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Posted by Neo-Tech
Hello,

I think the forum is pretty quiet so I decided to make a thread for everyone.
What you have to do is to ask a random question e.g Why do we have birds and then someone will give you a random answer back e.g Because they their to do poo on our cars

So let's get going shall we.

Why is eSato the best?


Posted by goldenface
.....because its the biggest and people respect each other here.

Whats the main difference between a Centipede and a Millipede?

Posted by fatreg
eye colour...

inny or outy?

fatreg

Posted by goldenface
....boiled bacon.


Red, green, blue or yellow?

Posted by fatreg
pink goldenface.. pink! do you not know me yet!?

what is it about music that we all love?

fatreg

Posted by Nanu
The Taste! mmmmmm

Why walk when we can run?

Posted by antichrist
because we have cars.
why fly instead of dive?

Posted by Davo_169
cheap champagne...
why does my wok in an box taste so good

Posted by antichrist
because you are not eating wok in a box, you are eating a hamburger.
why we can't compare an apple, a sony ericsson and a printer?

Posted by arien617
...they're all different things.

Can cats get lisps?

Posted by zyexx
no they cant...no member of the can family for that matter...


What is the purpose of meaning?

Posted by rrojas260
Me

What is faster a car or an over-weight turtle?

Posted by *Jojo*
an overweight-turtle of course . . .'cause it has NITROS !


What is heavier: a ton of feather or a ton of BOULDER

Posted by antichrist
1,2 tons of esatonians

why CDs are round when they could be spherical?



Posted by Neo-Tech
Because the CD is overgrown

Why do politicians have to wreck our lives?

Posted by aatuif
Quote:

On 2007-03-10 15:53:51, machanic wrote:
Because the CD is overgrown

Why do politicians have to wreck our lives?


Because they can't wreck their wives.
What is the difference between was philosophy and psychology

Posted by antichrist
The difference between philosophy and psychology is a big one

Why do we have birds?

Posted by Djrj
Cuz they r over rated....

y is orange juice so good??

Posted by *Jojo*
Because he CAN get AWAY with MURDER !


What to CHOOSE: death or debt

Posted by Djrj
the only choise is to let it go!!..if it comes back it was meant to b

now where r my pants??

Posted by *Jojo*
the PANTS is in your drinking glass . . . (punch)


Heaven or Heavy

Posted by mustafabay
Well all depends on the weather really. You really need the snow.

Are all zebras white with black stripes? Or are some black with white stripes?

Posted by *Jojo*
ZEBRAS are black with WHITE stripes . . .


GAY or LESBIAN

Posted by Burgaz
Captain John Luke Picard!

My leg just fell off what is the best way to re-attach it?

Posted by antichrist
weld it

why does a square has 4 90 degree angles?

Posted by Burgaz
Because everyone knows it's hip to be square!

Why can't hippos fly?


Posted by fatreg
because graded grains make finer flour.

pink or brown?

Posted by aatuif
Green

war or raw

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[ This Message was edited by: aatuif786 on 2007-03-11 14:24 ]

Posted by Djrj
Creatine Monohidrate

Licey or aguilas??

Posted by Nanu
Licey?? too dry!!


How did Lois' primal ritual celebration become interested in the contents of Ben Newman's fanny pack?

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[ This Message was edited by: nanu*1 on 2007-03-11 20:06 ]

Posted by *Jojo*
Because they were both - babes !


How much WOOD would a WOOD chuck chop if a WOOD chop would chuck - Norris



Posted by aatuif
One big log.


Free or paid.

Posted by zetineb
Free mobile and expensives bills and interests to pay. Why *Jojo* write some words in UPPERCASE?

This message was posted from a One Touch 525

Posted by aatuif
Small boys showoff BIG.

Difference between bush and blair.

Posted by whizkidd
Quote:

On 2007-03-12 07:46:00, aatuif786 wrote:

Difference between bush and blair.



The remaining letters after the first one... b.

How does teflon stick to the PAN?

Posted by antichrist
teflon sticks to pan with the help of the chewing gum

did americans got to the moon? there are no signs and gps doesn't work in space.

Posted by goldenface
.....Cheese on bread.


Does a caterpillar get itchy balls?

Posted by zetineb
Yes, for this reason it walk so slowly (it is scratching itself!). Why Esato is called Esato??

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Posted by Nanu
It is derived from hE SAT On the train playing with his phone!

If super glue is so super why don't it stick to the inside of the bottle?

Posted by aatuif
Since there is no contact with outside, so it does not solidify. He you leave cap open it will.

Difference between youth and teen.

Posted by Nanu
Mouthwash


Difference between pink and purple?
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[ This Message was edited by: nanu*1 on 2007-03-13 17:15 ]

Posted by deluded
Red.

If a lawyer and accountant are drowning, would you:

a) Play a round of golf

b) Go have a cup of coffee

Disclaimer: No offence intended, the vocations mentioned in the above are merely examples and can be substituted with any two vocations. However, the joke might not be as funny in doing so.

Posted by tranced
both, 'cause i dont know them

why we need the thumb finger?

Posted by aatuif
For a thumbs up.

Difference between a tune and a tone, except, of course, a different second letter.

Posted by Djrj
Itunes is used to listen to music

would u rather b on a train, walk on the rain or feel no pain?

Posted by mcrosser
no pain no gain

what's after Z ?

Posted by Nanu
y would you ask that?


What is the difference between a duck?

Posted by tranced
between a duck and what? a duck cant be compared with itself, can it?

why the wheels are not square-shaped?

Posted by *Jojo*
Because it will experience goose-bumps on the ANGLES . . .

Good or Evil

Posted by zetineb
Because a square wheel have 2 dimensions and we live on a tridimensional universe. Why I am so great?

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