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Posted by axxxr
Just caught this on the news, you just can't make this make up!

A 51-year-old British woman has married the 27-year-old son of al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden.

Jane Felix-Browne, is a 51-year-old grandmother and a parish councillor from Cheshire. She has until now kept her marriage to Omar Ossama bin Laden, 27, secret from everyone apart from her immediate family and close friends. But she has now agreed to speak about her relationship with bin Laden’s fourth eldest son.

TimesOnline Article




Posted by fatreg

On 2007-07-11 20:05:45, axxxr wrote:

Jane Felix-Browne, is a 51-year-old grandmother and a parish councillor from Cheshire.



and Mr Bin Laden is i guess an extremist Muslim like his dad?????

what the fudge?

how does that work??

Posted by axxxr
Apparantly not, he split from his father Osama Bin Laden after he was declared an extremist in the 80's.

This is a weird arrangement i know, but as they say, All is fair in love and war, "WAR" being the operative word here.

And she has also fully converted to Islam with her new name Zaina Mohamad.



Posted by pmerryman
Cant see this lasting. Read about it in the paper today, she has been married now 5 times, and she says about him, “He is the most beautiful person I have ever met.

Nothing to do with, he is worth a fortune.


Posted by maggflodd
Ehem.. Maybe he's a nice dude? Cherie Blair's sister can't stand Tony! I have a brother I haven't seen in 13 yrs cause he's an idiot...
but yo...maybe she's a bit of a dodo?
Whoooooooo knoooooooows?!

Posted by pmerryman
I expect he is a nice dude, I was aiming the point more at her.

Gold digger?

Posted by maggflodd

On 2007-07-11 20:58:41, pmerryman wrote:
I expect he is a nice dude, I was aiming the point more at her.

Gold digger?

sorry...I realised that

Posted by axxxr

On 2007-07-11 20:58:41, pmerryman wrote:
Gold digger?



Might be the case?




Posted by joebmc
I take it he didn't turn up to the wedding !

Posted by axxxr
I think she was more keen than he was!

I wonder what the people at her parish have to say about this?




Posted by fatreg
the times online said:

Omar Ossama bin Laden still lives in Jeddah with his first wife, but talks with Ms Felix-Browne by phone or internet every day





no better marriage than me and my wifey have then!!!!

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Posted by axxxr
Yeh but your not married to your so called wifey!

She is to apply for a visa so that he can visit Britain!

Posted by fatreg
he doesn't have a hope in hell of getting a visa!

not a hope in hell...

and no, me and wifey aren't married but I can dream can't I?

Posted by pmerryman
I read that he was still married, very strange for her to marry him then knowing that he has a wife already.

Posted by fatreg
he's allowed 7 wives Mr Merryman....

the joys of being a Muslim you see...

polygamy

Posted by axxxr

On 2007-07-11 21:39:37, fatreg wrote:
he doesn't have a hope in hell of getting a visa!

not a hope in hell...



Yeh thats what i was thinking, name of his father won't look too good on his visa application!




Posted by pmerryman
7 OMG, Just think of all the hastle from 7 women, surely 1 is enough. Good luck too him I say.

Posted by axxxr

On 2007-07-11 21:46:51, fatreg wrote:
he's allowed 7 wives Mr Merryman....

the joys of being a Muslim you see...

polygamy



King Henry VIII had 6 wives!

and he wasn't even muslim!




Posted by fatreg
times have a changed since the 1400s though Axxxr!!!

Posted by pmerryman

On 2007-07-11 22:03:49, fatreg wrote:
times have a changed since the 1400s though Axxxr!!!



Yeah, you can have 1 more wife.

Posted by axxxr

On 2007-07-11 22:03:49, fatreg wrote:
times have a changed since the 1400s though Axxxr!!!



Religion doesn't change!

Posted by fatreg
Christianity has!

but I ain't getting into the religious talk...

only ever ends in tears.

Posted by Cycovision
King Henry VIII had 6 wives!


Only one at a time though. Although he did have a nasty habit of beheading them which I find strangely ironic in the context of this discussion...

