Posted by marlonski
axxxr – Man or myth, some say he lives on a diet of electrons, protons and gigabytes, others say that he works for the CIA and his dislike for George Bush is just a rue to expose the real anti American establishment by posting material that he knows will encourage this element to speak out
I’ve been following his posting habits, watching the odd flame war erupt. I can tell you, there is something more sinister going on here than meets the eye !
No one can argue that he is a well respected member of the esato community. Posting news officially for esato, and also a variety of posts, covering a wide range of things from tech to funnies. Here’s the strange bit, where does he find the time to do all of this, run his own site WIDGX and actually sleep ? Only the devil’s spawn could keep this up !
The constant barrage of all things tech is just one of his plans to turn us over to the dark side ! Search your feelings, you want that P990, that damn HDD video watch with sat nav and built in wifi. Most of you would sell your own mother to get that extra megapixel or gig of memory and this is his doing ! Well I’m here to tell you that this is the work of the dark one, the one they call Damien.
He will post some anti American article (his favourite subject)
, drop in a little je ne sais quoi and et voila ! world war 3 breaks out. Don’t be fooled guys, he’s reeling you in and then dobbing you in to his agency
Look at his alias, it has XXX in the middle of it for goodness sake !!Are you lot blind ? I know two other goverment agents that use the same 3 initials, Vin Diesel and Ice T
He’s the same, he’s a spy, say XXX quickly and you could mistake it for 666, which I believe is it’s true meaning, that’s right Damien, I’m on to you
Most of you will by now have noticed his ever changing avatar (git!)
I’ve had a couple of specialist look into this with shocking results
His avitar using special magnification tools, note Damiens outline !
The same again but with fully rendered magnification
I think it’s proof that he is working on our subconscious trying to familiarise both you and I with his true self. Will it be the end of the world when he reveals himself ?......erm No
axxxr or is it Damien
come and explain yourself, this shouldn't be too much of a problem for you as you spend most of your time nowadays doing this
Posted by JK
LOL!!! I see you quite a fan!!
Posted by Sammy_boy
Now there's a conspiracy theory!
but I think the 'xxx' is actually for his love of the, erm, female form and seeing it in all it's glory!
Just you wait till he comes online, he'll hit you with a bolt of lightening!
Posted by leeboy13
love it!
Lol
Posted by axxxr
marlonski now you will face my wrath!
Posted by marlonski
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I never knew that
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Oh dear ! Damien, or is it axxr
feeling a little exposed now ?
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Posted by PeterKay
Quality topic, Axxxr i think you need to tell the truth
Man or Myth
Posted by axxxr
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I have many names,Damien is one of them!
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I come in many shapes,I am make myself appealing to humankind to have my way.
Here is a childhood picture of me after the great lord lucifer sent me to earth!
Posted by PeterKay
Posted by dr_thug
axxxr,you are busted.
to unearth great mysteries needs extreme intelligence(and a lot of precious time).so now a new mystery unfolds...who exactly is "marlonski"?Whats his true identity?which agency is he working for?
Posted by govigov
and i am the right hand man for hugh hefner
Posted by marlonski
@axxxr - I have to be honest with you mate. It looks like as a child you were hit with the ugly stick
@doc -
it's not a secret mate, marlonski's half russian cossack, half lion tamer
Posted by axxxr
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I have revealed myself,now its time to show my TRUE POWERS!
I revealed Marlonski's true identity last year as he described!
\"Half russian cossack, half lion tamer\"
Posted by *Jojo*
Now . . . I am REALLY beginning to see the TRUTH behind the Anti-Bush Esatonian
I've seen a co-member 'draw' a 'satanic' image (star) back then with Axxxr's - avatar 
Now I am really beginning to THINK ! (which I don't NORMALLY do !!!) . . .
Posted by axxxr
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JN and think....am i dreaming?
Time to bring you over to the dark side i think....wish to join the great master?
Posted by max_wedge
Oh shit, look Axxxr, I've revealed a lot of secrets in your threads - and I know you could dob me in to the CIA, but maybe you can give me a job instead? I'd happily work with you, but I'd prefer you take the form of Elizabeth Hurley (aka "Bedazzled")?
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Posted by marlonski
@max - liz hurley eh
you don't have the hair for it mate
Posted by axxxr
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Indeed you have,and for which you shall pay with your soul which is now mine! You will pay for crimes and your punishment is for you to be: Jenna Jameson!
I've already had Elizabeth Hurley!
Posted by max_wedge
I don't want to BE Elizabeth Hurley mate
I was more thinking Axxxr would take her form (Lizzie plays The Devil in bedazzled).
If you are going to work with the devil, it's better he looks like Elizabeth Hurley than the Devil spawn of Satan, I always say.
Posted by *Jojo*
I PREFER . . . Bobbi Eden and Tory Lane over Jenna Jameson !
@axxxr - What DOES the "A" and "R" stands for mate
Posted by dr_thug
Liz looked simply hot in that movie.
