Posted by lufc 4 lyf
whats the funniest thing that as ever happened to you? just wondering
Posted by leeboy13
ok, feck it, i'll kick start this one as i feel it could be a great thread
I work in a bar (in cardiff) on weekends and i have a stammer.... my story goes.....
I was serving two girls this one time and i asked them what they wanted... they replied asking me what we had on specials...
I said, well girls (trying to be normal lol) we have a great selection of cock.....cock.....cock......cock...cock.....cocktails.... But by the second cock i was totally red with imbarresment lol... luckily for me though teh girls were actually really nice about it and realised i stuttered and laughed along with me
was funny as hell but to be honest that was thanks to them becuse if they werent so nice about it i dont think id of seen it all so funny lmao!
oh well, thats one of my funiest moments...
ps. mods, im sorry to use that word but its kinda important to the story
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[ This Message was edited by: leeboy13 on 2006-10-25 10:32 ]
Posted by goldenface
@leeboy
LMAO! That is funny! I'll have to think of mine now!
Posted by QuickShare
@leeboy13
Definately a great start from you mate
i'll think of mine and post up later
Posted by goldenface
I went to visit Southport Zoo with some friends.
I was looking at some Great Apes from behind a large glass screen. Next to me was a Lady holding a disabled child and everything the child was doing the Ape would copy - I think it was a large Chimp. It was amazing and dead cute.
Anyway, after the Lady left I thought I would have a go.
So I went nearer the ape, put my face to the screen and pulled a face. Whereupon, the ape flew into a rage, screeched, ran at me and whacked the screen with its hand really hard.
I was so shocked I fell backwards onto the floor against another cage whereupon a Spider Monkey had grabbed a hold of my hair and wouldn't let go!
I got attacked by a Swan that day too.
Needless to say I never went back.
Posted by leeboy13
thats cracking mate!!!
could have so much fun with that ape lol, gettign him to copy you
Posted by goldenface
I know but it wasn't as if I flipped it
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Posted by Danny_BFC
Wow 2 great stories. Hope this won't get moved to garbage. I'll post mine later, can't be arsed to type it out on phone lol.