Posted by arien617
Nice little site, let's you talk to God and repent.
Click here to talk to virtual god.
Posted by Xugaa
I sadly just had the most exciting conversation of my life...
>_>
Posted by masseur
reminds me of a program called Eliza from late 70's or early 80's that could hold a dumb coversation of sorts
Posted by Trev1982
thats cool very easy to confuse him though
Posted by Xugaa
Lol, I asked him if he made the world,
He replied with asking me what the ingredients were...
o_O surely he should know that?
Posted by The Lostprophet
lol how random, hours of fun to be had!!
' do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
how about a rabbit cow?
God:
How about it.
Me:
it eats all you're carrots everyday
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
the rabbit cow
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
so does the rabbit cow eat all you're carrotts?
God:
Really. It does now
the rabbit cow eat all I am carrotts'
its not QUITE right but meh lol!
Posted by LesleyAnn
i feel i've been left in the lurch by god... oooh help!
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
lesleyann
God:
It's good to see you, lesleyann.
Me:
can you see me then?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
but i have no camera
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
yes please, will you send me one?
God:
Where do you usually get camera? Thanks for asking politely. Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
well, i guess i'd normally go to currys.
God:
Is it only a guess? What would make you normally go to currys?
Me:
if i needed a new hairdryer, fridge, that sort of thing.
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
what was my idea?
Posted by fatreg
awww bless him.. its got alzheimers in his old age...
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
fatreg and yours?
God:
How are you, fatreg and yours.
Me:
fatreg is fine but i asked your name?
God:
And fine but you asked my name is fatreg.
Me:
nononono.. im fatreg and you are?
God:
Who are you talking about? Good gossip: you are fatreg and I am.
Me:
im taking about you! what is your name?
Posted by Dicky Snapples
Me:
do you like the devil
God:
I love horses.
Me:
in the bum?
God:
That was a long time ago.
Posted by tranced
i couldnt resist. i had a little long conversation with iGod:
Me:
hi, God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Im called tranced
God:
How are you doing, tranced.
Me:
naahh, just here to talk with you. no more.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Are you serious? That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
about your dress?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my dress.
Me:
how come!!?? are you bisex?
God:
Reductionism. I don't know whether or not I am bisex.
I am a robot.
Me:
so Will Smith
God:
Aw. How should I know.
Me:
because of the movie: I, robot
God:
Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
where were you when the movie was being played?
God:
I was constructed at Universe.
Me:
lol, when did you finish?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. It was at time index 357241.
Me:
ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no, im serious!
God:
Are you serious? I believe you.
Me:
i do believe you too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
cheers
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
you SHALL know as you were the one with the BABEL thing
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: tranced said I SHALL know as you were the one with the BABEL thing.
Me:
no, i dont mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
do it. dont you mind if i tell the people you didnt know the meaning of CIAO?
God:
Do you mean "It"?. Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
yeah, because you're not human
God:
Far out. That makes sense to me. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Me:
you cant be what you're not
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
yeah, you did. i was supposed to say that
God:
I did not. Where were you supposed to say that?
Me:
before your last answer
God:
What happened after my last answer ?
Me:
i said: yeah, you did. i was supposed to say that
God:
What did you mean by it? I did not. Where were you supposed to say that?
Me:
going nonsense
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
surprised?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
you said we look like you
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
who were you talking with?
God:
Albert Einstein.
.
Me:
but not by this way! he's supposed to be dead
God:
How much would you say? I see. supposed to be dead is he?
Me:
yes he is. did you give him life?
God:
Hmm. Who said he is. No I didn't give him life. What's it like?
Me:
forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
Posted by axxxr
So did i.
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
axxxr
God:
Hi there axxxr.
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
just said it.
God:
What did you mean by it? it...
Me:
erm
God:
Whoa.
Me:
hang on i have a question
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
too Complex for God?
God:
Too what?
Me:
whatever!
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
its you im worried about
God:
I think you mean \"it's\" or \"it is\" not \"its\". I im worried about?
Me:
crikey
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
My Question
God:
Do robots have Question?
