Posted by axxxr
HARD-DISK Girls:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM Girls:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Girls:
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER Girls:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
SERVER Girls:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Girls:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Girls:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS Girls:
Also known as “WIFE”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t try to uninstall her … you will lose everything…
Posted by Luke-the-magic-man
LOL the virus one
Posted by axxxr
E-MAIL Girls:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
I happen to know quite a few of them!
Posted by max_wedge
I like Windows 98 Girl, she's always going down on me.
Posted by leeboy13
great stuff!
Posted by Evil Eye
lmao nice one
Posted by QuickShare
girls memory are good
Posted by Cycovision
You forgot Linux Girl. She's trusty, reliable and readily available but nobody understands her.
Posted by fatreg
and what about mac girl cyco?
shes slinky, sexy as hell, turns heads, a pleasure to be with but takes a while to get to know.
fatreg
Posted by fairygirl1
Yeah I second fatreg!!!! (got me a mac book!!!!)
(thanks for the compliment!!!!!
Posted by fatreg
not a problem fairygirl...
a mac book eh? oooh what a coincidence i posted that then..
fatreg
Posted by fairygirl1
I know, really strange that, and funny how that description fits me so well, I must have been born to have a mac!!!
Posted by fatreg
just like my wifey then.. she mac through and through..
fatreg
Posted by Berry
Yeah and my wifey....!
Posted by fatreg
and what a mac man do tmag?? :s
fatreg
Posted by Berry
He do a mac girl fatreg, what else!!!
Posted by fatreg
ahhh thats ok then tmag...
i was gonna get slighty worried there..
PHEW..
fatreg