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Posted by axxxr
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

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Name: Greg Bulmash.

Sex: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

Desired position: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

Desired salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

Education: Yes.

Last position held: Target for middle management hostility.

Salary: Less than I'm worth.

Most notable achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

Reason for leaving: It sucked.

Hours available to work: Any.

Preferred hours: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

Do you have any special skills?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

May we contact your current employer?: If I had one, would I be here?

Do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting up to 50 Lbs?: Of what?

Do you have a car?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

Have you received any special awards or recognition?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.

Do you smoke?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

What would you like to be doing in five years?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

Do you certify that the above is true and complete to the best of your knowledge?: Yes. Absolutely.

Sign here: Aries.
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Posted by *Jojo*
H m m m m . . . this is GREAT ! Will try to apply the 'style' at either: Wendy's or Burger King !

Posted by EastCoastStar
figures its from my area! hahaha

Posted by DarkWolfX
Omg, "Sign here: Aries" ROFL !!!

Posted by Cycovision


Reminds me of a true story...

During my uni years, i used to work the holidays as a labourer for a small building firm. We were having a tea break one day when a HUGE, surley looking man (we later found out he was called Bill) marched onto the site, approached the forman and asked him for a job.

Forman: Have you ever worked on a building site before?

Bill: No.

Forman: Right, Ok. Well, are you any good at DIY or woodwork or anything like that?

Bill: No, not really.

Forman: Errrr... right. Well, we could do with another labourer I suspose. Have you ever mixed cement before?

Bill: No.

Forman: Well, not to worry you'll soon pick it up. We start at seven in the morning during the summer, will you be able to get here for seven?

Bill: I suspose so.

Forman: Look, I'm not being funny but you don't seem very keen. Are you sure you want to work on a building site?

Bill: No, not really.

Forman: Then why have you come here asking for a job?

Bill: Because the dole office made me.

He started work at seven the next day

Posted by luigithfc
that was quite funny lol!!!
did he really get the job?

Posted by kiwifly
a pretty real job application!

i will hire him if i am the boss

Posted by methylated_spirit
hehehhehe thats great!

Posted by rockygali
hhmm with that kind of attitude McDonald's will definitely hir him... and make him the Next RONALD McDONALD clown.

indeed he's funny!


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