Posted by wildmurphy
Here is a tip for all.
Open ur t68i open.
Fanny about with the wires until u get a really nasty laser beam shooting out from it.
Step 2. Find a small annoying animal, test it to see if it is alive.
Then take ur MA-8910c cable and ram it down some idiots throat (ie the carphone whorehouse managers) because aftermarket producs promise to do the job just as good are toss.
Oh and punch Bill Gates on the way back, and if poss pizz on Bin Ladens grave.
Posted by ryno376
suh-weeeeet! my cat IS dead, i lost my job kuz managers frown upon things being shoved down their throat... uh... well sometimes, but thats called "job security", i ctrl alt deleted bill gates' ass and i can now walk easier kuz my bladder is empty. thanx wildmurphy for that tip!
Posted by bingo
Hey mine isn't working!
How do I get the laser beam? Is it on the same menu as changing the message alert tone?
Posted by wildmurphy
No no, it there with the auto javascript coffee making facility, you just have to connect pin 278 of the cpu with the blue capacitor, then the ir becxome s a lazer, ur phone can cook, and also your bird will start to look a lot like kelly brook.
Wish id thought to shoot my cat, my housemate was well pizzed off when i shot his hamster instead................
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Posted by jellyellie
murphy isnt it pin 230?
Posted by pachy
@Wildmurphy, nyc 2 meyt ya, what a great time to be alive.
Posted by mscarrot
Sorry guys but im sure it is deff. pin 007 (the one on the most upper right part of the CPU)....
and be carefull not to try this laser beam at old people......remember they can't run and hide fast......
Wishing you all kinds of fun with this new toy...
OEEEPPPSSS have to rescue the cat, my dog is chasing him with my beamed T68i.....
Posted by wildmurphy
Well yeah, u cant do old people with it!! And yes it is a great time to be alive pachy
And i think it is pin 230 actually mate, but 007 might work, Ask Mr Bond, he might know........
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Maaaaam im 8 years old an if i wanna fingerpaint then im gonna fingerpaint.
Posted by p_mihill
I dont understand were are the wires i have to fanny around with. just looks like a circuit bored to me
Posted by woutervg
wildmurphy: Bin Laden isn't dead, because bush id too stupid to catch him.... So how can you piss on his grave???
Posted by wildmurphy
People, he is dead, i know this coz i shot hime with my lazer, And to get to the wires you have to release some of the fine inline capacitors to get to the wiring, i will post a wiring diagram of the t68i soon so we can all make our own. XXX
Posted by super_cyberboy
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Posted by wildmurphy
Damn i wanna be on the top of the list again
Posted by cyanx7
MAN, OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
now THAT is what i call garbage!!!
congratulations madmurphy!!!!!!!
nice to have this topic in the dumpster!!!!
