Posted by razec
I'll Staff, but i have to borrow it to moses
Why do we keep posting at garbage threads?
Posted by *Jojo*
Because . . . they say that there is $$$$$ in garBAGE !
If you are to choose between the TWO, what it will be
$ or Dollars
Posted by razec
It's
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why do i have to edit my post?
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Posted by *Jojo*
You have to EDIT your POST because . . . you DID so !
If CHEETAH is the fastest land-animal . . . why did they named the slowest: Pagong
Posted by Danny_BFC
fish
how many k800i's fit in a microwave
Posted by *Jojo*
Depends on how YOU will COOK the K800i . . . . . .
Can you FLY? If so, . . . . why
Posted by razec
why why delilah, my my my.... delilah!
can't fly but i can launch
who do you expect this message "If CHEETAH is the fastest land-animal . . . why did they named the slowest: Pagong " was meant for?
Posted by gola
i agree,men are from mars and women are from venus
what if it rained cats and cats?
Posted by sailaab
it would give a whole new dimension to the saying 'i love wet pussy'
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Does George Bush Jr. and his IQ stand a chance to a 3year old kid's?
Posted by *Jojo*
YES, the 3 year-old STANDs . . while GWB - sits !
Can Batman outDO Buttman
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Posted by razec
No but he can Beat Pwetman
if George Bush Jr. and his IQ don't stand a chance to a 3year old kid's? how about GMA compared to a 4'1" high 10yr old kid with moles on the left face and has 148 IQ?
Posted by *Jojo*
@razor - What's your query mate
I'll START . . .
GMA or GME
Posted by razec
ABS-CBN!
FAmily or Heart?
Posted by *Jojo*
Family-nawen . . .
vulture or vulcanizing
Posted by himlims_nl
i don't get it...
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . because that was NOT to be GIVEN-away mate !
Here's an EASY Juan . . .
scrambled-EGG or scrabble-GAME
Posted by gola
Puzzled
what's up with the sky?
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Posted by paul101
THE SKY IS FALLLLLLING!!!!!
why am i stupid?
Posted by *Jojo*
It's NOT why but . . . . where . . .
Which is MORE special to you . . . special tikoy or special halo-halo
Posted by Yanogal
Cause they have political problems and they have boogers that are the size of their head?
Posted by xnuo
nope, that's because billl clinton is living in vietnam with john rambo and th purple teletubbie... wait, i am wrong..... they live with kissyfur......
why does global warning hates me so much?
Posted by gola
Because you my friend you have coldfeet
what do you get when you mix peas and nuts?
Posted by Chartreuse Eyes
Chat (a pakistani dish) *yumy*
why do people ask so many unnecessary questions?
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . because they are NECESSARY here !
I want to SLEEP now
but I might just SLIP . . . do I need to COUNT sheeps
Posted by gola
No,unless if you haveNT slept since the 22nd of DEcember
what would you get if bees and birds really did mate?
Posted by KCC4
Dolphins struck by ultraviolet waves from pluto convertted to chavs!
Mummy or daddy?
Posted by *Jojo*
Frankenstein !
If $$$$ can BUY you everything . . . how come some RICH people are not that HAPPY
Does that MEAN that $$$$ canNOT buy you hapiness Does the saying: You can BUY a BED, but you canNOT buy SLEEP is so much TRUE then
My question is this . . . .
Y
Posted by gola
blame it on insomnia.there you will find the answers you seek...
Which one comes first xmas or new year?
Posted by *Jojo*
X-Men 4 ! Soon in theatres . . .
Does or Thus or Dusk or Dust or Dazz or Judas
Posted by tapojyoti
King juda was born after he died
Why am I a man and not a lion?
Posted by *Jojo*
Because you are the Lion King (Kong) pal !
Cake or Coke
Posted by unique1
smoke coke not cake, u'll go mad
Why is Cannabis a C class drug?
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Posted by *Jojo*
Because the word itself: Cannabis, starts with the LETTER-c ! Had it been: Bannabis, then it will be regarded as a - Class B-drug !
Why do we SNORE when we
!
Posted by razec
to relieve bad breath
why are people so anxious to celebrate new year?
Posted by *Jojo*
Because we have NO $$$ to buy fireworks for the said event !
Why will it be the Year of the PIG in 2008
Does that mean that prices of PORK in the market will be as expensive as mobile phones
Posted by razec
It means prices of rat busters would go less expensive as people would instead leave those rats infesting their home freely so attract "swerte" or luck.
Why there's no CAT on the chinese zodiac when theres a golden cat like this?
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . because that is JUST a copy-CAT matey !
Christmas Eve or New Year's Eve
Posted by razec
New Year's Adam
Carl-Zeiss or Leica?
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . of course: LEICA (like in Madonna's: LEICA Virgin !)
Death or Dead
Posted by razec
This: "
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"Yeast" or "Know"?
Posted by *Jojo*
Bisaya !
How or Carabao
Posted by razec
Cow
china or Japan (cellphones)
Posted by *Jojo*
OR . . .
to BEE or KNOT to Vi
Posted by razec
to Ralph!
recycle or tricycle?
Posted by *Jojo*
re-CYCLE !
pandemonium or pan de MONAy
Posted by razec
pan de "ZAL"
toasted or overcooked?
Posted by *Jojo*
medium-rare . . .
Banana chips or Computer chips
Posted by razec
chips ahoy!
biscuits or diskettes?
Posted by *Jojo*
bwisit . . .
aircon-bus or airCONTINUOUS bus
Posted by razec
bus with electric fan...
wierd or nonsense?