Posted by max_wedge
My reply in brackets!
1. We accepted your loan request (I never applied for one, man that's good service...)
2. Vitamins for your Penis (oh good, I didn't know it was low on multi-b)
3. CIA Mail for you (What?...how did they find out about my terrorist activities...)
4. Do you have problems with women noticing you (yes they won't leave me alone....unfortunantly NOT)
5. Make a present for your penis (is it it's birthday?)
6. We help you save on meds (fine but can you help me save on drugs...)
7. Why is your woody so small (it isn't it just looks that way because my nuts are so huge...)
8. A bylaw in porridge (there are laws about porridge??)
9. Double or tripple your investments in one week (hmm, I have zero investments, so that will be...$0!)
10. part in their host goeth over running of Egypt and unto him by (eh?...screw you too!)
11. Your account is due in 14 days (oooh, I'm scared...I better open this email)
Posted by axxxr
Those are brilliant!
Posted by leeboy13
i do actually get some and think - bugger, have i signed up to this..... then reality kicks in and it just gets deleted - along with teh other 100 i receive that day
spam is starting to really take the mickey
Posted by arien617
This is where my Norton Spam filter comes into play. Only ever get the odd spam e-mail making its way into my inbox.
Posted by max_wedge
I set up a rule - move everything to a spam folder that is from any email address other than the addresses I specify. Then everytime I get email from a new address that is legitimate, I make sure I add it to the rule. I now get very few new addresses that aren't spam (made up addresses from spammers).
I use other rules with higher priority for removing obvious spam. So NO spam at all goes into my inbox, and only an occasional legitimate email goes to my spam folder.