Posted by axxxr
Here's a little game...The object of the game is to quickly say what you would like to do with the person who posts below you.
Rules: please Keep it clean No offensive or rude language
So i'll start here.....
I'll shake hands with the person below me.
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Posted by govigov
i would like to beat the person below me to a pulp.
Posted by deepsme
Damn Axxxr ur hands are dirty
I would like to applaud the first person 2 post after me.
Edit-I would like to throw the person above me in a slammer!
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[ This Message was edited by: deepsme on 2006-08-18 02:23 ]
Posted by *Jojo*
Me will KILL the guy next to me . . .
Posted by govigov
i thot u did blow them to bits....
I would like the next poster to turn into a donkey.
Posted by *Jojo*
Ur dead Govi !
Me will kick the next poster in the face !
Posted by *Jojo*
'Will TREAT the next poster to me . . . Yeah 'treat' . . . TREAT him like a 'C L E A N' (newly take-a-bath) . . . DOG !
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Posted by govigov
i never knew u liked slapping yourself on the face
i would like to stab to death the next poster with a .... Spooon !
Posted by *Jojo*
@govi - Looks like we are just slappin' our OWN FACES here dude, I hope Axxxr will join us !
'Will include the next POSTER . . . in my Last Will and Testament . . .
Posted by govigov
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Oh thank you JoJo
I would like to help the next person with his handicap.
Posted by *Jojo*
@govi - Yeah . . . and I am only WORTH US$ 0.00000000001 . . . right now matey
'Will give a DEAD UNIT K800i (dummy fone) to the next poster . . .
Posted by govigov
somethin is better than nothing JoJo
will give the dummy phone that i just got to the next poster.
Posted by amnesia
I'll give him/her a month extra free on contract (if they take one) on Fluid Mobile.
(what a smart post)
edit: just noticed the post above me. What is this dummy phone?
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Posted by rrojas260
Will give anothing at all to the next poster
-- Isnt a dummy phone just the case to show the phisical aspects of a phone? --
Posted by Debu
I will have an affair with the next posters girl.
@rrojas: Hmm..... **Thinks of new upcoming Sports Cars**
Posted by Johnex
i will give the poster bellow my p990
Posted by fatreg
sweet johnex!
i wish the person below me was miss c... then i could give her a big hug!
failing her, id give someone else a black eye.
fatreg
Posted by goldenface
Ouch!
Thanks Reg
I would make the person below me have a good wash.....
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Posted by Johnex
I'm actually off to the shower, give me a rub man!
the next poster is getting a blue eye from the door he just walked into.
Posted by goldenface
@Johnex
Not bloody likely
Ouch!!
I'm glad I only have 2 eyes!!!
I would like the person below to post a picture of their feet
Posted by methylated_spirit
I would like to roll around on some bare hardwood flooring, with a can of silly string and a beetroot, in front of a roaring log fire, with the person below me.
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Posted by Cycovision
*removes splinters*
I would like to have a deep and meaningful conversation about cheese with the next poster. Just cheese, mind. I don't do general dairy products.
Posted by Johnex
*Takes a bite out of the rotten cheese cyco has kindly given me*
The next poster will be forced to listen to celine dion for 24 hours.
Posted by goldenface
*takes a pencil and bursts ear drums.
I would like the poster below to post 8 peoples names beginning with the letter Q
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Posted by Cycovision
Quentin
Qabil
Qamar
Qamra
Qi
Qiana
Qiao
Qimat
And no, I didn't make them up! Google them if you don't believe me
I would like the next poster to explain in detail why eating sugar puffs make your wee smell like sugar puffs too.
Posted by masseur
I'll offer this for you to read in detail
I'd like the next poster to show me some good smilies
Posted by Aware
http://www.clicksmilies.com/
{hint: try star wars and weapons... lol}
I would like the person below to join me in a 'Rastafari'-style 'chill out'.....
Posted by methylated_spirit
And th incomparible Boris Johnson smilie!!!
I would like the person below me to explain why it hurts when i pee sometimes
Posted by Scorchio
What is a Urinary Tract Infection?
It is an infection in your urethra (the tube where pee comes out). Other names include bladder infection and cystitis. Cystitis is seen more in females because their urethra is shorter than a male's urethra. This lets germs in more easily.
Home Treatment:
As soon as it hurts to pee you should follow the suggestions below:
* Drink lots and lots of water (liters) for at least 24 hours after the discomfort starts. This helps to flush out the bacteria (germs).
* Do not drink alcohol or caffeine (coffee, tea, and cola).
* A warm bath may help lessen the pain and itching, but do not use bubble bath.
* Check your temperature to see if you have a fever because this could mean that you could have a more serious infection.
* Check for sores on your genital area (privates).
* Try not to have sexual intercourse until you feel better.
* If vaginal burning and redness or belly pain happen in a young girl you should discuss it with your doctor.
* After you go to the bathroom, you should wipe yourself from front to back. This helps to keep the germs from getting into your urethra.
* Try not to use perfumed feminine hygiene products (pads and tampons). Do not douche. Do not use bubble bath very often.
* Wash your genital area (privates) at least 1 time a day with mild soap or just plain water. Rinse the soap off well and dry yourself well.
* If you get urinary infections quite often then you should drink extra water before you have sexual intercourse and try to pee very soon after having sex.
* Wear loose fitting pants and cotton underwear.
* Pee as soon as you feel like you have to go.
I would like the next poster to bark like a female dog... you go bitch!
Posted by Johnex
You have prostate cancer
The next poster will be forced to work as a lab rat for testing mobile radiation.
