Posted by procterdc
Boredom, sometimes gets the better of people. Thats why I came up with this lol. I'm going to start a story, and then its up to you lot to carry it on, anyway you like...
Once upon a time, there was a...
Posted by axxxr
man called boba who loved all things
and hated 
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . midget-guy . . . named - MATANGKAD, who loves to play basketball, unfortunately, he is JUST 3'7\". So, he shifted his interest to playing - FENCING, but when he was about to go on a competition, a PRETTY
babe came to ask him to . . . .
Posted by Rookwise
Massage her corn's and bunions.....
Posted by axxxr
whilst roasting chestnuts on an open fire,he asked her if she was up for some.......
Posted by *Jojo*
. . . but then - MATANGKAD, thought of other thing to do aside from - massaging . . . he then thought of cooking, by adding as GARLICs and ONIONs as ingredients . . . then the pretty BABE - named: MALANSA, tried convincing - MATANGKAD to do otherwise . . . to join her in the - jacuzzi
but MATANGKAD, will drown in the TUB because of his - height 
They just went oyster-eating in a Seafood Resto . . . named: TALABA at TAHONG ! When they finished eating . . . the waiter gave the TAB to - MATANGKAD . . . when he saw the BILL . . he fainted . . . MALANSA then . . .
Posted by Xugaa
He then ran with fright towards Gerry the barber who at the time was counting his kangeroos upon his very comfortable porcupine sofa. This was the end of Sarah as she wept no more, for Gerry was in fact a lemon. According to professor Wolfenstein...
Posted by *Jojo*
Professor Wolfenstein then took some SERIOUS advise about what to do with - MALANSA . . . he was comforted by his father - FRANKENSTEIN ! MATANGKAD then bought some viagras to accomodate his sexual needs with - MALANSA . . . unfortunately, she was wearing a Chastity Belt that ONLY a Moderator of Esato named: Mature, can OPEN the SESAME . . . then . . .