Posted by Trev1982
me im making my way now
how do i get to the sun lol
Posted by *Jojo*
You have to have a wifey
first in order to have a SUN or a DAWTER !
Princess Diana or Grace Kelly
Posted by Lo-couk
Princess Diana is dead? I hope so, they buried her!
Whats brown 6 inches long and sticky?
Posted by *Jojo*
Churros
What is your REAL name or your ALIAS
Posted by zirkie101
Michael Jackson.
What did Red Riding Hood whisper into the ear of the Big Bad Wolf?
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Posted by *Jojo*
. . . \"Hey Wolfie, ya wanana have - six
\"
Why do vultures suddenly appear, everytime you are NEAR
Posted by Lo-couk
It's the smell.
Armchair or sofa?
Posted by OffLineR
Kitchen Table
Tv series or movies?
Posted by *Jojo*
Wicked Films Presents . . .
Why do Esato have more MALE members than -
Posted by humphreybc
Because girls are too busy with their clothes shopping and worrying about shit that is actually minor to be posting on cellphone forums!!!
Why do people have middle names?
Posted by gola
hmmm,because the first and third names have been taken...
how hot is the sun at night?
Posted by *Jojo*
as HOT as the PANDESAL in the early morning !
Why do PEOPLE
when they HEAR the word: goodbye in a LOVE song
Posted by Lo-couk
Absloutely no idea Jojo
Why is David Platt so EVIL?
Posted by *Jojo*
Because David lives in a FLAT !
If people can walk, swim and RUN in great distances, why do we NEED cars, trains and maritime vessels then
Posted by Lo-couk
Because only Paul Mc Cartney had Wings
Whats green and goes "Boing Boing"?
Posted by OffLineR
a cucumber
Why people almost have to leave some people behind when they make important choices?
Posted by *Jojo*
Because of Keno's 80's HIT-SONG: Leaving Yesterday Behind or Patti Austin's: All Behind Us Now . . .
If Aquaman can SWIM does that MEAN that Batman can PLAY baseball
Posted by Lo-couk
No, Batman can pee standing up.
Whats Blue and goes "Boing Boing"?
Posted by gola
the sun
how much does money cost?
Posted by Cycovision
56.75728999674452234 UK pence per bank note.
If you undid your belly button, would your bum fall off?
Posted by NightBlade
Not unless you've eaten sulfur.
Why is water wet?
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . . because people URINATE !
If an OSTRICH cannot FLY because of it's WEIGHT . . . does that mean I have to WEIGHT in the looooong - QUEUE
Posted by gola
Depends what you ATE last summer,then just simply smile.
why's ginger bread made of ginger?
Posted by razec
because they call it ginger bread!
What could be our hobby without esato
Posted by RevoWution
There would be no such thing as a hobby without Esato.
Why is Chuck Norris so awesome?
Posted by razec
because he rivals Bruce Lee!
why did we have 365 days in a year?
Posted by Lo-couk
Because it's Annual
Wht have I got a headache this morning?
Posted by NightBlade
Because there are evil tiny blue invisible fairies banging your head with hammers made out of potatoes.
Why do YOU like french fries?
Posted by RevoWution
Cuz they're French
Why is the world round?
Posted by *Jojo*
Because some
have FLAT . . . ch*sts !
If BIRDS can SING . . . does that mean that Larry Bird (a former NBA-player/Boston Celtics) can DANCE too
Posted by RevoWution
Nah, white people can't dance, regardless of how many NBA Championships you have
Why do I have four consecutive exams starting tomorrow?
Posted by *Jojo*
tomorrow, tomorrow . . I LOVE YOU, tomorrow . . . you're ALWAYS a day . . . AHEAD !
Posted by razec
why jojo didn't give us question
Posted by gola
because he knew there isn't another *jojo* to stop him from doing so...
what colour is blue?
Posted by Lo-couk
Dunno.. but it goes "Boing Boing"
WTF is that all about then?
Posted by *Jojo*
Then is followed by Elevhen, then Twhelve . . .
They say that MONEY does NOT come from TREES, if so, then why BANKS have BRANCHES
Posted by poisongirl13
because cats have whiskers
how is it as soon as i try to think of a random question, every random question i have vanishes from my head...?
Posted by NightBlade
Because your selective memory dumps the unnecessary information. You were most likely disctracted by more interesting thoughts...
Er.. I mean.. because milk is white!
Why is milk white?
Posted by *Jojo*
Because Vanna is White too
!
Dracula or Quackula
Posted by fatevdestiny
How about a bit of both?
Why is it when I wanna sleep I cant and when I dont wanna I sleep?
Posted by *Jojo*
@fate - Nice pic
!
That is because . . . you are watchin' too MUCH of the flick: Sleepless in Seattle !
Who is STRONGER: Samsung or Herculess
Posted by fatevdestiny
C'mon Jojo Hercules is! He is naturaly strong because of his daddy. Samson was strong because of his hair.
What is funnier? Dumb and Dumber or See no evil, Hear no evil?
Posted by Dicky Snapples
dumb and dumber
night or day?
Posted by *Jojo*
Mid-day !
AirKraft Carrier or Kraft Cheese
Posted by Dicky Snapples
that wasnt one of the options you spoon!!
Kraft cheese!
monkeys or dolphins?
Posted by *Jojo*
Well, that's HOW I like to be you FORK !
Shark-Fin !
Hair or Heir
Posted by razec
Hair
anybody knows what's the color of my hair?
Posted by *Jojo*
The Color of your HAIR are are: Roy G. Biv !
Why do
have BUMPERS They are NOT cars . . . are they
Posted by razec
On 2007-12-01 03:06:25, *Jojo* wrote:
The Color of your HAIR are are: Roy G. Biv !
Why do
have BUMPERS They are NOT cars . . . are they
They're not, But it serves as a shock absorber when they BUmped with a man
nonsense or NO-Sense?
Posted by *Jojo*
no CENTs (in the RED) !!!
Will you GO or STAFF