Posted by Sammy_boy
I'll take that as long as they let me keep the phones I'm testing!
The next person to post after me must post that 'dancing nana' smiley!
Posted by QuickShare
here you go..
ancing nana:
Next person after me have to go get some rest!
Posted by masseur
next person should tell a joke!
Posted by deepsme
Esato loves Nokia
The next man has to post a pic of a HOT Girl.
Getting bored at work
Posted by QuickShare
she looks hot
next person after me have to explain the word Megapixel
Posted by Johnex
From wikipedia:
A megapixel is 1 million pixels, and is used not only for the number of pixels in an image, but also often to express the number of sensor elements of digital cameras or the number of display elements of digital displays. For example, a camera with an array of 2048×1536 sensor elements is commonly said to have "3.1 megapixels" (2048 × 1536 = 3,145,728).
Digital cameras use photosensitive electronics, either Charge-coupled device (CCD) or CMOS image sensors, consisting of a large number of single sensor elements, each of which records a measured intensity level. In most digital cameras, the sensor array is covered with a patterned color filter mosaic having red, green, and blue regions in the Bayer filter arrangement, so that each sensor element can record the intensity of a single primary color of light. The camera interpolates the color information of neighboring sensor elements, through a process called demosaicing, to create the final image. These sensor elements are often called "pixels", even though they only record 1 channel (only red, or green, or blue) of the final color image. Thus, a so-called N-megapixel camera that produces an N-megapixel image provides only one-third of the information that an image of the same size could get from a scanner. Thus, certain color contrasts may look fuzzier than others, depending on the allocation of the primary colors (green has twice as many elements as red or blue in the Bayer arrangement).
In contrast to conventional image sensors, the Foveon X3 sensor uses three layers of sensor elements, so that it detects red, green, and blue intensity at each array location. This structure eliminates the need for de-mosaicing and eliminates the associated image artifacts, such as color blurring around sharp edges. Citing the precedent established by mosaic sensors, Foveon counts each single-color sensor element as a pixel, even though the native output file size has only one pixel per three camera pixels[1]. With this method of counting, an N-megapixel Foveon X3 sensor therefore captures the same amount of information as an N-megapixel Bayer-mosaic sensor, though it packs the information into fewer image pixels, without any interpolation.
The next poster has to post a pic of the first Ericsson mobile phone!
Posted by goldenface
To the poster below, I would stick an orange in his mouth, dance around him dressed in a bunny costume, while singing james blunt at the top of my voice and pelting him with old worn out Nokia batteries.
Posted by Cycovision
Well, the Nokia batteries hurt a bit but James Blunt? I've had to book myself in for councilling now
The next person is required to post a picture of mad cap '80s comics Cannon and Ball pointing at each other.
Posted by axxxr
I want the person below me to explain why i'm the best!
Posted by goldenface
LMAO!
axxxr is the best because everyone says so
I want the next person to find a word that rhymes with Orange.
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Posted by QuickShare
Reason: cause you the only best news reporter around here
Next person have to get me a pic of a fresh juice .. darn im thirsty right now
Posted by Cycovision
Possibly because of your natural talent for reporting, your entertaining and sometimes controversial posting style and your...
Oh no sorry, it's because no other bloody forum would have you!
EDIT: Beaten to it, here's your juice matey
And here's a word that half-rhymes with orange: lozenge
(source:http://130.88.203.109/asktheexperts/faq/aboutwords/orange)
Right, the next poster should post the real name of the guy from the buggles in the stupid glasses (who did 'video killed the radio star')
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Posted by methylated_spirit
'Twas Dexter Fletcher of Press Gang fame, dude.
I would like the next poster to eat more greens, and dance around with an old pair of pants on their head, you know, gusset right across the nose.
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Posted by shaliron
I love my greens! Just as much as this guy:
I want the next person to cover themselves in chocolate!
Posted by QuickShare
here you go
Next poster have to explain what does the word PC stand for? quite easy? in professional way for sure
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Posted by siamese plantpot
PC
parental confusion. when a blokes gf has a kid and he doesnt quite understand how. he is too innocent to expect anything.
i want the next person to explain the history of a spork
Posted by Cycovision
Brief History of the spork:
The spork was first used in medieval times, although it looked rather different to the sporks we use today, being a wierd combination of a spook and fork rather than a spoon with forky bits on the end.
The spork as we know it went into mass production in the late 1800's with several notable cultlery manufacturers creating their own interpretations of the spork but keeping a similar design to the one we see today.
But it wasn't until the mid 1970's that the basic design became patented and the word 'spork' registered as a trademark.
It was also around this time that the spork made a spectacular comeback in the form of the hard, brittle plastic spoon / fork hybrid that we all know and love. Kentucky Fried Chicken, now known as KFC, started giving millions of sporks away with their 'coleslaw' side dish. Note the intentional use of inverted commas around 'coleslaw'...
I would like the next poster to find me a derogatory (but clean!) picture of Paul Mcartney's soon to be ex-missus, lady Heather-of-the bank-balance-Mills-Mcartney. Preferably with a joke about being one legged to go with it.
Posted by fatreg
not derogatory at all but mildly amusing..
and
from two legs to one leg in one fowl swoop...
i would like the next poster to ms paint the begining of the world..
fatreg
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Posted by Vein
Beginning of the universe but meh...
I would like the next person to give a full comparison of the N70 and N72
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Posted by fatreg
full comparison:
both nokia both shite...
id like the next poster to create a playtime for something mobile related..
fatreg