Posted by axxxr
This could prove to be controversial,but hey i like controversy..gets people talking.
Say if at the times of Jesus mobiles were around what one do you think he would have used or what would have been the ideal one for his lifestyle?..Please take into consideration the Ten commandments,and the many miricles he may have performed how do you think he would have used his handset?
Posted by Pradhika
Jesus was very simple and he wouldnt have used camphone etc. Sure more memory needed for storing many numbers etc. I guess this should have been the phone, look down:
Posted by EastCoastStar
just pointing out jesus is using a i710 ( i believe ) in that pic
Posted by smilerthe cheshirecat
Possibly a Siemens SK65? Well in open mode...
http://www.esato.com/phones/phonegallery.php?phone=131&page=4
Posted by axxxr
Yeh i agree!
Posted by Pradhika
With a bit of matching my case falls on line j for Jesus.
Posted by Vein
Jesus would probably have used a multi-lingual communicator with a G-Mode button to call on his holy father for assistance
Posted by frankjwang
Axxxr, why don't you ask what phone would Santa Claus use? :-)
Posted by Pradhika
@frank. Santa's will be a toy phone.
Posted by axxxr
Good question but christmas is over now.
Posted by frankjwang
I'm sure that Santa uses a BT headset. Because he can't use his phone while driving the sled:-) lol
Posted by max_wedge
I reckon jesus would use a 3g phone, so he could perform miracles by video chat.....no longer would he need to ride a donkey from town to town performing miracles - just whip out the P990 and make a few video conferencing calls...no worries at all.
With a 2MP camera he can take all the photographic proof he needs to satisfy the authorities that he's not defrauding people (it may even save him from the cross).
Posted by Pradhika
While the fact is Jesus had lot of messages, reached everywhere without a phone. We too are sending messages via sophisticated media and we eagerly look for acknowledgements.
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Ojojoj Im still laughing
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Posted by private_ryan
i think it would be more meaningful for all of us if we would rather discuss or talk about the life and teachings of Jesus...
a sin against the Holy Ghost is an unforgivable one!
Posted by Davo_169
but would a mobile phone not help his teachings by providing a medium to communicate to more people with a 6111 have multiple PTT convos
Posted by private_ryan
youre' definitely right! that is one of the important uses of mobile phones that is to communicate the teachings of Christ Jesus and NOT putting His Name in SHAME! using in any unnecessary, informal discussions!!!!
Posted by methylated_spirit
It would have to be quite a large phone, or it would just slip through...
(think about it!)
Posted by Lebanese
i dont like thinking about it, he´s jesus, and i dont like predicting or making fun of him
Posted by lazeeboy
jesus was a very simple man, so he'd probably choose a simple phone too. maybe something like a 5110 or T100.
Posted by Lebanese
simplicity is not found anywhere these days
Posted by Sammy_boy
Hands up who thinks this thread will go off topic and turn into a religious debate/flame war and then get locked?
Back on topic, I'd see Jesus using something fairly simple too due to his simple and unmaterialistic views and way of life. I could see him using something like a 6310i - all that time on the road, going from place to place could mean a lot of time away from a charger, so a phone that goes for 10 days between charges would be a big boon!
Although if he was about today, he'd probably have a car, therefore at least have a car charger, or even a built in car kit!
Posted by methylated_spirit
Nah, nokia 3100, very simple and basic phone - i'm a user myself, so he's be in good company
Posted by batesie
i recon he's a spin man myself. (ahem
) so a S700 or W900 would be his choice...
Posted by dude_se
i agree with the 6310i idea. maybe a nokia 1100 aswell. durable, light, also has a light
i also agree that this thread will go off topic and get locked
dude_se
Posted by frankjwang
This topic is just for fun, no need to be serious:-)
Posted by dude_se
well some people have strong beliefs and this thread could seem to be mocking jesus which i think private ryan feels. i just see it as a bit of fun so i dont mind. i cant think of any other phones. got to be a 6310i though
dude_se
Posted by max_wedge
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How'd he go having a wank then?
(is it a sin for jesus to have a pull?)
PS. To all those offended, relax. I respect Jesus. I also respect Eddie Murphy, Billy Connelly and Richard Prior. These guys make fun of everything! I believe Jesus would have been enlightened enough to laugh at this thread and not be offended. If others want to ascribe to Jesus the human traits of Pride, Ego, Insecurity etc that would lead to him being offended by this thread, then go ahead. I myself like to think he is above that crap.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Somebody got it! Wahoo!
max your completely right.
Posted by Sammy_boy
Yep, bang on there Max. A bit of self-efficiacy (I think that's the right word) and an ability to laugh at yourself would be essential, and I bet Jesus would have that.
Otherwise, as Max said, he would be more governed by his ego, pride etc.
Oops, now I'm dragging this off topic! Now, back to the phones...
Posted by Krubach
Jesus wouldn't need a phone.
Being the son of God, he has the gift of omnipresence.
