Posted by *Jojo*
I would rather have BAD times with you . .. than GOOD times with someone else . . .
CAR or CARabao
Posted by max_wedge
a carabao with fuel injection
A time to live or a time to die?
Posted by *Jojo*
time after TIME . . . by Cyndi Lupa !
Do you THINK that your SMILE can HIDE what's on your MIND
Posted by max_wedge
unless you've just had sex....
Neverending expansion or big crunch?
Posted by tranced
Just God knows.
why when you are called by someone, you ask: me?
Posted by antichrist
because he is pointing at you
why paper doesn't have expiration date?
Posted by Horonaim
Because its not perishable
Why do cars need fuel?
Posted by se_p800
because otherwise they will go thirsty.
working hard or hardley working?
Posted by *Jojo*
. .. . NOT working !
Why do VULTURES suddenly appears . . . everytime your are NEAR
Posted by tranced
@jojo: that question pops up randomly in yer head.
Why is sony ericsson and not backwards?
Posted by max_wedge
because "nosscire ynos" doesn't make sense
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Posted by tranced
the same as the verb, "clap"
why clouds turn grey when it's about to rain and not another color?
Posted by se_p800
becuse colour tv isnt invented yet.
why is the green pigment called chlorophyl and not borophyl?
Posted by *Jojo*
Because you just CANNOT see a GREEN-colored . . . . PIG !
Why does when it rains . . . it pours and NOT - fives
Posted by *Jojo*
Because it's not - SEX !
Why I am being singled-OUT in DOUBLE-In Forums
Posted by antichrist
what?
what is the best joke you know?
Posted by *Jojo*
Joker in Batman !
If you were born in the 15th century . . and your kids were in the 19th century, while your parents in the 11th century . . . do you think then that CENTURY-tuna is yummy
Posted by aatuif
Brian lara is the only cricketer to score a quadruple century...
Why has sony ericsson an 'e' logo not a 'se' logo...
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . so you can S
it mate !
If a woman weighs 500 lbs today at age 1, and eats 5 lbs of food per meal . . . what will be her weight in the year - 2099
Posted by antichrist
it will weight 20 kg because she will be dead in 2015 and by 2099 only the skeleton will remain
why electricity is so fast we cant even see it?
Posted by *Jojo*
@anti - I really like your answer/reply there pal
!
going back . . .
Yes, we can't SEE it . . . but it's much BETTER than touching it
!
Why, Way, Y . . . . what's next
Posted by antichrist
Yes
if you use 6 pens with the same length, can you make 4 triangles?
Posted by *Jojo*
Nope, only 3 !
If, Gee, eytch, ay, jay, kay, el, em ,en, ow, pee . . . what's next
Posted by Merlyn101
Hush hush and QQQQQQQQT!!
Ice-cream or custard?
Posted by max_wedge
custard is my favourite desert.
An African or European swallow?
Posted by tranced
ciguita palmera(dominican bird)
flesh or meat?
Posted by mustafabay
Meat of an African swallow carrying two cocnuts and still having quite good air speed velocity.
What's your favourite color?
Posted by Merlyn101
My fav. colour is
When will the sun come back?
Posted by tranced
it depends on where you are.
why do birds have feather and not hair?
Posted by antichrist
tomorrow
what's the time?
Posted by *Jojo*
time . . . to BUY a NEW watch ! Make it SWISS dude
!
Is it TRUE that the SKY is really NOT color: blue
It just so happened that the water-color-reflection from the oceans/seas make it what it looks like (or was it the other way around . . . )
Posted by Miss UK
On 2007-05-11 01:56:23, *Jojo* wrote:
time . . . to BUY a NEW watch ! Make it SWISS dude
!
Is it TRUE that the SKY is really NOT color: blue
It just so happened that the water-color-reflection from the oceans/seas make it what it looks like (or was it the other way around . . . )
The other way around to someones heart maybe
Why are people always complaining about the un-necessary?
Posted by *Jojo*
Welcome here: miss uk
!
. . . because LIFE is FULL of UN-certainties my dear
If a BIRD can fly . . . does it mean it's a wo-mean
Posted by Djrj
maybe i know her i just cant remember~!
where is the remote??
Posted by tranced
in your pocket!!!
why dont you remember where you left it???
Posted by *Jojo*
Because it's in the RIGHT-side !
If a man can live up to 150 years old - MAX, does it mean that MAD MAX can too
Posted by Djrj
maybe it means that max is actually....a girl!!!!
can u tell the dif between focal length (3.8mm vs. 4.0mm)??
Posted by *Jojo*
YES, difference of 0.2 mm !
Who will you choose
: Lindsay Lohan or Jana Cova
Posted by Djrj
probably paris hilton...even in jail!!
sleep on the bed or the couch??
Posted by *Jojo*
I'll
with COACH-Carter !
Fly or Flu ?
Posted by Djrj
i had the flu last week so ill go with coach carter!!
Would u use a pen or a pencil??
Posted by max_wedge
A pen.is what I use.
fold or scrunch?
Posted by *Jojo*
skunk !
Super or Trouper
Posted by govigov
under dog
what goes up the hill and never comes down?
Posted by *Jojo*
Jack & Jill !
Pretzels of Pfizer
Posted by aatuif
Take your dog to a vet...
what does xxx in axxxr's name mean/signify...
Posted by antichrist
a xxx superstar reaper
why a wooden spoon is made of wood?
Posted by *Jojo*
because SPOON is the mucus that comes OUT from your nosie . . .
Tall or Brother
Posted by zyexx
tall, that way you can reach stuff
what is the purpose of meaning??
Posted by mcrosser
to be here posting on esato
to be or not to be?