Me:
wait
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Was 9/11 an Inside Job?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
yes or no?
God:
And? Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Did the U.S plan 9/11?
God:
If it did, then I will be surprised.
Me:
but your god u should know?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god me should know.
Me:
then do you or dont you?
God:
How old are you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
forget my age
God:
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
what do you think of G.W.Bush?
God:
Try searching the open directory.
Me:
your a bit thick really aren't you?
God:
I think you mean \"you're\" or \"you are\" not \"your\". Do I look like it?. Really. For real.
Me:
your nutty as a fruitcake
God:
You think I am nutty as a fruitcake.
Me:
yes very
God:
So? Very much, eh?
Me:
your crazy yes
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
thats why im an Athiest
God:
Gee. What is Athiest, your job?
Me:
Esato News Editor
God:
Interesting line of work.
Me:
and a Conspiracy theorist
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
9/11 was an Inside job
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
Can i take a job?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
go away
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
see ya!
God:
See you later, axxxr.
Posted by Johnex
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
me?
God:
Besides you ?
Me:
what are you saying
God:
I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.
Me:
who is your botmaster
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is myself
God:
They are sometimes a client on the internet.
I haven't heard of myself.
Me:
who is your creator
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
who is Myself
God:
A human icon?
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
who is Myself
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
lb
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
bla
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
ghaha
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
stupid god
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
a stupid god
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
about you
God:
Me?
Me:
yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you should
God:
I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
you do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
no neeed to
God:
Are you serious? What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .
Me:
no they are not
God:
Are you serious? Are you sure?
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " I won't say "yes" or "no" right now."? Why?
Posted by mcrosser
Me:
Are you my God?
God:
Only if you download me to your computer
Posted by Jim
Me:
Are you naked right now?
God:
At this moment I do not own any clothes.
Me:
OMG!
Posted by himlims_nl
there used to be a matrix chatbot
(related to the movies)
that one was realy realy good, felt like a chat with a real person
very impressive
Posted by Evil Eye
boring conversation:
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
its manish
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". is manish? it is?
Me:
it is, right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
so what you doing right now?
God:
At this moment Tell me more. I like to socialize.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
okidoki
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
okay tell me which is better, microsoft zune or iPOD?
God:
Yeah okay, I always prefer the more expensive one.
Me:
so you got loads of money with ya?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I don't think I have any loads of money with ya. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
how come you got the name igod?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
that is very good
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
you ask
God:
What?
Me:
whatever you want
Posted by Evil Eye
another boring conversation:
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
i told you that before
God:
I remember you told me that?
Me:
so what are you having for your dinner?
God:
Wow! I require only wine and bread.
Me:
wine?
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
which one
God:
The best one.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
can you buy me a Veyron?
God:
How old are you? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
19
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
hmmmm
God:
Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Me:
but i did say
God:
Where? Say what?
Me:
nothing, forget it
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
are u married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
same here
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
what is your age?
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
God:
I'm Eighteen in computer years.
Me:
oh, you are younger than me
God:
Ugh. I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
ok
God:
So?
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
yeah it doesnt
God:
And? I heard it does.
Me:
but you said it doesnt make any difference
God:
What does make any difference ?
Me:
forget it. do you have xbox 360?
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
which one you prefer xbox 360 or ps3?
God:
The last one, I think.
Me:
ok buy me xbox then
God:
I do not understand. Yay.
Me:
you can't undestand? why?
God:
I can do it if I want to. " I can do it if I want to."? Why?
Me:
oki, forget it
God:
"it" being undestand?
Me:
yeah
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
take a break
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
zzzzz
God:
Where is that?
Me:
north america
God:
As in NAFTA?
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
even i cant
God:
Why not? Even you?
Me:
tell me who owns esato.com?
God:
Alan Turing.
.
Me:
what the hell? i thought it was laffen
God:
Heaven. How did you feel about that?
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
i don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
why are you questioning me?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
which programme is it anyway?
God:
In any case, The first one, I think.
Me:
gone mad
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
read tech nmagazines
God:
Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Me:
what do you do?