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Posted by axxxr

On 2007-07-11 22:56:56, fatreg wrote:
Christianity has!

but I ain't getting into the religious talk...

only ever ends in tears.



Religion shouldn't have to change for ones convenience, defeats the purpose of it all.

But thats another topic lets stick with the Parishner marrying the Worlds number ones terrorist son!

I wonder what Osama makes of his son's choice?

Posted by PeterKay
Lets clear a few things up here folks regarding Islam and Polygamy

Definition of Polygamy.....

Polygamy means a system of marriage whereby one person has more than one spouse. Polygamy can be of two types. One is Polygamy where a man marries more than one woman, and the other is polyandry, where a woman marries more than one man. In Islam, limited Polygamy is permitted; whereas polyandry is completely prohibited.

The Quran is the only religious scripture in the world that says, "Marry only one".

The Quran is the only religious book, on the face of this earth, that contains the phrase 'marry only one'. There is no other religious book that instructs men to have only one wife. In none of the other religious scriptures, whether it be the Vedas, the Ramayan, the Mahabharat, the Geeta, the Talmud or the Bible does one find a restriction on the number of wives. According to these scriptures, one can marry as many as one wish. It was only later, that the Hindu priests and the Christian Church restricted the number of wives to one.

Chapter 4, Verse number 3 from the Glorious Quran states:

If ye fear that ye shall not be able to deal justly with the orphans, Marry women of your choice, Two or three or four; but if ye fear that ye shall not be able to deal justly with them, then only one, or a captive that your right hands possess, that will be more suitable, to prevent you from doing injustice.

This Chapter meaning "Women" is very easy to understand for those who have the time to read it.




Posted by Cycovision
I wonder what Osama makes of his son's choice?


Well, if he's really the innocent, peace loving, happy-go-lucky person that some people on this earth would have us believe then he should be over the f*****g moon about it all, one would have thought...




Posted by axxxr
Well i would think, considering Osama has anywhere upto 24 children, don't think he'll be that bothered.



Posted by maggflodd
@ peter kay,
all I say is Utah
well put and clarified!

Posted by $herry
Peterkay...Thanx a tonne for clearing that up..and only 4wives are permitted in islam..not 7..u can see that in Peter's quotations...i'm a devout muslim...and i only have 4 girlfriends

Posted by KingBooker5
4 girlfreinds..?

I dont know about you but I think a special bond with one person is enough rather then 4 at the same time

Posted by axxxr

On 2007-07-12 17:24:43, KingBooker5 wrote:
4 girlfreinds..?

I dont know about you but I think a special bond with one person is enough rather then 4 at the same time


Variety is the spice of life!

Posted by batesie
she cant talk, she's on her 5th marriage!

Posted by axxxr
Why does she have her mouth full?



Posted by KingBooker5
she looks like a jippsy lol

Posted by $herry
@Booker:Oh if only u talked to Leeboy...He knows everything... i had a SPECIAL BOND with SOMEONE SPECIAL not so long ago...Result: Heartbreak heartbreak heartbreak,,,,i dont like the pain..no thank u sir...im better off being a flirt and a player..no relationships please...they hurt
No more discussion on this topic now please..

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Posted by axxxr
Heavens, what a mess. The new Mrs Bin Laden is about to board a flight out of the UK, and it's not going according to plan.

police "would like a word" with her. "Gotta go, I think I am being questioned," snaps Jane Felix-Browne, and the line goes dead.

Ten minutes later, she is back - minus her passport and boarding pass, apparently - and reading aloud from a card that has been kindly handed to her, presumably by some men with large guns.

"Under Section 7 of the Terrorism Act, it is your duty to be truthful... you must provide any documents, passports... blah blah blah... you are not under arrest," she reads.

Woah! Hold on. Is she being detained? On what grounds? Surely even she wouldn't be daft enough to put her married name on her passport?

Daily Mail Article

below Jane with Omar Bin Laden:




Posted by KingBooker5
lol he looks like John Frussinate from Red Hot Chili peppers! He aslo resembles the great kahli from wrestling!

Posted by fatreg
looks like he is about to bomb a country!

hehe


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