Posted by Chartreuse Eyes
Ausalam-u-alikum!
how's everyone?
@infern0 mujhe samaj nahi lagi we both have same subjects but still u r not doing Fsc? Wats different?
@sherry (ghooring n ghooring n keep ghooring)
Posted by infern0
@GE:thats cuz m doin olevels...away frm fcs....wat r u studying in bio these days...m studying plant.....AAAAAAAhhhh!!!!!
Posted by $herry
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
How could this be!
A woman who is taller than me!
Oh how could this be!
Its such a pity!
How could this be!
Oh how could this be!
See i wrote a poem
But honestly...thats VERY intimidating...i have been jeering at gals being short all my life...but hey
im 16, soon to be 17..i'll be taller than u when im 20 
so wait and watch bondizi...and hey give ur intro...calling u bondizi gives me the image of talking to an African gorrilla
But how COULD u be taller than me> AMAL! mujhe bhi energy booster do!
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[ This Message was edited by: masseur on 2007-08-21 15:03 ]
Posted by $herry
itna bara no
page hi phar diya..
U gave me an inferiority complex bondizi
Posted by Chartreuse Eyes
@infern0 i m on DIVERSITY OF LIFE VIRUSES AND PROKARYOTES and todays topic is Reproduction of bacteria.
p.s. Im still nt getting olevel thingy please explain a bit.
Posted by Chartreuse Eyes
@ sherry i dont think we need Engery booster we need a Ladder
lol! Btw i doubt if bondizi is a girl see her weight.
Posted by $herry
Wrestler hogi
Posted by Chartreuse Eyes
@sherry lol!
kud to tum pit'o gay hi saath mein mujhe be maar perwao gay 
Posted by infern0
@GE:bacterias!!!! i did that last year...bohat boring hai....isse acha plant hai...
Posted by shuak
Assalam-0-Alaikum kia haal hen sab k?
@sherry
koi to aya/ai tumharay muqabalay ka/ki
Posted by shuak
@greeneyes now on your question about Majazi Khuda.
jo tum ne baat boli thi k agar khuda k baad kisi ko sajda karnay ki ijazat hoti to main biwi ko kehta k apnay shohar ko sajda karay.
ye Hadis hai ayat nahi. is hadis ka maqsad ye batana hai k aik biwi ko kesa hona chahiye is ko sajday k hukam par nahi lena chahiye. asal ma wohi baat ho gaye naa k hum ne kabhi thouroughly samja aur parha hi nahi apnay mazhab ko jahan humain apnay faiday ki baat nazar ai wahan hum islam ko le aye aur jahan nuqsan hota nazar aya foran bol diya aisa nahi hota.
acha ab sawal paida hota hai k aisi hadis q ai? wo is liye k agar proper islami muashray main dekhen to aik Achay shohar par zada zimadari hoti hai (main aik proper islamic muashray ki baat karaha hon Pakistani ya west aur west se mutasir muasharay ki nahi) q k shohar ko 2,2 ghar chalanay hotay hen aik os k maan baap ka ghar aur aik os ka apna ghar jis main os k biwi bachay rehtay hen. in case agar ikhatay bhi rehtay hen to maan baap ki zima dari bhi mard par hoti hai. ab q k ghar bhi chalana hai to mehnat bhi zada karni party hai ab agar wo thaka haara ghar aye aur opper se begum bhi gussay main bathi ho to batao kia hoga aik to pehle hi bechara thaka haara aur opper se begum ki chak chak. agay tum khud soch sakti ho.
is liye biwi ko hukam diya hai k shohar k boaht zada khiyal rakhay. q k jitna shohar ghar aa k behtar feel karay ga otna hi os ki life easy hogi.
ab ye baat hogi k biwi ka khiyal kon rakhay ga os ka shohar rakhay ga aur os k bachay rakhay ge. aur is baat ko equal kar diya maan k kadmo main janat rakh k.
ab aa gai baat humaray Pakistani muasharay ki jahan sab ka haal aik hi jesa hai chahay wo Pathan ho sindi hon ya kisi b cast k hon sab ka haal aik hi jesa hai. biwi ko ghulam bana k rakhna aur agar koi ehtajaj karay to ye hadis parh k suna di jaati par ye nahi sochtay k pehle apna haqoq to poray karo jo islam ne kaha hai karnay k liye phir ana ye hadis le k.
mere khiyal hai itna hi kafi hai defina humaray muashray ko define karnay k liye.
west aur is se mutasir humari high class ki baat to begum sahiba ne b job par jana hai aur shohar sahab ne bhi job par jana hai subha jaldi bhagam bhag nashta kia begum ko apni pari hai k ma ne bhi office jaldi ponhchana hai warna boss....... bachay becharay nokron k hawalay.
shohar ghar aya to aik thaki haari biwi mili jo pehle khod ko to sanbhal le phir shohar ka khiyal rakhay aur job par bhi jana hai aur ghar ka khana bhi banana hai. to kesay karay pehle hi bechari thaki hoi opper se ghar k kaam. ghar pora bikhra para hai to aisay ghar main sakoon kahan se aye ga
jo intishar humaray muasharay main pehla hai is k waja yehi hai humaray bachay bigar chukay hai onko pesa to mila hai par tarbiat nahi yehi waja on ko aur pesay chahiye hen aur wo is ko haasil karnay k liye kuch kar jatay hen jis ka saboot e saaray street crimes ka itni tadad main hona hai.