Instead of calling he would meet the person wherever he was.
Posted by max_wedge
hehe, yes sorry for going a bit off topic myself. thanks for the nice comments.
I reckon Jesus WOULDN'T have a Razor. Or one of them jewel encrusted jobbies.
I could see him with an S700 as his personal phone, and P990 as his "business" phone.
Krubach, you are quite correct of course, from a strickly philosophical point of view, but it's still fun to wonder "what if..."
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Posted by *Jojo*
@axxxr - First it was George W. Bush, now it's Jesus Christ
Just who would you be THINKING of next 
. .. . LUCIFER 
Well, to get along . . . maybe we should ask . . . Mary Magdalene what handset Jesus really used . . .
Posted by max_wedge
it's the burning issue of the decade....
Posted by methylated_spirit
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Hmm, didnt Jesus take on the form of a human? We're talking about when he was on earth, he wasnt omnipresent then! Sorry for being so pedantic
Posted by *Jojo*
@meths - I quite agree with Krubach back there . . . Let us not forget that HE performed so MANY miracles while here . . . that would just be a 'piece-of-cake' for him to use HIS his extra-terrestial powers to call everything/one he wants without using any gadget for that matter, say thru - ESP (SMS/MMS/Video sending will apply too) etc. Also, there are rumors that the planet Earth is ONLY half the AGE of what the other STAR's is . . . say, if the Earth is estimated to be 2 Billion years in age, there are planets out there who has been in existence for more than 4 Billion years (meaning, technology is FAR more advance than what we have here)! I BELIEVE that Jesus is a SUPREME human being, nothing more . . .
Posted by eyedol_52
@max_wedge
Thinking... a s700 for personal use ?? I dont think so..
Maybe something like the w800i so he can hear
some music while he is traveling.. You know..
A 2.0 Megapixel camera so he can have some
fun taking pictures with all the people that
he knows... Easy way to tranfer files to a "computer"
or something that has a usb port in those times
to send the pictures to his father.
But.. For work.. here is the deal..
He travels a lot. He look for people a lot..
He need a PDA Phone. with a GPS
so he dont get lost. With memory extention like
1 gig Sduo pro memory to save all the prayers
and appointments... Email, Perfect to read
all the emails that people sent to him..
You know a good program, easy to use like pocket outlook...
So, that would be a ipaq hw6515
Thats what i think...
And.. A extra big battery for long trips..
Or maybe 2.
Posted by methylated_spirit
Maybe something with video conferencing capability for when his apostles are spread throughout the earth preaching?
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Posted by coolapostle
The kind of phone Lord Jesus used? I don't see Him having any "high-end" phone because the Pharisees would have been showing-off their smart-phones (as a sgn of their sprituality)
I think He would have something close to what the average Joe uses... remember His Capenter background.
But come to think of it... Lord Jesus would have been swamped with 911 calls, so I doubt if He would have bothered about having a phone.
Or He would have MORE THAN ONE phone like many public officers in my country (Nigeria). If He doesnt do that, He won't have time to preach or teach.
AFTER THIS TOPIC, ANOTHER SUGGESTED TOPIC:
"What phone will be popular in Heaven and Hell"
Posted by Tina.x5
Lmao what a thought. Hmmm dnt tink Jesus wud need/want a fone, possibly the Angel Gabriel on a lanyard wud do the trick? :-Dthats terrible now i tink bout it lol.
Posted by eyedol_52
@coolapostle
Thinking about what you said...
The number of Jesus Cell phone isnt 911
Maybe he would has 2 phones, one for work
and another for private use.
Posted by max_wedge
exactly which is why I reckon a useful phone without being high end for personal use (aka S700), and a P990 for his "work". A P990 is not ostentatious, it is practical and useful without being "out there".
Posted by Davo_169
a pink moto V3
Posted by isherdholi
I think Jesus would have had a plain, simple, Nokia 1100. It also has a flashlight so that he can guide his followers through darkness to the light of good.
Posted by Bjerkebanen
I recon Jesus woud use a banana as a phone! And he woud sing into the banana Yes we have no banana! Yes! We have nooo bananas today!
Posted by millosunny141
hey jesus just bought a new fone yesterday.
its made of two disposable plastic glasses connected with a spring like wire.
i had the chance to try it . it really is cool .
nowadays jesus is getting more fashionable
Posted by joebmc
He’d probably have a simply nokia 3210 but there wouldn’t be much point in him having a phone as who’d he call? Probably best if every prophet was given a phone then they could organise things a little better!
Posted by leibniz
I think he would have the "Alexander Graham Bell special" - that way he could drink water out of it when he wasn't using it to communicate.
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Posted by keranov
He has no need to have phone, we are talking about Jesus right
, he can talk to you without phone
Posted by Born_Dead
Jesus and mobile??? HELL NO!!! but i would appreciate it if somebody gave me his number..... plzzzzzzzzzzzzz...i have lots to settle with him...!!!