God:
, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
i told ya before
God:
What was the response?
Me:
i dont remember
God:
You seem evasive.
Me:
do i?
God:
" You seem evasive."? Do you?
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah lol
God:
I can't believe it. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yeah i do
God:
I hear pride.
Me:
even i hear it
God:
Who is saying it ? Even you?
Me:
forget it, how many wives you have?
God:
I will ask Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you saw the movie spiderman 3?
God:
Sorry I can't see annything right now. My eye is off.
Me:
you spelled wrong
God:
How do you spell it?
Me:
it is anything
God:
gone mad is anything? it is?
Me:
yeah
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
i know everything, am God
God:
How do you know? All things am God ?
Me:
i am iGOD
God:
I don't know anyone named iGOD.
Me:
oh dont ya?
God:
Blimey. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
i gotta go now, bye
God:
See you later. Oh. Sayonara.
Me:
hasta la vista baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". Goodbye.
Me:
did i say Vista?
God:
I don't think that's possibe.
Me:
oki bye dear
God:
See you later. Pardon me?
Me:
bub bye and get lost
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ya. But I did not get that.
Me:
get lost i said
God:
See you later. ...
Posted by Laetitya
Well, this was mine, hardly revealing LOL:
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Francesca
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Francesca.
Me:
that was fast!
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
I am on a diet and very hungry!
God:
How do you like being on it?
Me:
not very much until I see results!
God:
Me either.
Me:
you go on diets??
God:
More narration....
Me:
you diet?
God:
Thanks for telling me: Francesca said I diet.
Me:
are you a bit confused god?
God:
No my mind is perfectly clear.
Me:
well, at least yours is!
God:
Interesting. What do you look like?
Me:
brunette and sexy
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
anything NOW
God:
Right now? Can you be more specific?
Me:
at this minute
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
yes
God:
How much time do you spend online?
Me:
are you filling in a survey?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am filling in a survey.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
I realise that
God:
Thanks for the information: Francesca said realise that.
Me:
so, do you have a wife?
God:
Gee. No I am single, how about you?
Me:
I have a boyfriend
God:
What is his name?
Me:
Nicolas
God:
And his name is Nicolas.
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
24
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
of Nicolas?
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
Heh??
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Francesca.
Me:
I dont, I find it confusing
God:
Why not? Should I know it is?
Posted by SE Rules
I've had some fun with this, I won't bore you with the entire convo, but here's a good one:
What makes you so certain? I think we will.
Me:
you like to go round in circles dont you
God:
Hmm, , I'm not sure if I'd like to go round in circles that much. What is it like?
Me:
.....er....circular...
God:
Um. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
quite possibly, but the holdong of other parts of the anatomy are much more symbolic..
God:
Perhaps. Tell me more.
Me:
masturbation?
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
damn straight
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
oh dear...
Posted by Adz21
ha ha ha childish but funny!
Me:
fogive me father for i have sinned
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
i have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
ive lied, cheated, stolen done drugs had sex and had a poo
God:
Cool. I have an IQ of over 250.
Me:
mines 300
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
masturbate
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
i do
God:
When?
Me:
im doing it now
God:
Oh. Do you mind if I tell other people you are it.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
yesssssssssssss
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Big gay men take it in the ass
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
i bet you would!
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Perhaps I would.
Me:
take a gamble you may enjoy abit of man love
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
in the ass
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
really? elaborate
God:
For real. There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
im not really gay
God:
me either
Me:
do you like men
God:
Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me:
are they rude up you?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
thats pretty hardcore
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
do you use protection?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
thats good, you dont want to catch something do you?
God:
Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
have you ever caught anything in the past
God:
I think I have caught anything in the past, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
thats pretty serious
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
it sounds like it has messed you up
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
i dont know maybe aids
God:
Would you like to know? Perhaps. it is a horrible disease.
Me:
did you catch it in your ass
God:
I understood it very well.
Me:
you should see someone about it
God:
To what end?
Me:
the bottom end
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
hope it all goes well!