ma ladies k job par janay k khilaf nahi hon par main ye zaror kehta hon k agar aap ka thoray main bhi sakoon se guzara hojata hai to aur aap k ghar main sakoon hai to is se bar koi cheez nahi degree zaror hasil karain magar is ko os waqt k liye sanbhal k rakhain jab waqai zarorat ho ye nahi k meri degree zaya ho rahi hai to main bilawaja job karon gi. degree kabhi zaya nahi hoti. pehle apna ghar phir koi aur kaam. yaqeen janain is muasharay main waqai sakoon ho jaye ga. aur jo beroz gaar larkay hen on ko bhi job mil jaye gi.
[ This Message was edited by: shuak on 2007-08-21 11:57 ]
Posted by solja786
wat up guyz....in canada now...chillin with my friend...howz everrone...the weather is kinda cold and its cloudy also...wats it like over there...
Posted by Nyb
solja! gud to see you mate
weather here in lhr is cloudy and cool today. rained for a little bit at about 4 pm. hey where are the pics u promised us?
Posted by Chartreuse Eyes
@shuak tottaly agree
but regarding jobs n women/females, Pakistan mein gurbut ka tanasub itna zayada hochuka hai ke females ko job kerna per rahi hain n i think in mein se woh khawateen jo shukia job kertein hein inki tataad bhut kaam hai aur na hi working women ki waja se guys ko job nahi mil rahi. Its just pesa na honay ki waja se business kerne walon ki tadaad bhut kam hogi hai n young generation k pass sirf job ki choice bachi hai. Here i would sorry to say humari young generation adhum b hogi hai mehnet se katrati hai. Even my biji says k mein nakmi hon *embarrass* lahore mein just for fashion n modrenism almost 75 hotel cafe mein yong girls as staff kaam ker raheen hai. ( aur aik waja girls as staff custmor ko attraction deyna b hai) affsoosnaak!!!
Per asi poor girls i m sure apni majboori k tahat hi kaam ker rahi hain. Qusoor kiss ka our Socitey!!!
Anyhow thanks for elaboration regarding husband/wife relation.
Posted by Chartreuse Eyes
@solja786 do baatein hein ya tou aap ki life line kafi hai
or kia kehtay hein think of the devil n ..... just pmed u n saw ur post. Hope u r enjoying!
Posted by shuak
@greeneyes bilkul sahi hai jesa ma ne bola ha k ma job karnay k khilaf nahi bus ye zaror kehta hon k koi valid reason hona chahiye u see kafi technical jobs main bhi larkian kaam karahi hen jahan par usually males kaam kartay hen. aur wo is kisam ki jobs hoti hen jin ki eduacation atleast middle class ki larkian nahi leti.
Posted by $herry
its raining here..posting from my car...raining like hell...more than cats and dogs...wiper on full but still cant see a thing....at a shell pump at the moment, under the shade...its slightly better but the wind still blows rain at my car...running on petrol, afraid car might go bust on CNG...man its never rained like that here...
Posted by solja786
wat car do u have sherry and wat time is it rite now
Posted by $herry
Suzuki Baleno. . .driving. .no good staying. . .gotta keep moving. . later. . when i reach home. .
Posted by $herry
HOme
Posted by Chartreuse Eyes
*proudy* i can drive too. My bro trained me for 6 months but all the time woh itna dantay thay ke mein daily rotay hovay gher ati thi :'( per one day its was raining n we me n bro was coming back for my daily driving lesson. Car was on a sloppy n dhlwan type road n it was three sided(T shaped) chawank my car was Sliping back n it was getting very diffcult for me to maintain space between car behind us. My bro was keep telling me how to maintain car in slope n anger is his i still remember. Suddenly i dont y how i pressed accelerate n there came another care infornt of us n THA!!! Humari gari ki headlights toti n bumper n samany wali car ka kia tota dont know. Bus inta yaad hai k i was crying as hell. N my bro was out there dealing with other car's owner. Pher bahi gahri ghar tak lay ker aye n all the way he was very soft 'k koi baat nahi maano asa hota hai kuch nahi hova see sub mehfooz hein. U dont worry just relax, ice cream kaho gi, blah blah blah... But i was crying n crying n crying...
After tat day i never sat on driving seat 'sighz' i dont want to kill anyone even bahi kai bar force kertay rehe per pher mein kabi nahi gai. 'embarrass' sherry's post reminded me tis again. Because it was a baleno too
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[ This Message was edited by: Greeneyes16 on 2007-08-21 17:29 ]
Posted by solja786
dats ok greeny...everyone makes mistake specially while learning...i have bumped ppl from behind sooo many times now...almost three.but thank god they were always very lite so the guyz didnt say anything
Posted by shuak
well people hurry ip we are very near to have 100 pages of this thread jaldi posting karo ye 3rd post hai is page par.
