Posted by Burgaz
Sod it... I'm gonna go for a Giant Clam!!
The ability to turn things in to pearls over a couple of decades should come in quite handy for funding the project!!
Posted by Davo_169
ive recently acquired from southern peru the end to all of your animals..
a leopard with velociraptors glued to each foot holding chainsaws and spitting bricks.....the leopards also spits bricks
Posted by Cycovision
HaHaHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!
You're forgetting that bird poo is corrosive, my albatros' number twos will quickly dissolve your clam's pathetic pearls, turning them to a slightly unpleasant mush in a matter of years!
And trogdor, there's a massive flaw in your plan. Ever since a getleman with Asian features accidentally farted in heathrow airport, we're now back on maximum terror alert level. This means that extinct animals and building materials are no longer permitted on flights to the UK, so you have no way of transporting your fighting machine to rural Kent.
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Posted by Burgaz
ah fook... Did i forget to mention that with my first pearl i will be coating the shell in adamantium.... The same stuff Wolverines bones are coated in!! That's some pretty hardcore Sheit!!
[ This Message was edited by: Burgaz on 2006-09-15 12:05 ]
Posted by Cycovision
Bah!! adamantium eh? Well, you may have won the battle but definately not the war. My team of mad scientist aardvarks are working on a new superweapon as we speak. The first consignment of diet coke and mentos will be arriving at their labs any time now!
Posted by mustafabay
My evolved skunk farts in all your animal's general direction. All animals die either because of the smell poisons them or the smell causes them to enter a unvolentary spasm of puking causing them to die of dehydration.
Game Over.
Posted by *Jojo*
I can easily dispatch my cloned: vulture-ala-batman with anthrax any time . . .
Posted by max_wedge
You all forget the worst animal of all, bacteria!!
My genetically mutated germ will have one purpose - to make an arsehole pucker up and not open.....
All your other animals are fooked... hehehahahahehehehhaha (maniacal laughter)
Posted by Dogmann
Ok Guys some of your animals would be incapable of actually useing never mind even holding thier weapons. So back to reality well kinda of i take my real life best friend an Albino Dobermann and give him sharpened titanium teeth and say BRING IT ON .
Marc
PS if i was totally insane i could actually get the teeth add on, seriously as crazy as that sounds its true.