Posted by axxxr
100th post in my Evil Thread is all mine!!....Muhhaaaaa!!
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U.S BLEW UP THE TOWERS
[ This Message was edited by: axxxr on 2006-12-02 01:50 ]
Posted by *Jojo*
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. . . yeah, yeah, yeah . . . and you can have the - 666th POST too mate
Posted by sn3ipen
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BTW: I can do it almost free of charge. I will take care of it all and make sure that the devill will leave axxxr's lost and poor soul so he wont be able to do anything evil like posting weired news and trash post's ever again. All you have to do is order and pay me some small amount of money once a month. Only 50$
I also have ther Exorsism - Do it by yourself pack for only 500$. For that cheap price i will send you all the nececary equipment and a user manual on a double DVD-Rom
The pack includes:
- One gallon of holy water
- Onion
- A Cross
- A Puke bag
- Poison (Just in case)
- A excorsit Uniform
- And the user manual on double DVD-Rom
Special Offer:
If you buy the Exorsism - Do it by yourself pack Within 10 days you also get the Axxxr special edition pack wich include a list of over 100!!! Yez, over one hundered gadget news sources so you dont have to wory about the news thats not comming anymore when axxxr is a normal humanbeeing again.
Dont even think about it. Maybe its allready to late to save his poor soul.
Order Info
You can pay me with Visa, Mastercard or PayPal. Just send me a PM with your order, adress and paying methods.
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ESATO!!![ This Message was edited by: sn3ipen on 2006-12-01 22:12 ]
Posted by mrao
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ummm...consid4ring you spelt "exorcism" wrong, I doubt anyone would be willing to avail of your services
Posted by sn3ipen
Dont underestimate me. I am the only one who can save him
Posted by axxxr
sn3ipen JOIN ME OR YOU WILL SUFFER MY WRAITH!!
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[ This Message was edited by: axxxr on 2006-12-02 01:49 ]
Posted by sn3ipen
Never. I am the one who survive evil.
Posted by *Jojo*
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@axxxr - Maybe you mean . . . WRATH dude
How many Eastonians you have now in your - Lair
Posted by axxxr
THIS IS WHERE ALL WHO DENY ME BELONG: Send them to Hell
Posted by sn3ipen
I will show you all that the good will survive the evil in the end. You are all damned and will be suffering in axxxr's (or was it damien's) home also known as hell.
Posted by mrao
the electonic gadget filled heaven, you mean
Posted by sn3ipen
Can i get a iPod up there? If so... Can i get a pink one??? What about ps3 and bluetooth watch??
Posted by axxxr
NOT UP THERE,DOWN THERE!!
JOIN ME AND I WILL BESTOW YOU WITH iPHONES!!
Posted by sn3ipen
Looks like we got ourself a deal mate
Posted by axxxr
THEN REPEAT AFTER ME!!
I sn3ipen GIVE MY SOUL TO AXXXR THE MASTER OF EVERYTHING EVIL, AND HEREBY DECLARE MY LOYALTY.
AFTER REPEATING THE ABOVE WALK AROUND 6 TIMES IN AN ANTI-CLOCKWISE DIRECTION.
ONCE COMPLETED MAKE A OFFERING TO ME OF A CHICKENS FOOT AND A COWS TAIL AND YOU WILL BE DECLARED AS ONE OF US!!!
Posted by sn3ipen
I sn3ipen GIVE MY SOUL TO AXXXR THE MASTER OF EVERYTHING EVIL, AND HEREBY DECLARE MY LOYALTY.
Walking in circles anti clockwise not only 6 but 666 times for you my master...
A broken cow tale!!!
I also fried the chicken foot for you
Posted by *Jojo*
Nice one . . . nice one indeed !
@sniper - You'll surely be gettin' my VOTE for the BEST Animal-Lover Award here at Esato . . . next year mate
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Posted by axxxr
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NOW I DECLARE YOU sn3ipen ONE OF MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS!
EVIL WILL AS OF NOW BE GOOD TO YOU!!
Posted by *Jojo*
Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . and the USUAL - good things that normally happens will NOT be by your side - sniper
Like: Good Karma (always-bad) and the LIKES . . . though if you will FALL from a plane (while flyin') rest assured that you'll go DIRECTLY 6 feet under the GROUND beside . . . your Papa 
Posted by sn3ipen
Woho!!! iPod Mobile and lots of gadgets on my way
First of all. Dont call me sniper... I think its more like sn3ipen.
I am an animal lover As axxxr said: EVIL WIL AS NOW BE GOOD TO YOU And i dont care about carma as long as i can get my hands on those gadgets
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Me...
[ This Message was edited by: sn3ipen on 2006-12-05 02:08 ]
Posted by *Jojo*
@ipen - So, you traded your SOUL just with those GADGETS
. . . ohhh my GOODNESS ! ! ! You should have just auctioned it (soul) at Ebay . . . maybe someone will trade it for a P990 or K800 mate
Posted by sn3ipen
Do i have to die before i get those gadgets???
Posted by axxxr
YOU CAN ONLY GO TO HELL ONCE YOU DIE AND YOUR GUARANTEED A PLACE INSIDE NOW!!!
Posted by *Jojo*
Yeah . . . UNFORTUNATELY . . . your supreme - master: LUCIFER, did NOT approve the USE of ariconditioning device in his PALACE . . . so, it's like OVEN right there . . . everytime . . . all the TIME !
Posted by SE4NICK
Hmmm axxxr does the dark side have milk and cookies if it does can i be put on the dark sides waiting list. The good side has only ever given me health food.
Posted by axxxr
SORRY WE ONLY DO BLOOD AND GUTS!!
Posted by SE4NICK
Darn it, im stuck with health food