OOF TOPIC.
maybe this link can help for the hair...the perfect answer for balding.
http://www.propia.co.jp/hair_con/english/index.html
saw it on discovery channel and was simply amazed.
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Posted by BobaFett
if axxxr is the devil, then i wanna get in the hell, when i die. there was a great german book i read years ago, dont focus on the title, more on the message:
"good girls come in the heaven, the bad ones everywhere"
Posted by max_wedge
Okay, look I'll be Jemma, but I'll need Kristy Canyon as my lesbian assistant, otherwise I'm getting a job with the Russians.
Posted by axxxr
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These are Phoenician Sacred Letters of the occult!
A - meaning:
R- meaning:
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WIDGX THE TRUTH REVEALED
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Posted by *Jojo*
@axxxr - The "A" looks like a 'centavo' sign ! While the "R" looks like a 'pole' (flag) on the golf course
Posted by methylated_spirit
Weighing in at 16 stone and being only 4 foot 11 inches, Axxxr is a rotund midget of a man. Perhaps he wouldnt be so stunted and overweight if he hadn't been sitting at his computer since he was 7 years old. Hates tyranny, and oppression, which he combats vociferously with tyranny and oppression. Wears grey jogging bottoms and a System Of A Down hoodie. Eats luncheon meat straight from the pack, and drinks Pepsi Max. Swears profusely, which his gran hates. Avid porn collector, again, which his gran hates. Once had a girlfriend, but his gran hated her too.
Posted by ares
I think axxxr is really nokia´s president
The man that runs the giant evil phone company just wants to play with SE phones
Posted by Bambino
no no no! u guys all wrong!
Axxxr actualy is Mr Bean! A=Atkinson R=Rowan
xxx=mrB (his initial)
Axxxr here in esato is finding a new inspiration for his new movies! (maybe political thriller)
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Posted by marlonski
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Posted by *Jojo*
I am wondering if the former Esatonian - AntiChrist_666 and Axxxr are just one and the very . . . same
Posted by marlonski
Mmmm - interesting concept JN.
I think that the guy was probably one of axxxr's followers
Posted by *Jojo*
@marlon - Following his tracks here at Esato (Anti_Christ666) . . . I guess he is popularly known . . . now as - Merovingian (a character in the Matrix Film) . . . he's NOT that frequent to be seen around though
Posted by marlonski
The devils spawn's at it again ! Any chance axxxr gets, he's advertising his true self !
See for yourself !
Posted by *Jojo*
@marlon - What a 'coincidence' mate
Posted by mcrosser
man that's too much coincidence. think it was planned up?
Posted by *Jojo*
Watch for every thread that has 665 number of posts on it then . . . we might 'assume' that Axxxr will be the next poster on that
Posted by marlonski
How can you plan something like that
I think Damien is stalkin the threads looking for every opportunity he can to post his evil sign, he knows I post in the w800/w810 picture thread regularly, he's obviously stalking me too
Apparently, axxxr's 911 conspiracy thread has also just passed 666 posts
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Posted by axxxr
Posted by *Jojo*
@axxxr - If you think that George W. Bush is an EVIL guy (which I 'now' presume he is to YOU) . . . and this "666" issue about you is ehhhh- uuuhhh - ohhhh . . TRUE ! Then I guess you should be 'idolozing' George then
(Just for the sake of this thread dude
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Posted by max_wedge
Hey marls did you notice who it was who posted the 666th post to the 911 conspiracy thread?
http://www.esato.com/board/vi[....]ic=68243&start=660#post1610547
I'm in league with the devil...
Posted by marlonski
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Yes mate I did notice that you had taken a turn for the worse
You must search your feelings, there is still good in you !
Posted by max_wedge
I am your father Marlonski, you know it to be true. Join me, and we can rule the Galaxy side by side as father and son. And pick up hot twilek chicks at the mos eisley cantina....
Posted by methylated_spirit
I went to axxxr's for tea on Sunday, and goodness gracious me, check out his door knocker!
I decided to back away slowly, whilst vigorously crossing myself and reading the bible without pausing for breath. I should have known when he said he was making Deviled Eggs...
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Meths doing some shameless and sickening self promotion
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Posted by max_wedge
Posted by marlonski
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I almost believed you there mate. One slight flaw in your claim, I'm older than you
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Damn thats a fine idea ! I'm in....Dad
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I shate my pants reading that !
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I'm actually 500 years old... Axxxr/Damien fixed me up with an eternal youth potion in return for my soul. He's gonna be mighty pissed when he reliases that being eternal means I will never die, which means he'll never get my soul...
mawhuhuhuhahahahahah (overly long evil laugh)
Posted by axxxr
I'M WATCHING YOU!
Posted by max_wedge
Posted by methylated_spirit
If axxxr really is the devil, he'd look more like this, i'd imagine!
Posted by *Jojo*
If Axxxr is a devil
then I am assuming that "NO" one is an 'angel' here anymore