eye once. Then the little squirt turned and said to his daddy “that man keeps on staring at me”. I was like WTF.
His father turns around gives me a dirty look and went downstairs. All the other passengers also then kept looking at me as if I was a pedo. Bloody kid!
Posted by Miss UK
thats awful..
Posted by Cycovision
I once went out with a rather nervous girl who suffered terribly from travel sickness.
One day, we went on a coach trip with some friends to Alton Towers, about 2 hours from where we live. Sure enough, 30 minutes into the trip my girlfriend slowly turned from white to green, got up and started walking towards the front of the coach.
I got up to follow her and arrived just as she was asking the bus driver to pull over so that she could get out and be sick. The driver picked up the microphone for the PA system and asked if anybody had any empty carrier bags, just as she projectile-vomited into his lap. Twice.
He soon stopped the coach after that!
Posted by Miss UK
Bet he wasn't happy after that then
Posted by Twometre
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On 2007-09-17 16:32:41, miss uk wrote:
thats awful..
I think he looked like his other father. lmao @joebmc
Posted by Miss UK
Hmmm
anyone else got some stories today?
Posted by paul101
On 2007-09-20 16:29:22, miss uk wrote:
anyone else got some stories today?
i have some advice... the bit where the engine is underneath is HOT!!
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Posted by Miss UK
Oh yeah
Posted by paul101
whos the IDIOT that put a bus stop on the hard shoulder of a busy motorway, 2 buses collided this morning
causing a big traffic jam grrrr and i was late for school
Posted by $herry
i have a school van..one day we were taking a detour that went on a road along a uni campus...the van driver saw some chick and couldnt get his eyes off her and bang...the next thing we knew, the van was on a separator dangling in mid air while we laughed our heads off
another was when a friend of mine missed a bus...the next bus was a uni bus only for girls....he tried getting on but the bus didnt properly stop..so he attempted getting on the moving bus...he accidentally place his hand on a girl's who loudly protested...he let go of the bar that he was using to climb aboard and fell, the bus dragging him a good 100 metres while he held on with one hand...god saved him from getting crushed but it was hilarious since i was looking on....he gets up onto the bus, looks at concerned faces, acts tough and without pain, screams BE POSITIVE, smirks and gets down...walks jubilantly to me, and then looks to either side before collapsing in my yard whimpering in pain
Posted by arien617
On 2007-11-22 18:11:12, paul101 wrote:
whos the IDIOT that put a bus stop on the hard shoulder of a busy motorway, 2 buses collided this morning
causing a big traffic jam grrrr and i was late for school
I guess you've not seen the M4 Bus Lane. It's always soddin' empty! Complete waste of a lane!