Posted by solja786
lets make it a 100
Posted by Nyb
okie dokie. now that i'm back after a hectic day out and nearly everyone is online lets finally make the 100
[ This Message was edited by: Nyb on 2007-08-21 17:41 ]
Posted by solja786
so how do we make a hundered
Posted by Chartreuse Eyes
@solja786
how? Guppein shuppein mar ker aur kia
Posted by Nyb
i guess we just start some sort of intellectual discussion here and let that do its job.
@greeny: lucky you can drive. i can only still barely manage to drive and that too only inside societies and such where there is very little to absolutely no traffic. and i can't drive a manual transmission either. only the automatic honda city that we have which my family rarely allows me to touch. they say that beta romania ja kar driving seekh lena, yahan par driving karne ka kya faida and traffic bhi acha nahi hota hai yahan etc... I WANT TO DRIVE
[ This Message was edited by: Nyb on 2007-08-21 17:49 ]
Posted by solja786
in pakland ..its fun to drve..cuz no rules...lol...
Posted by infern0
@GE:good thing uv learned to drive ....know wat my mom taught me and trust me on this 1 she threw her tantrum on me to such extent while teaching that aisa lagta tha woh mere nana ka gusse ka badla mujh se lairaheen hon(the tym wen he taught her) and u didn damage ur car...know wat i did?!!
outta street phobia i managed to break the bumper and axel of my car!!!! how cool is that!!!
[ This Message was edited by: infern0 on 2007-08-21 18:16 ]
Posted by aatuif
hi everyone!!!
Posted by Nyb
according to me driving is fun as long as the roads are well built and wide enough.
sorry but i gotta go now ppl. i'm needed outside as me and my bro are about to wash our car. i'll see you all at night (if someone is kind enough to still be online)
Posted by Nyb
@inferno: you broke the car's axle?
what did u hit?
@aatuif: hello
Posted by solja786
ohhhhh now i understand dat inferno said axel...i was wondering wad da hell is excel...lol
btw...ima eat some and den hit da mall
Posted by infern0
@NYB:thnx for correcting it monsieur.....wat did i hit? a van! lol....cuz u see the paki lanes kitni patli hoti hain....cudnv guess kitni space hai!
Posted by bondizi
i'm not a girl, you fools!
yet i have agreed to be hero ki ma because SUCH is my dedication
Posted by infern0
@Bondizi:ur not a girl!!!!!! i swear bondizi sounds like some glam chick!!
Posted by bondizi
yes! its my online persona...Glam Chick Extraordinaire..
I also go by Rocket Queen, but dont tell anyone, heh
Posted by infern0
@BOndizi....kia larki hai yar.....ALL HAIL!!!
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Posted by $herry
A discussion about driving and the craziest, most experienced one absent? I have been driving since i was 8. . .9 years
I have had only one collision, which, like my other bumps, was while racing. We were going neck to neck. An fx( old hatchback) was turning in front of the guy on my right. I remember him going straight, faster, instead of stopping and i thought, mara saala. But that tiny car turned and came right in front of me horizontally and WHAM. I hit it so hard, i blew out every bit of glass in it, all the windows that is, and made the roof collapse. Noone was hurt. There was blood on my shirt but i never found the wound
the driver was an old man who stayed quite seeing 10-odd guys against him, and my car was insured
I also broke my axle while racing. We were again neck to neck, and i had to go into on coming traffic. I did not, and stayed where i was, and thus ended on top of the road separator
you know, the kinda footpath that separates two roads. RIP mr.axle. But i then got a custom suspension from a car modding shop and its sweeeeet 
Driving today was fun. It was more like skating in your car than driving. And you could hit a 180 without pulling the handbrake
P.s i dont endorse rough driving. Do that in video games like need for speed. In real life, drive safely! And wear your seat belt
Racing is NOT cool kids.
Posted by $herry
Well i'll keep posting to make it a hundrer
Posted by $herry
I meant hundred in the last one. Stupid t9.
Posted by $herry
I'm on esato mobile.
Posted by paul101
no1 talking to you?
This message was posted from a nkjdfhiutheruiqw
Posted by $herry
Dunno about the html version, but we are about to complete three hundred pages on the mobile version. I'm on 299. Would be great to have someone help me till 300. Otherwised, i'll carry you all there single handedly
Posted by $herry
Welcome paulo!
People would talk but prob is, nobody's online. So let's just talk.
Posted by paul101
your on your 100th page on the pc
This message was posted from a mac that wont give me my cd back
Posted by $herry
Yay! I made a 300 on mobile esato
kidding. We ALL made it. Hey paulie, tell me how many pages are there to this thread on the html version?
Edit: yea! We made a hundred as well. All thanx to me
and paulie
You're on a mac? That's silly.
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[ This Message was edited by: $herry on 2007-08-21 21:31 ]
Posted by paul101
i'm using a mac
This message was posted from a mac that wont give me my cd back
Posted by $herry
Which cd has the mac eaten up?
And what did you think of the offer i made via PM?
This message was posted from a phone that could easily kick paul's mac's butt in terms of functionality.