Posted by *Jojo*
. . . as FAR as MANAGER (Far Manager) !
Why do people CRY when they HEAR the word: GOODBYE, in a LOVE song
Posted by tranced
Cause that is a sad word.
27 celcius degrees in here. And there?
Posted by *Jojo*
9/11 Fahrenheit . . .
A, b, c, d or 1, 2, 3, 4
Posted by tranced
I II III IV
The temperature is really annoying right now. Damn global warming. What could you do to fix this?
Posted by *Jojo*
it's 37C at my end I surmise . . .
REMEDY:
Ice, Ice Baby !
What is yellow but not dilaw
Posted by antichrist
the sun.
who said the following 6 words? it will be an update this month...
Posted by Neo-Tech
You did.
(OT: This is going well)
Why do computer keys have to be a cube shape and not a triangular shape?
Posted by mustafabay
Your finger tips are more or less round so go figure.
What should I cook tomorrow?
Posted by Adz21
your face
how long is a china man
Posted by antichrist
as long as the chinese great wall
what can you do with a phone, 1 L of water, and a grenade?
Posted by tranced
You will drink the water because you threw away the grenade and you had to run the fast as you could. Then you call a friend to tell what you did.
Why pi = 3.14... And not another value?
Posted by *Jojo*
Because PIZZA Pi(e) is far much cheaper than items being sold at TRUE-value . . .
Who was born first . . . . the First Gentleman, or Family First
Posted by voda_jon
first gentleman... played with himself an his man juice fell on some cells and created offspring etc etc...
Does the sun smell? if yes what of?
Posted by *Jojo*
YES, the SUN does - SMELL, it smells similar to the DAUGHTER !
What comes after . . . before
Posted by tranced
comes the MEANWHILE
why does light have 7 colors?
Posted by *Jojo*
Because LIGHT is similar to the RAINBOW - R(ed)O(orange)Y(ellow) G(reen). B(lue)I(ndigo)V(iolet) !
If sound can travel similar to the speed of LIGHT, how come you still need an EARPHONE when listening to your Ipods
Posted by se_p800
becuase light travels at the speed of ipods not light.
How come i ritcher then you and sleep with your wife while you at work
?
Posted by *Jojo*
That's EXTRA-curricular activity . . .
What is heavier . . . Heavy-gat or Mavi-gat
Posted by se_p800
MEVI GAT obviously! Heavy gat doesnt exist.
help im in trouble, whats the number for 999?
Posted by aatuif
www
why is IT milky not watery...
Posted by Bjerkebanen
When you poo why does it sometimes give you a burning sencecion inside your bum bum hole? What sort of food and that causes the delightfull burning?
And wasent Steve Irwin a wicked cool guy?
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Posted by *Jojo*
Steve Irwin is much much COOLER now . . . because he is already DEAD
When choosing peanut butter . . . will you go for: Ludy's or Lily's
Posted by tranced
As i dont know neither lily's or ludy's, i'll take peter pan's
Which is the best language, spanish or english?
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . I think it's FRENCH
as your TONGUEs get tied when speaking to anoher person 
Transformers or Trans-Am
Posted by tranced
Transformer(cartoons and the movie).
The best mobile brand is?
Posted by se_p800
the best mobile brand mcdonalds clearly. the ones you get in the happy meal are brilliant.
Y dont people eat from their bum and poo out their mout????
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . because if ever, we will be walkin' UPSIDE-down . . .
Porsche or Porsche-wagen
Posted by tranced
Porshewagen 911 beetle
Posted by *Jojo*
@tranced - That's a SMORGASBOARD response dude
!
Lamborghini or Lambor-jeepney
Posted by se_p800
mcdonlds F1 is the best car!
cheese and tomato ice cream or chocolate chip hippo?
Posted by *Jojo*
I'll go with the hippopotamus !
ABBA or A-HA
Posted by tranced
AHEM
google or altavista?
Posted by se_p800
http://www.ask.co.uk
http://www.esato.com, or http://www.nokia.com?
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Posted by *Jojo*
www.sagem.com
What is the BEST way too keep your girl
off from rich and handsome guys
Posted by aatuif
Take her to the poles...
Why are there no alphabets on the 1 key of mobiles...
Posted by raZr
because there are sooooo many symbols on it.
ASH-ABHI WEDDING.... do only Indians know bout it?
Posted by Roo6
Yes, I've never heard of it!
Why do things that taste so good make u fat?
Posted by *Jojo*
Because it's all in the MIND !
If ever you are in my arms again . . . will you take my legs too when you go away
Posted by zetineb
No!. Homo erectus, homo habilis, homo sapiens, homo sapiens sapiens, and...
This message was posted from a One Touch 525
Posted by raZr
homo lesbians.. lol..
what came first: the egg or a chick??
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Posted by tranced
the farmer!
ADSL or T3?
Posted by *Jojo*
Arnie's - Terminator 4 !
Batman or Batcave
Posted by mustafabay
Batmobile. Duh.
Are we alone in this universe, should we feal lonely?
Posted by zetineb
You are not alone in universe, I m here too!. How many phones do you have?
This message was posted from a One Touch 525
Posted by Xugaa
3200.21 and 1/13th / 16 * 0.123 last time I checked...
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Posted by aatuif
'coz they can fly...
diff. b/w need and want...
Posted by *Jojo*
NEED is for SPEED . . . while WANT is for WANTED !
If you are GIVEN a chance to BE or not to BE
Posted by Adz21
id make a sandwich
should i stay in bed or should i get up now?
Posted by *Jojo*
You should take a BATH and go to the office - pronto !
Pringle's or Fingers
Posted by se_p800
toes!
would you rarther have a flux capicator or a continum transfunctionor?