Posted by jcwhite_uk
Do your part to help David Hasselhoff reach number one this summer!
http://www.gethasselhofftonumber1.com
Posted by fatreg
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Posted by Cycovision
Bring back the Hoff?
I'd rather crawl on my hands and knees through sulphuric acid laced pig s**t, have my eyes intricately dissected by my own toe nails which have just been removed by red hot pliers and have my little boy's bits river-danced upon by a one hundred-strong troupe of devout Irish traditionalist octopus wearing 3" stilettos and carrying a heavy load of shopping.
Posted by scotsboyuk
@Cyco
You're sending out some mixed signals there, can you clarify your position?
Posted by haynesycop
ROTFLMAO!
Posted by Cycovision
Just to clarify here, scotsboy and I have debated Hoff related issues in the past but unfortunately, common ground was never found.
My intentions are quite clear, I feel.
To put it another way, I would rather have scotsboy and meths perform a highland jig upon my genetalia than bring back the Hoff.
And I don't mean that in a kinky way, I've already had three duff cheques off them so those days are definately over.
Posted by scotsboyuk
I rather like the Hoff because ... well ... he's the Hoff!
Posted by Cycovision
Yeah, but Shane Ritchie? Well, where do I start...
Posted by dicky
the hoff is a legend! get him to number 1!!
Posted by leeboy13
the hoff is a legend! but cyco, thats quality saturday morning reading!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Cyco, whats your problem? Can you name another mulleted German with an intelligent car and severe swimwear issues? If you can, well good for you! But i don't know of anyone else like that, so i'm sticking with The Hoff. Pffft.
Posted by JK
What happened to chuck?
Posted by Cycovision
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Can you name another mulleted German with an intelligent car and severe swimwear issues? |
Actually I think this is the issue. I cried for hours when my dad told me that KIT couldn't really talk, it was just a bloke doing a bit of voice acting. It was like finding out that Santa Clause wasn't real, or that little girls don't really have their willies chopped of when they're babies.
Posted by methylated_spirit
They don't? Then why does my girlfriend tuck her balls away during coitus?
Anyhoo, I think your hatred of Herr Hasselhoff is misguided. He's a gentleman, who knows his Bratwurst from his Frankfurter, his Goebbels from his Goering, and his East Berlin from his West. The blond, blue-eyed handsome bloke is a national treasure, a teutonic pin-up, for goodness' sake!
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Posted by Cycovision
Yeah but so was Adolf Hitler and look at all the trouble he caused! We don't want all that again do we? Especially with the football on.
Also, I think you and your g/f really need to have a serious chat...
Posted by Luke-the-magic-man
who/what is hoff?
Posted by Cycovision
Here he is:
He shot to fame during the 1980's in the kids TV show 'Knight rider' and then returned in the 90's as a lifeguard in 'Baywatch'. Between those shows, he recorded a load of dreadful euro-pop songs which became phenomenally successful in Germany. He now spends most of his time there entertaining his adoring fans.
Posted by leeboy13
its still early..... thats too much hoff for a monday morning
Meths its sounds like i should take you g/f back to thailand with me
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Posted by Luke-the-magic-man
@ lee I bet youve never said that before!
so this hoff guy is some kinght rider, gay beastyanity luving, german hore?
Posted by leeboy13
and he sang on the berlin wall
Hes like a national tresure to the germans - anyone know exactly why they love him so much? I only like him coz he brought lovely ladies to me teenage years in red swimming costumes and slowed the speed down (hes a genius)!
Come on luke, you must of seen baywatch? pamela anderson, carmen electra?
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Posted by Luke-the-magic-man
before my time, and there maybe a small fact when I did watch it I wasnt paying attention to the blokes
Posted by leeboy13
i see matey, that was just me then - eeeeek!
Posted by methylated_spirit
That picture is EXACTLY why Herr Hoffmeister is so great! Such daring! Such panache! Just look at the racy placing of the puppy dogs, the carefree spread of ringlets of slick hair, the aryan glint in the eye. The guy is fantabulous. I love you, David.
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Posted by Cycovision
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the aryan glint in the eye |
That's what worries me, I can see the Nuremberg rallies happening all over again. Thousands of innocent middle aged German women all waving cigarette lighters in the air and being brainwashed into wearing leather bomber jackets and sticking a fluroescent light tube onto the bonnets of their cars.
Well scary
Posted by Luke-the-magic-man
he looks allot like a middle adged kiddie fidler, is there something you aint teling us meths?
Posted by leeboy13
Hes got that look in his eye in that pic - where hes saying something like - 'luke, i am your father......'
Posted by methylated_spirit
He's the Cliff Richard of Germany! Thats why middle-aged women are following him in their droves! Just because a couple of skinheads cheered him on at the Berlin Wall doesn't make him evil. Just because he so perfectly fits The Fuhrer's vision doesn't make him a bad person. He's right up there with Dolph Lundgren in the good guy stakes, so back off!
Posted by dicky
just thought id give this a bump.
do your duty,get the Hoff to the top
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwEk62HViIA
Posted by *Jojo*
I really liked David's - Knight Rider TV Series in the 80's . . . am really at awe seeing that black Trans-Am kick the nemesis' arse . . . I am already around 14 then . . . that's why I know for sure that KITT as a car really can' talk
The A-Team is my other TV fave !
Posted by jcwhite_uk
Its now time to do your part and buy the single. I bought the CD single today.